Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Steejay]

Not gonna touch it until 5pm.

I love sitting watching the updates with my first beer of the day.

[stevieb]

Just hoovered my fake grass and steam cleaned the bbq. Need to do a booze run. I don't think I'll be holding out for much longer... 

[Traf]

49 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

2 days and no beer. Just gonna stick to Friday &  Saturdays now 

I've not touched a drop since last Friday when I polished off the last of the "summer-type shite people had given us" ie a bottle of peach schnapps, a bottle of Malibu and a bottle of M&S's finest Pink Cava.

[radcliffe white]

18 hours ago, Traf said:

Mate of mine ordered from where radcliffe works. Next day delivery, bang on. He was very impressed. 

Yes seen some pics on Facebook nice one 

for those that asked unfortunately delivery is only to the areas mentioned on the app, if you can get to bury collection is available 

[Burndens Bogs]

2 hours ago, Traf said:

a bottle of peach schnapps, a bottle of Malibu and a bottle of M&S's finest Pink Cava.

Kinell Traf, stuff like that must make it easier to lay off the booze. 🤮

[Youri McAnespie]

Have you never had a pint of pink Cava with a peach schnapps and malibu chaser, yer big girl's bra?

[Zico]

7 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

right now, I'm giving it a miss tonight

it has to end at some point

but anything can happen between now and 6pm

got to now and decided I'm going to tesco 

then I've got a box of cloudwater coming tomorrow

so, I'm either going to address this on Sunday, although May 1st seems like a good day to change this new habit

well

May 3rd as that's a Sunday

in any case, my first night without a beer is going to be a comedown  to  match that one in Trainspotting

 

[green genie]

Been sticking to not on a school night so far as wfh.

Neighbour who owns a pub just brought back to his garage five barrels including San Miguel , Dartmoor Jail Ale and Old Rosie. 

Just sterilising  the camping water containers.

[Leyther_Matt]

Got some barbecue stuff for Saturday, other half wanted her obligatory Taurus but, in an effort to be more cultured, I’m going to give white wine a go. What could possibly go wrong?

[RoadRunnerFan]

4 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Have you never had a pint of pink Cava with a peach schnapps and malibu chaser, yer big girl's bra?

Ooooh ladyboys......

[Zico]

20 hours ago, Casino said:

Recent mate

Like I said

Hazy jane is now about 5

I think the original is now badged OG hazy

There'll be old stock out there I imagine

 

Been to Tesco

Suspect its 5% in bottles, 7.2% in cans

Never seen 7.2% in a bottle

Never seen 5% in a can

Edited April 23, 2020 by ZicoKelly

[Youri McAnespie]

32 minutes ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Ooooh ladyboys......

Some of the lads on here would just flip over number 4 and fu...funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away...

[Casino]

56 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

Been to Tesco

Suspect its 5% in bottles, 7.2% in cans

Never seen 7.2% in a bottle

Never seen 5% in a can

Youre being hard work 

 

https://www.brewdog.com/uk/the-hazy-family-24

3 different drinks but ive not seen the rocket fuel anywhere

[Casino]

In fact 4

But i think hazy af is for women

[RoadRunnerFan]

41 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Some of the lads on here would just flip over number 4 and fu...funnily enough, it lands on its wheels, and it starts first time and they just drive away...

You threw your monkey in the sea? That's just awful. I was fishing for some kind of funny story, that's just upsetting.....

[L/H White]

i'm in tonight, bought a selection this morning that i'm steaming into

[Zico]

40 minutes ago, Casino said:

Youre being hard work 

 

https://www.brewdog.com/uk/the-hazy-family-24

3 different drinks but ive not seen the rocket fuel anywhere

There's 4!

I've only come across 2 though

24 beers, £54 though, that seems decent value, though they'll all taste the same

Edited April 23, 2020 by ZicoKelly

[Casino]

The af is in the supermarkets, so im told

But as its in the zero section, ive not seen it

[Zico]

In which case they can fuck off for £54

[Zico]

I thought it meant "Hazy As Fuck" and not "Hazy Alcohol Free"

[Youri McAnespie]

😃

I wasn't thinking straight, I just kind of got the red mist in front of my eyes and I just grabbed the monkey and hoyed it into the sea.

🐒

Edited April 23, 2020 by Youri McAnespie

[RoadRunnerFan]

Just now, Youri McAnespie said:

😃

I wasn't thinking straight, I just kind of got the red mist in front of my eyes and I just grabbed the monkey and hoyed it into the sea.

He'd eaten all your fags man!

[Casino]

12 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said:

I thought it meant "Hazy As Fuck" and not "Hazy Alcohol Free"

The rocket fuel looks good

Theyve got a limited run on the site called 25 may or something?

Jack hammer is a corker if you can get hold of it

[Traf]

9 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Kinell Traf, stuff like that must make it easier to lay off the booze. 🤮

I generally drink stout and the like, but it was far too warm for that, so had to raid the ladydrinks.

[blackleywhite]

Craft beer is designed for the "less volume because I'll be up all night needing pisses" brigade. More alcohol less volume. Every one I've tried is shite, like stones in a can. A mate of mine owns glenn affrick brewery on the wirral and they do all sorts, keeps inviting me over to sup for England. Can't do it!