Nuclear Holocaust Pissheadery

[Traf]

I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday.

We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. 

[L/H White]

10 cans deep and watching highlights of the open from 2016

[L/H White]

17 minutes ago, Traf said:

I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday.

We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. 

Hero

Like the scene from max and paddy cutting the speed camera down 

[Traf]

1 minute ago, L/H White said:

Hero

Mrs Traf wasn't as complimentary, she used  a much ruder set of words.

I wouldn't mind, I only did it for her. Ungrateful cunt. 

[L/H White]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

Mrs Traf wasn't as complimentary, she used  a much ruder set of words.

I wouldn't mind, I only did it for her. Ungrateful cunt. 

Chuck her down the stairs mate

[Traf]

2 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Chuck her down the stairs mate

Have done, repeatedly.

I've also got two big fuck off conifers that need to come down, but I'm not tackling them myself.

[Youri McAnespie]

Cut the branches off from the bottom leaving about three or four inches to use as pegs then climb the cunts with a pole chainsaw or other 'leccy chainsaw - lop them from the top in conservative lengths.

Chainsaw - £69 - harness and rope if you're feeling your age £50-60...

Pikeys doing them? £300 up front then they disappear.

 

[Youri McAnespie]

 

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[Youri McAnespie]

Timber

[Burndens Bogs]

11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Cut the branches off from the bottom leaving about three or four inches to use as pegs then climb the cunts with a pole chainsaw or other 'leccy chainsaw - lop them from the top in conservative lengths.

Chainsaw - £69 - harness and rope if you're feeling your age £50-60...

Pikeys doing them? £300 up front then they disappear.

 

Tournequet £10

Bandages £5

[RoadRunnerFan]

11 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Tournequet £10

Bandages £5

No 4 hour waits in A&E either!

[stevieb]

12 hours ago, Traf said:

I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday.

We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. 

Do you reckon I could do the same to next doors chimney? 

[Rudy]

3 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Do you reckon I could do the same to next doors chimney? 

Miami will sort it out for you 

[Rudy]

What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad?

[Spider]

17 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad?

Roast beef just gone in

Bottle of St Emilion breathing

Just cleaned out my gutters
 

Say 5pm

[Guest]

31 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad?

Work tomorrow 

[Not in Crawley]

Yeah - work tomorrow, no booze, plus it’s baking down here today, going to go for a nice long walk

[stevieb]

Wage cage tomorrow (AKA my sons desk in our bedroom) so having a day off.

Gonna aim to be drink free until Thursday. It won't last! 

[Zico]

This is it

My first day off the booze since i don't know when

My muscles spasm everytime i remind myself of this

[ErnestTurnip]

Just back from a 9 miler up to the mast, full of disappointment because took my herbal vape out with me and then realised it had no charge. Got in and opened a can of pop so think I might manage to be out today as well.

[jeep]

Smashing it today, then no ale until Thursday or Friday....

[ErnestTurnip]

Out of curiosity and a bit of boredom, 23 local(ish) breweries doing collection or delivery at the present time. Cloudwater are selling some stuff from smaller breweries and a few more breweries are likely to start selling soon.

Think someone had mentioned Tommy Wright's and where Radcliffe works but I wasn't sure if they did delivery to everyone so didn't add em. I know they aren't breweries but if they deliver ale they're fine by me.

BREWERY	LOCATION	POSTCODE	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	CONTACT
7 BROTHERS	SALFORD QUAYS	M50 1DS	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.SEVENBRO7HERS.COM
ALPHABET	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.ALPHABETBREWING.CO.UK
BEATNIKZ	MANCHESTER	M4 4HF	DELIVERY POSS ONLY GTR MANCHESTER	COLLECTION	HTTP://WWW.BEATNIKZREPUBLIC.COM
BLACKEDGE	HORWICH	BL6 7JH	DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES		BLACKEDGEBREWERY.CO.UK
BLACKJACK	MANCHESTER	M4 4	DELIVERY WITHIN M60		HTTPS://WWW.BLACKJACK-BEERS.COM
BRIGHTSIDE	RADCLIFFE	M26 1AD	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	CARLEY@BRIGHTSIDEBREWING.CO.UK / 0161 725 9644
CLOUDWATER	MANCHESTER	M1 2NP	DELIVERY		HTTPS://SHOP.CLOUDWATERBREW.CO
EAGLES CRAG	TODMORDEN			COLLECTION FROM OL14 5EY	ORDER FROM THE ALE HOUSE ON FACEBOOK
IRWELL WORKS	RAMSBOTTOM	BL0 9YQ	DELIVERY (POSS WITHIN 5 MILES?)		HTTP://WWW.IRWELLWORKSBREWERY.CO.UK / 07395 946 243
MANCHESTER UNION	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY TO M POSTCODES		HTTPS://MANCHESTERUNIONBREWERY.COM
MARBLE	SALFORD	M50 2GN	DELIVERY		HTTPS://MARBLEBEERS.COM
MAYFLOWER	HINDLEY		DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.MAYFLOWERBREWERY.COM / 01942 259071
NORTHERN MONKEY	BOLTON		DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.NORTHERNMONKEYBREW.CO.UK / FACEBOOK
NORTHERN WHISPER	RAWTENSTALL	BB4 7QX	DELIVERY LOCAL TO BB		HTTPS://NORTHERNWHISPERBREWINGCO.CO.UK
POMONA ISLAND	SALFORD	M50 1DS	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.POMONAISLANDBREW.CO.UK
PROSPECT	WIGAN	WN3 4DL	DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES WIGAN CENTRE	COLLECTION	PROSPECTBREWERY.CO.UK / 01257 421329
RIVINGTON	RIVINGTON	PR6 9HE	DELIVERY		RIVINGTONBREWING.CO.UK
SHINDIGGER	SALFORD	M3 7JQ	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.SHINDIGGERBREWING.CO
THREE BS	DARWEN	BB3 0LL		COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.THREEBSBREWERY.CO.UK
TINHEAD	BRADLEY FOLD	BL2 6RL	DELIVERY WITHIN 3 MILES	COLLECTION	FACEBOOK / 07980 262766
TRACK	MANCHESTER		DELIVERY		HTTPS://TRACKBREWING.CO
WANDER BEYOND	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.WANDERBEYONDBREWING.COM
WIGAN BREWHOUSE	WIGAN		DELIVERY		FACEBOOK / 01942234976

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Out of curiosity and a bit of boredom, 23 local(ish) breweries doing collection or delivery at the present time. Cloudwater are selling some stuff from smaller breweries and a few more breweries are likely to start selling soon.

Think someone had mentioned Tommy Wright's and where Radcliffe works but I wasn't sure if they did delivery to everyone so didn't add em. I know they aren't breweries but if they deliver ale they're fine by me.

BREWERY	LOCATION	POSTCODE	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	CONTACT
7 BROTHERS	SALFORD QUAYS	M50 1DS	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.SEVENBRO7HERS.COM
ALPHABET	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.ALPHABETBREWING.CO.UK
BEATNIKZ	MANCHESTER	M4 4HF	DELIVERY POSS ONLY GTR MANCHESTER	COLLECTION	HTTP://WWW.BEATNIKZREPUBLIC.COM
BLACKEDGE	HORWICH	BL6 7JH	DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES		BLACKEDGEBREWERY.CO.UK
BLACKJACK	MANCHESTER	M4 4	DELIVERY WITHIN M60		HTTPS://WWW.BLACKJACK-BEERS.COM
BRIGHTSIDE	RADCLIFFE	M26 1AD	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	CARLEY@BRIGHTSIDEBREWING.CO.UK / 0161 725 9644
CLOUDWATER	MANCHESTER	M1 2NP	DELIVERY		HTTPS://SHOP.CLOUDWATERBREW.CO
EAGLES CRAG	TODMORDEN			COLLECTION FROM OL14 5EY	ORDER FROM THE ALE HOUSE ON FACEBOOK
IRWELL WORKS	RAMSBOTTOM	BL0 9YQ	DELIVERY (POSS WITHIN 5 MILES?)		HTTP://WWW.IRWELLWORKSBREWERY.CO.UK / 07395 946 243
MANCHESTER UNION	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY TO M POSTCODES		HTTPS://MANCHESTERUNIONBREWERY.COM
MARBLE	SALFORD	M50 2GN	DELIVERY		HTTPS://MARBLEBEERS.COM
MAYFLOWER	HINDLEY		DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.MAYFLOWERBREWERY.COM / 01942 259071
NORTHERN MONKEY	BOLTON		DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.NORTHERNMONKEYBREW.CO.UK / FACEBOOK
NORTHERN WHISPER	RAWTENSTALL	BB4 7QX	DELIVERY LOCAL TO BB		HTTPS://NORTHERNWHISPERBREWINGCO.CO.UK
POMONA ISLAND	SALFORD	M50 1DS	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.POMONAISLANDBREW.CO.UK
PROSPECT	WIGAN	WN3 4DL	DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES WIGAN CENTRE	COLLECTION	PROSPECTBREWERY.CO.UK / 01257 421329
RIVINGTON	RIVINGTON	PR6 9HE	DELIVERY		RIVINGTONBREWING.CO.UK
SHINDIGGER	SALFORD	M3 7JQ	DELIVERY	COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.SHINDIGGERBREWING.CO
THREE BS	DARWEN	BB3 0LL		COLLECTION	HTTPS://WWW.THREEBSBREWERY.CO.UK
TINHEAD	BRADLEY FOLD	BL2 6RL	DELIVERY WITHIN 3 MILES	COLLECTION	FACEBOOK / 07980 262766
TRACK	MANCHESTER		DELIVERY		HTTPS://TRACKBREWING.CO
WANDER BEYOND	MANCHESTER	M12 6JL	DELIVERY		HTTPS://WWW.WANDERBEYONDBREWING.COM
WIGAN BREWHOUSE	WIGAN		DELIVERY		FACEBOOK / 01942234976

That should be a big help to those of us planning a few days off.

Jesus.

[Jol_BWFC]

4 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said:

What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad?

Very shortly. G&T in the fading evening sun, then a bottle of red with tea.

If it helps, we started yesterday at 10.00am. The wife had a video call with her cousin and they agreed to “airport rules” for the catch up. Worked for me, as the Mrs didn’t want to be the only one in the house drinking.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Cracking bit of public information that Ernest.

Didn't realise there were so many these days, and that's not all of them.