Traf Posted April 25, 2020 Posted April 25, 2020 I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday. We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. Quote
L/H White Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 10 cans deep and watching highlights of the open from 2016 Quote
L/H White Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 17 minutes ago, Traf said: I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday. We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. Hero Like the scene from max and paddy cutting the speed camera down Quote
Traf Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, L/H White said: Hero Mrs Traf wasn't as complimentary, she used a much ruder set of words. I wouldn't mind, I only did it for her. Ungrateful cunt. Quote
L/H White Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 1 minute ago, Traf said: Mrs Traf wasn't as complimentary, she used a much ruder set of words. I wouldn't mind, I only did it for her. Ungrateful cunt. Chuck her down the stairs mate Quote
Traf Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, L/H White said: Chuck her down the stairs mate Have done, repeatedly. I've also got two big fuck off conifers that need to come down, but I'm not tackling them myself. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Cut the branches off from the bottom leaving about three or four inches to use as pegs then climb the cunts with a pole chainsaw or other 'leccy chainsaw - lop them from the top in conservative lengths. Chainsaw - £69 - harness and rope if you're feeling your age £50-60... Pikeys doing them? £300 up front then they disappear. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FM-3KN-STRETCH-ABSEILING-MOUNTAINEERING-ROCK-CLIMBING-ROPE-CORD-10MM-SAFETY-BLI-/283814558924?nav=SEARCH https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PORTWEST-2-Point-Safety-Harness-Comfort-Fall-Protection-Arrest-Full-Body-FP14-/323036288031?nav=SEARCH https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Laptronix-Electric-Chainsaw-40-5cm-16-Professional-Oregon-Bar-Chain-Saw-2000W-/352444697413?nav=SEARCH Quote
Burndens Bogs Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 11 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: Cut the branches off from the bottom leaving about three or four inches to use as pegs then climb the cunts with a pole chainsaw or other 'leccy chainsaw - lop them from the top in conservative lengths. Chainsaw - £69 - harness and rope if you're feeling your age £50-60... Pikeys doing them? £300 up front then they disappear. Tournequet £10 Bandages £5 Quote
RoadRunnerFan Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 11 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said: Tournequet £10 Bandages £5 No 4 hour waits in A&E either! Quote
stevieb Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 12 hours ago, Traf said: I've done 6 bottles of white wine since 2pm Friday. We also had an issue with the sun disappearing around 6pm. It was because a tree was blocking it, so I cut it down, bought a cheap chimenea from B&M and I've burnt the tree. Do you reckon I could do the same to next doors chimney? Quote
Rudy Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, stevieb said: Do you reckon I could do the same to next doors chimney? Miami will sort it out for you Quote
Rudy Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad? Quote
Spider Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 17 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad? Roast beef just gone in Bottle of St Emilion breathing Just cleaned out my gutters Say 5pm Quote
Guest Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 31 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad? Work tomorrow Quote
Not in Crawley Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Yeah - work tomorrow, no booze, plus it’s baking down here today, going to go for a nice long walk Quote
stevieb Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Wage cage tomorrow (AKA my sons desk in our bedroom) so having a day off. Gonna aim to be drink free until Thursday. It won't last! Quote
Zico Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 This is it My first day off the booze since i don't know when My muscles spasm everytime i remind myself of this Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Just back from a 9 miler up to the mast, full of disappointment because took my herbal vape out with me and then realised it had no charge. Got in and opened a can of pop so think I might manage to be out today as well. Quote
jeep Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Smashing it today, then no ale until Thursday or Friday.... Quote
ErnestTurnip Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Out of curiosity and a bit of boredom, 23 local(ish) breweries doing collection or delivery at the present time. Cloudwater are selling some stuff from smaller breweries and a few more breweries are likely to start selling soon. Think someone had mentioned Tommy Wright's and where Radcliffe works but I wasn't sure if they did delivery to everyone so didn't add em. I know they aren't breweries but if they deliver ale they're fine by me. BREWERY LOCATION POSTCODE DELIVERY COLLECTION CONTACT 7 BROTHERS SALFORD QUAYS M50 1DS DELIVERY COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.SEVENBRO7HERS.COM ALPHABET MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.ALPHABETBREWING.CO.UK BEATNIKZ MANCHESTER M4 4HF DELIVERY POSS ONLY GTR MANCHESTER COLLECTION HTTP://WWW.BEATNIKZREPUBLIC.COM BLACKEDGE HORWICH BL6 7JH DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES BLACKEDGEBREWERY.CO.UK BLACKJACK MANCHESTER M4 4 DELIVERY WITHIN M60 HTTPS://WWW.BLACKJACK-BEERS.COM BRIGHTSIDE RADCLIFFE M26 1AD DELIVERY COLLECTION CARLEY@BRIGHTSIDEBREWING.CO.UK / 0161 725 9644 CLOUDWATER MANCHESTER M1 2NP DELIVERY HTTPS://SHOP.CLOUDWATERBREW.CO EAGLES CRAG TODMORDEN COLLECTION FROM OL14 5EY ORDER FROM THE ALE HOUSE ON FACEBOOK IRWELL WORKS RAMSBOTTOM BL0 9YQ DELIVERY (POSS WITHIN 5 MILES?) HTTP://WWW.IRWELLWORKSBREWERY.CO.UK / 07395 946 243 MANCHESTER UNION MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY TO M POSTCODES HTTPS://MANCHESTERUNIONBREWERY.COM MARBLE SALFORD M50 2GN DELIVERY HTTPS://MARBLEBEERS.COM MAYFLOWER HINDLEY DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.MAYFLOWERBREWERY.COM / 01942 259071 NORTHERN MONKEY BOLTON DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.NORTHERNMONKEYBREW.CO.UK / FACEBOOK NORTHERN WHISPER RAWTENSTALL BB4 7QX DELIVERY LOCAL TO BB HTTPS://NORTHERNWHISPERBREWINGCO.CO.UK POMONA ISLAND SALFORD M50 1DS DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.POMONAISLANDBREW.CO.UK PROSPECT WIGAN WN3 4DL DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES WIGAN CENTRE COLLECTION PROSPECTBREWERY.CO.UK / 01257 421329 RIVINGTON RIVINGTON PR6 9HE DELIVERY RIVINGTONBREWING.CO.UK SHINDIGGER SALFORD M3 7JQ DELIVERY COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.SHINDIGGERBREWING.CO THREE BS DARWEN BB3 0LL COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.THREEBSBREWERY.CO.UK TINHEAD BRADLEY FOLD BL2 6RL DELIVERY WITHIN 3 MILES COLLECTION FACEBOOK / 07980 262766 TRACK MANCHESTER DELIVERY HTTPS://TRACKBREWING.CO WANDER BEYOND MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.WANDERBEYONDBREWING.COM WIGAN BREWHOUSE WIGAN DELIVERY FACEBOOK / 01942234976 Quote
Spider Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, ErnestTurnip said: Out of curiosity and a bit of boredom, 23 local(ish) breweries doing collection or delivery at the present time. Cloudwater are selling some stuff from smaller breweries and a few more breweries are likely to start selling soon. Think someone had mentioned Tommy Wright's and where Radcliffe works but I wasn't sure if they did delivery to everyone so didn't add em. I know they aren't breweries but if they deliver ale they're fine by me. BREWERY LOCATION POSTCODE DELIVERY COLLECTION CONTACT 7 BROTHERS SALFORD QUAYS M50 1DS DELIVERY COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.SEVENBRO7HERS.COM ALPHABET MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.ALPHABETBREWING.CO.UK BEATNIKZ MANCHESTER M4 4HF DELIVERY POSS ONLY GTR MANCHESTER COLLECTION HTTP://WWW.BEATNIKZREPUBLIC.COM BLACKEDGE HORWICH BL6 7JH DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES BLACKEDGEBREWERY.CO.UK BLACKJACK MANCHESTER M4 4 DELIVERY WITHIN M60 HTTPS://WWW.BLACKJACK-BEERS.COM BRIGHTSIDE RADCLIFFE M26 1AD DELIVERY COLLECTION CARLEY@BRIGHTSIDEBREWING.CO.UK / 0161 725 9644 CLOUDWATER MANCHESTER M1 2NP DELIVERY HTTPS://SHOP.CLOUDWATERBREW.CO EAGLES CRAG TODMORDEN COLLECTION FROM OL14 5EY ORDER FROM THE ALE HOUSE ON FACEBOOK IRWELL WORKS RAMSBOTTOM BL0 9YQ DELIVERY (POSS WITHIN 5 MILES?) HTTP://WWW.IRWELLWORKSBREWERY.CO.UK / 07395 946 243 MANCHESTER UNION MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY TO M POSTCODES HTTPS://MANCHESTERUNIONBREWERY.COM MARBLE SALFORD M50 2GN DELIVERY HTTPS://MARBLEBEERS.COM MAYFLOWER HINDLEY DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.MAYFLOWERBREWERY.COM / 01942 259071 NORTHERN MONKEY BOLTON DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.NORTHERNMONKEYBREW.CO.UK / FACEBOOK NORTHERN WHISPER RAWTENSTALL BB4 7QX DELIVERY LOCAL TO BB HTTPS://NORTHERNWHISPERBREWINGCO.CO.UK POMONA ISLAND SALFORD M50 1DS DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.POMONAISLANDBREW.CO.UK PROSPECT WIGAN WN3 4DL DELIVERY WITHIN 5 MILES WIGAN CENTRE COLLECTION PROSPECTBREWERY.CO.UK / 01257 421329 RIVINGTON RIVINGTON PR6 9HE DELIVERY RIVINGTONBREWING.CO.UK SHINDIGGER SALFORD M3 7JQ DELIVERY COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.SHINDIGGERBREWING.CO THREE BS DARWEN BB3 0LL COLLECTION HTTPS://WWW.THREEBSBREWERY.CO.UK TINHEAD BRADLEY FOLD BL2 6RL DELIVERY WITHIN 3 MILES COLLECTION FACEBOOK / 07980 262766 TRACK MANCHESTER DELIVERY HTTPS://TRACKBREWING.CO WANDER BEYOND MANCHESTER M12 6JL DELIVERY HTTPS://WWW.WANDERBEYONDBREWING.COM WIGAN BREWHOUSE WIGAN DELIVERY FACEBOOK / 01942234976 That should be a big help to those of us planning a few days off. Jesus. Quote
Jol_BWFC Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Rudy’s Message said: What time are you bunch of pisscans starting drinking today so I don’t feel bad? Very shortly. G&T in the fading evening sun, then a bottle of red with tea. If it helps, we started yesterday at 10.00am. The wife had a video call with her cousin and they agreed to “airport rules” for the catch up. Worked for me, as the Mrs didn’t want to be the only one in the house drinking. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted April 26, 2020 Posted April 26, 2020 Cracking bit of public information that Ernest. Didn't realise there were so many these days, and that's not all of them. Quote
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