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[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Too blonde.

Are you drunk already?

Zooye Deschamps who favvers the tranny next door you prefer.

Malene has size 3 feet ffs.

Zooey size Nines - like Josh Wink.

[Not in Crawley]

22 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Are you drunk already?

Zooye Deschamps who favvers the tranny next door you prefer.

Malene has size 3 feet ffs.

Zooey size Nines - like Josh Wink.

Just finished work. 

She's very pretty but not for me.

[Youri McAnespie]

3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Just finished work. 

She's very pretty but not for me.

You are insane through lead poisoning from living and working and training in that polluted dump of dossers.

Especially the latter - you must be mad to do ten miles in that quagmire.

She'd tell you to piss off anyway on account of your Carter USM circa 1990 barnet.

[Not in Crawley]

1 minute ago, Youri McAnespie said:

You are insane through lead poisoning from living and working and training in that polluted dump of dossers.

Especially the latter - you must be mad to do ten miles in that quagmire.

She'd tell you to piss off anyway on account of your Carter USM circa 1990 barnet.

She very well might.

Sorry, if its not brunette, there's the door marked do one.

Some give you a twitch, others leave you a bit, meh.

[stevieb]

Just now, Not in Crawley said:

She very well might.

Sorry, if its not brunette, there's the door marked do one.

Some give you a twitch, others leave you a bit, meh.

Sorry @Spider

No bumming this festive period from our winkle pickerered cravated marketing supremo. 

I'm off to dye myself blonde tomorrow 

[Youri McAnespie]

5 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

She very well might.

Sorry, if its not brunette, there's the door marked do one.

Some give you a twitch, others leave you a bit, meh.

I don't have a type - I only need a Lucy Liu lookalike for the full house.

What next, Chuck D is too black, too strong?

You posted a picture of Katy and Zoeye and they had granny tights on because they probably had hairy legs like Yetis or their North American cousin Sasquatch.

And both with feet like Michael Jordan's

[Spider]

12 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Sorry @Spider

No bumming this festive period from our winkle pickerered cravated marketing supremo. 

I'm off to dye myself blonde tomorrow 

@Youri McAnespie made a scurrilous accusation that I dye my hair recently, such is it’s aryan appearance.

Crawley would love to run his winklepicker along the contours of my bottom. 100%

[Youri McAnespie]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Kerry Katona, christ! She fucking stinks of Cockles in a polyester cup! 

As for her mate Jordan, fuck that, the last thing you'd want would be fat Harvey hanging over you, then her having to give you a lift home!

 

I would because preying on the vulnerable is my speciality (Katie not Harvey).

But retaining tumescent status might be a problem if Harvey was around - I might get a "Hello you cunt" on arrival or he might storm in the bedroom with a "stop hurting my mum" and unleash titanic fury on me, me not being able to fight back because of his issues.

I'd get a taxi to Dwight Yorke's lair and twat him instead.

Anyone who says they wouldn't nob Jordan (Katie Price not the country).

Is a liar or should get down the Freemasons in Manc.

[Youri McAnespie]

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

@Youri McAnespie made a scurrilous accusation that I dye my hair recently, such is it’s aryan appearance.

Crawley would love to run his winklepicker along the contours of my bottom. 100%

Spider PM'd me with a picture of him with hair obviously washed in Domestos and a bewigged Tim Burgess molesting him in the worst possible ways.

He made me vow not to post these depraved photos.

Tbf Spider had been drugged.

He wasn't in a position to resist.

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said:

Spider PM'd me with a picture of him with hair obviously washed in Domestos and a bewigged Tim Burgess molesting him in the worst possible ways.

He made me vow not to post these depraved photos.

Tbf Spider had been drugged.

He wasn't in a position to resist.

I didn’t give you permission to have a hairy-palmed session of lip curling self abuse with the picture either.

Im now worried you might be.

[Traf]

1 hour ago, Rudy said:

Me and @bolton_blondie are hosting it

Cheese on sticks with pickles and pineapple in a cabbage

Box of wine

Bring your car keys 

 

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

Best offer we've had in years.

Be there with bells on Rudy my good man

Fruity cheese all the way.

Would probably be the best offer I'd get this year.

[Rudy]

21 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Kerry Katona, christ! She fucking stinks of Cockles in a polyester cup! 

As for her mate Jordan, fuck that, the last thing you'd want would be fat Harvey hanging over you, then her having to give you a lift home!

 

😂

[Rudy]

4 minutes ago, Traf said:

 

Would probably be the best offer I'd get this year.

You’re welcome. Bring your keys and a record 

[stevieb]

I'd smash an 18 year old katona. And an 18 year old price. . Fit as 

[stevieb]

Just now, stevieb said:

I'd smash an 18 year old katona. And an 18 year old price. . Fit as 

Both older than me. JSL... 🤣 🤣 🤣 

[Rudy]

1 minute ago, stevieb said:

I'd smash an 18 year old katona. And an 18 year old price. . Fit as 

Not sure Harvey is 18 yet. Well not mentally

[Traf]

Just now, Rudy said:

Not sure Harvey is 18 yet. 

He's certainly heavier

[Casino]

Back to bozo

He didnt actually say no restrictions before christmas

Theres time yet for the dollop to copy the jocks

[Zico]

3 hours ago, gonzo said:

I don't think we need to lockdown now with vaccines and testing readily available 

My issue is with the NHS being under more strain than usual 

And more to the point beds being taken up by the unvaccinated 

That's where vaccine passports should come in, at hospitals 

Not had it? Get a jab and join the Back of the queue

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, Zico said:

I don't think we need to lockdown now with vaccines and testing readily available 

My issue is with the NHS being under more strain than usual 

And more to the point beds being taken up by the unvaccinated 

That's where vaccine passports should come in, at hospitals 

Not had it? Get a jab and join the Back of the queue

Zico for PM

[Rudy]

6 minutes ago, Zico said:

I don't think we need to lockdown now with vaccines and testing readily available 

My issue is with the NHS being under more strain than usual 

And more to the point beds being taken up by the unvaccinated 

That's where vaccine passports should come in, at hospitals 

Not had it? Get a jab and join the Back of the queue

Captain Jeebus gave us volcanoes for a reason. It’s in the bible.  

[Mounts Kipper]

3 hours ago, stevieb said:

Genuine question. I know Mounts admitted to being pinged and deleted the app rather than isolate. 

Has anyone tested positive and cracked on? 

I bet there is. 

I did isolate, just binned the app afterwards. 

[Gonk]

Introduce time limits on ventilators based on Vaccination status (medical exemptions like Stevie B excluded of course)

Unvaccinated 7 days max then off you pop

One jab - 14 days 

Two jabs 28 days

 

[Gonk]

or open up a nightingale in the NEC, and store all the vented unvaccinated* there, one nurse to 20 patients

*Excluding medical exemptions

 

[Zico]

2 minutes ago, Gonk said:

or open up a nightingale in the NEC, and store all the vented unvaccinated* there, one nurse to 20 patients

*Excluding medical exemptions

 

Aye, that could work 

One ventilator between five beds and it's up to them to share it fairly and pass it on 

The vaccinated could watch from a raised balcony in a squid game sort of a way