Covid-19

[bolton_blondie]

2 hours ago, Rudy said:

Me and @bolton_blondie are hosting it

Cheese on sticks with pickles and pineapple in a cabbage

Box of wine

Bring your car keys 

Fucks sake I've only been gone a couple of hours wrapping presents and I've come back to a party I'm bloody hosting! 

[Youri McAnespie]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

I didn’t give you permission to have a hairy-palmed session of lip curling self abuse with the picture either.

Im now worried you might be.

Only once - but it was inspired by Tim and his wig - not you - you egotistical midget.

Spider I'd estimate to be 5' 6" and would've not been able to join the SS.

He wears cuban heeled shoes at the match to boost his height 3" - and he confessed if the dalliance with Burgess led to guest lists and backstage passes he'd have carried on.

He'd been groomed good and proper.

[CambridgeBWFC]

4 hours ago, Spider said:

Yes

Bit Sweden don’t “do” restrictions apparently…

They have, but much less than here, but similar to SA it is comparing apples to oranges. The recommendation to work from home from the 23rd is redundant as the majority are already on holiday anyway! 

[Youri McAnespie]

4 hours ago, Traf said:

He's certainly heavier

Dp antics with Harvey up her bottom, too far?

Maybe get the 'blind' Stevie Wonder tooting through a window at the capers and then entering and combining for a tp - me behind Stevie (Wonder not B - unless...)

She'd fucking love it - apart from the Ouedepus aspect.

 

Edited December 22, 2021 by Youri McAnespie

[stevieb]

8 hours ago, Gonk said:

Introduce time limits on ventilators based on Vaccination status (medical exemptions like Stevie B excluded of course)

Unvaccinated 7 days max then off you pop

One jab - 14 days 

Two jabs 28 days

 

I'm up for that. 

Being a good samaritan and all round double hard bastard who survived covid off two lemsips I'll donate my 7 days ventilator usage to a one of you old jab shagging Gammons 

Merry Christmas 😉

[gonzo]

112 people in hospital with omicron.

112.

[Spider]

13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

112 people in hospital with omicron.

112.

Hopefully stays under a thousand by next week and we can avoid more restrictions.

Anyone who thinks the vaccine isn’t the main reason for numbers staying low should honestly be set on fire.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

25 minutes ago, Spider said:

Hopefully stays under a thousand by next week and we can avoid more restrictions.

Anyone who thinks the vaccine isn’t the main reason for numbers staying low should honestly be set on fire.

Petrol or jab Sir?

[desperado]

45 minutes ago, gonzo said:

112 people in hospital with omicron.

112.

Where’s the source for that Gonzo? And is that nationwide?

I’ve not hunted round to try  and contradict it (I’m hoping you are right)

But I’ve just read this from the Independent 

London hospitals were treating 1,904 Covid patients on Tuesday, according to data from NHS England – a rise of 41 per cent on last week.

Thats just London, so if not many of them are Omicron there’s plenty from other variants. 

[Leyther_Matt]

10 hours ago, Casino said:

Back to bozo

He didnt actually say no restrictions before christmas

Theres time yet for the dollop to copy the jocks

Particularly as last year’s shifting of the goalposts only happened on the 23rd, I think

[Not in Crawley]

48 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Particularly as last year’s shifting of the goalposts only happened on the 23rd, I think

Press conference was on the 19th with restrictions in effect from the 20th.

[stevieb]

4 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

The Tories are shite, Labour though... 😏

Fines for going in work but pubs are still open. 

Vote winner. 

[Leyther_Matt]

15 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Press conference was on the 19th with restrictions in effect from the 20th.

Extra places were added to tier 4 (albeit from Boxing Day, granted) on 23rd.

I've been trying in vain to work out when the "no household mixing in restaurants" thing came in for Christmas Day as I recall it being later than the 19th, but I've probably over-sensationalised it in my head.

[ErnestTurnip]

We've been at this almost two years now, at what point do we stop limping from variant to variant and restriction to restriction and just say crack on?

Or do we never get to that point ?

[tomski]

21 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Fines for going in work but pubs are still open. 

Vote winner. 

Haha yes I looked at getting a Welsh passport haha

[Traf]

2 hours ago, gonzo said:

112 people in hospital with omicron.

112.

 

1 hour ago, desperado said:

Where’s the source for that Gonzo?  

Dominic Raab?    

[Not in Crawley]

13 minutes ago, Leyther_Matt said:

Extra places were added to tier 4 (albeit from Boxing Day, granted) on 23rd.

I've been trying in vain to work out when the "no household mixing in restaurants" thing came in for Christmas Day as I recall it being later than the 19th, but I've probably over-sensationalised it in my head.

Typical Northern myopia. Only care about yourselves, if its not happening to you, it doesn't exsist. Don't care about the little places like London.

#levelup

[Gonk]

24 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

Typical Northern myopia. Only care about yourselves, if its not happening to you, it doesn't exsist. Don't care about the little places like London.

#levelup

...The boot was on the other foot last year, regional restrictions were in force and Bolton was the most locked down place in the country, didn't hear you whinging then you bell.

[radcliffe white]

Look after number one

[Not in Crawley]

2 minutes ago, Gonk said:

...The boot was on the other foot last year, regional restrictions were in force and Bolton was the most locked down place in the country, didn't hear you whinging then you bell.

WOOOOSH!

[athywhite1958]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Hopefully stays under a thousand by next week and we can avoid more restrictions.

Anyone who thinks the vaccine isn’t the main reason for numbers staying low should honestly be set on fire and put out with a cricket bat

EFA

[stevieb]

Wales going back into restricted numbers for events and mixing, social distancing etc. 

 

 

 

 

[Escobarp]

8 minutes ago, stevieb said:

Wales going back into restricted numbers for events and mixing, social distancing etc. 

 

 

 

 

None of this will affect you soon enough anyway pal 

[stevieb]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

None of this will affect you soon enough anyway pal 

Because I'm not Welsh?

 

[Sweep]

I suspect tomorrow is the day they announce the restrictions, that will only come into force on 27th

Which is a pisser, as I'm supposed to be on a top tier corporate at The Emirates all day, which would have been a fucking great sesh