gonzo Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 We got a couple on here havent we? @Ratwhite? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted June 29, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2023 Sex pest? Yes, we have a few on here I’d expect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 29, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2023 My neighbour is a pest dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 Got one of these fancy telly wall things with a glass fire. The fire is now full of flies and the cunts are gathering at the front room window as well. Can only presume theres a dead bird in th chimney. Cant take the fire out. Would a smoke bomb down the chimney work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Got one of these fancy telly wall things with a glass fire. The fire is now full of flies and the cunts are gathering at the front room window as well. Can only presume theres a dead bird in th chimney. Cant take the fire out. Would a smoke bomb down the chimney work? That doesn't sound great that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 At least we know where Rudy is now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
L/H White Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 14 minutes ago, gonzo said: Got one of these fancy telly wall things with a glass fire. The fire is now full of flies and the cunts are gathering at the front room window as well. Can only presume theres a dead bird in th chimney. Cant take the fire out. Would a smoke bomb down the chimney work? get a hood for your chimney when sorted mate we had two birds fall into our fire in the old house, i pulled one out, it got out of my hands, flew around the house and got sut all over the walls, ended up having to repaint front room and kitchen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 29, 2023 Moderators Share Posted June 29, 2023 So its a rotting seagull? Nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zulu Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Deploy the balloon. 🎈 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 (edited) Might be cluster flies - we had a problem with them last summer, had to seal the loft and a few other places - not been a problem this year. https://www.pestdefence.co.uk/news/what-are-cluster-flies-and-how-do-you-get-rid-of-a-cluster-fly-infestation/ Edited June 29, 2023 by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 hour ago, Casino said: So its a rotting seagull? Nice Dont get seagulls here thank god Im a bit in the sticks. It will be a crow. They are murder @sweep its fuckin horrible and the family are in full on metldown, looks like summet out of Ammytiville Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 1 hour ago, gonzo said: The fire is now full of flies and the cunts are gathering at the front room window as well. Have you not seen/read The Amityville Horror? Get out now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted June 29, 2023 Moderators Share Posted June 29, 2023 8 minutes ago, gonzo said: Dont get seagulls here thank god Im a bit in the sticks. It will be a crow. They are murder @sweep its fuckin horrible and the family are in full on metldown, looks like summet out of Ammytiville ive messaged ratty and hes acknowledged it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 Unless you are "ripping some curls" on Bondi Beach or from California then you should not be using the word dude. Have a word with yourself 😶 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
batton carrier Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 8 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: Might be cluster flies - we had a problem with them last summer, had to seal the loft and a few other places - not been a problem this year. https://www.pestdefence.co.uk/news/what-are-cluster-flies-and-how-do-you-get-rid-of-a-cluster-fly-infestation/ Horrible things. I came across those once . An attic in a house bury way. Whole roof space was moving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 12 minutes ago, Underpants said: Unless you are "ripping some curls" on Bondi Beach or from California then you should not be using the word dude. Have a word with yourself 😶 Sorry dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 29, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2023 14 minutes ago, Underpants said: Unless you are "ripping some curls" on Bondi Beach or from California then you should not be using the word dude. Have a word with yourself 😶 Surely "ripping curls" on the effluent coast would be far more worthy of the description. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted June 29, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted June 29, 2023 In the late 80's, everyone in my school was absolutely convinced "dude" meant "camels cock" for some unexplainable reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted June 29, 2023 Author Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 minutes ago, Cheese said: In the late 80's, everyone in my school was absolutely convinced "dude" meant "camels cock" for some unexplainable reason. Spot on a camels dick for us over here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 2 hours ago, Cheese said: In the late 80's, everyone in my school was absolutely convinced "dude" meant "camels cock" for some unexplainable reason. Aye, same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Jol_BWFC Posted June 29, 2023 Share Posted June 29, 2023 13 hours ago, Ani said: At least we know where Rudy is now. Could be Youri. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 30, 2023 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2023 23 hours ago, gonzo said: Got one of these fancy telly wall things with a glass fire. The fire is now full of flies and the cunts are gathering at the front room window as well. Can only presume theres a dead bird in th chimney. Cant take the fire out. Would a smoke bomb down the chimney work? Are you sure you don't just live on an old Indian burial site? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted June 30, 2023 Moderators Share Posted June 30, 2023 13 hours ago, Cheese said: In the late 80's, everyone in my school was absolutely convinced "dude" meant "camels cock" for some unexplainable reason. Same at ours Used to snigger my way through Bill and Ted who appeared oblivious to the fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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