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I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

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I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

Without a doubt, you'll have to get it bummed out of you again like you did last time

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I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

Did you not have dizziness and vertigo symptoms the other week??

 

I'd be getting booked in at your GP Squire.

 

Either that or wank upside down.

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Blood pressure?

 

Either get a bloon out or fall downstairs.

I have that trouble but it's nigmally first thing in the morning or when tired. I give myself a minute & I'm right. , Carlos, have you checked your blood pressure? Either that or leave off the power wankung for a while.
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I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

 

 

Fat Frank has been round to stamp on your head

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Have my blood pressure checked every year, totally fine. Had weird dreams so I'm putting it down to food poisoning.

Wierd dreams leads to blood poisoning leads to fainting? Stop being a mon and book yourself in with your GP.

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Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen.

 

 

Not going that doctors again for a flu jab

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Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen.

 

 

Not going that doctors again for a flu jab

Was that a test to check whether or not you were laying face down down?

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I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down On my mates 12 incher as my arse is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS?

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Had an ear infection the other week, this feels like food poisoning. Fucking brilliant.

In my experience food poisoning is nothing like this. Having poisoned myself a couple of times.

 

You feel a bit ropey in the gut and potentially nauseous in the lead up - normally quite quickly after eating the rogue item. Within an hour, you feel wrong, even if only a little.

 

Then it builds into a big puke, repeatedly, then you have the shits, to clear out whatever got down far enough before your body Sussed it out.

 

I have heard the symptoms can vary, and it depends how wrong the food you ate was, but passing out unexpectedly doesn't sound like food poisoning to me.

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