Carlos Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS? Quote
Sweep Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS? Without a doubt, you'll have to get it bummed out of you again like you did last time Quote
gonzo Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS? Did you not have dizziness and vertigo symptoms the other week?? I'd be getting booked in at your GP Squire. Either that or wank upside down. Quote
Carlos Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 Had an ear infection the other week, this feels like food poisoning. Fucking brilliant. Quote
Whites man Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Just waiting on SJM to start a "Carlos" thread. Quote
Marc505 Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 This is way beyond the Rough As Fuck Rollcall thread Quote
White on Tyne Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 fainting possibly caused by dehydration if you've had an infection and been sick or had the shits. Get well soon. Dr. White (on Tyne). Quote
freds dad Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Blood pressure? Either get a bloon out or fall downstairs. Quote
no balls Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Blood pressure? Either get a bloon out or fall downstairs. I have that trouble but it's nigmally first thing in the morning or when tired. I give myself a minute & I'm right. , Carlos, have you checked your blood pressure? Either that or leave off the power wankung for a while. Quote
L/H White Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down as my nose is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS? Fat Frank has been round to stamp on your head Quote
Smiffs Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Did you drink a litre of gin? That could be it you know. Quote
no balls Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Did you drink a litre of gin? That could be it you know. lightweight Quote
Carlos Posted November 1, 2014 Author Posted November 1, 2014 Have my blood pressure checked every year, totally fine. Had weird dreams so I'm putting it down to food poisoning. Quote
miamiwhite Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Little Whitt got a hard on when he misread the title of the thread. Carlos - get to your GP ASAP mate before you end up like your double......... http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001704/?ref_=ttfc_fc_cl_i16 Quote
MickyD Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Have my blood pressure checked every year, totally fine. Had weird dreams so I'm putting it down to food poisoning. Wierd dreams leads to blood poisoning leads to fainting? Stop being a mon and book yourself in with your GP. Quote
Sweep Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Aye, going to go Monday. Remember to make sure he puts his finger up your bum Quote
Andydee Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Remember to make sure he puts his finger up your bum You're assuming his doc is male. Quote
freds dad Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 You're assuming his doc is male. And he's got a hand like Jeremy Beadle and not Pat Jennings. Quote
only1swanny Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen. Not going that doctors again for a flu jab Quote
kent_white Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Had a prostrate check by a lady doctor with dainty little hands.. Then to be second opinioned by some big doctor with the biggest hands I have ever seen. Not going that doctors again for a flu jab Was that a test to check whether or not you were laying face down down? Quote
1969 Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 (edited) I've just woken up on the bathroom floor, no idea how I got there, but I think I smashed my face on the way down On my mates 12 incher as my arse is swollen and bleeding. Have I got bad AIDS? Edited November 1, 2014 by 1969 Quote
exiledwhite2 Posted November 1, 2014 Posted November 1, 2014 Had an ear infection the other week, this feels like food poisoning. Fucking brilliant. In my experience food poisoning is nothing like this. Having poisoned myself a couple of times. You feel a bit ropey in the gut and potentially nauseous in the lead up - normally quite quickly after eating the rogue item. Within an hour, you feel wrong, even if only a little. Then it builds into a big puke, repeatedly, then you have the shits, to clear out whatever got down far enough before your body Sussed it out. I have heard the symptoms can vary, and it depends how wrong the food you ate was, but passing out unexpectedly doesn't sound like food poisoning to me. Quote
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