embankment Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Heading there shortly , back when takeover is complete. Stopping Punta Cana. Anyone been ? Yeah and I know I better not get pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 When you land book a ferry to another Island. HTH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Third world shit hole, don't touch the money, etc, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Think a poster on here 'Dominican Republic white' or something along those lines will be your best bet mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widnes Two Hats Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 It's the worst place I've ever been, it island is full of mithering peasants who try to sell you tat all day It's not safe and the drugs are shite They speak spanish and if you are unfortunate enough to be in a hotel with Spanish tourists, the ignorant twats shout over you at the bar in their native language. If you are all inclusive you are more than likely to get beer in a small plastic cup which is not civilised at all. The food is shite and I couldn't wait to get away from the place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2016 It's the worst place I've ever been, it island is full of mithering peasants who try to sell you tat all day It's not safe and the drugs are shite They speak spanish and if you are unfortunate enough to be in a hotel with Spanish tourists, the ignorant twats shout over you at the bar in their native language. If you are all inclusive you are more than likely to get beer in a small plastic cup which is not civilised at all. The food is shite and I couldn't wait to get away from the place review bought to you by tripadvisor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) We went to Boca Chica for our honeymoon back in 96 and I have to say, it was the worst holiday we've ever had. We were both ill and the food was awful, the drinks were watered down and the complex was full of obnoxious Puerto Ricans. We were advised to venture out of the complex by our rep, big mistake, it was highly intimidating and it was just a shit hole anyway. Edited January 30, 2016 by Blondi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 It's the worst place I've ever been, it island is full of mithering peasants who try to sell you tat all day It's not safe and the drugs are shite They speak spanish and if you are unfortunate enough to be in a hotel with Spanish tourists, the ignorant twats shout over you at the bar in their native language. If you are all inclusive you are more than likely to get beer in a small plastic cup which is not civilised at all. The food is shite and I couldn't wait to get away from the place You didn't get food poisoning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2016 does anybody ever nip to the other side of the island? bet thats an interesting excursion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 It's the worst place I've ever been, it island is full of mithering peasants who try to sell you tat all day It's not safe and the drugs are shite They speak spanish and if you are unfortunate enough to be in a hotel with Spanish tourists, the ignorant twats shout over you at the bar in their native language. If you are all inclusive you are more than likely to get beer in a small plastic cup which is not civilised at all. The food is shite and I couldn't wait to get away from the place You stole my honeymoon review of the place from 1998? It's a fucking horrible sweaty peasant filled miserable hovel. Well, the south side was. Was told not to leave the hotel without staff or guide as it wasn't safe but fuck that, I've been to Featherstone you know, got bored one day so wandered out into a shanty shit hole and ordered a beer. Or two... Bride not happy when she fund out. Sort of set a scene for the next ten years ???? So hotels might be OK but the place was fucking grim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted January 30, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2016 You stole my honeymoon review of the place from 1998? It's a fucking horrible sweaty peasant filled miserable hovel. Well, the south side was. Was told not to leave the hotel without staff or guide as it wasn't safe but fuck that, I've been to Featherstone you know, got bored one day so wandered out into a shanty shit hole and ordered a beer. Or two... Bride not happy when she fund out. Sort of set a scene for the next ten years So hotels might be OK but the place was fucking grim. My honeymoon review too circa 1997 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The True Marple White Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Have to agree with Two Hats....worst holiday destination I've ever been to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 (edited) Jesus lads He's just booked a fucking holiday It's going to be better than toromolinos that's for sure I've not been to Dom but have visited Jamaica twice and loved it - they say the same about that place You'll enjoy it I'm sure Edited January 30, 2016 by birch-chorley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 It's going to be better than toromolinos that's for sure it's not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Jesus lads He's just booked a fucking holiday It's going to be better than toromolinos that's for sure I've not been to Dom but have visited Jamaica twice and loved it - they say the same about that place You'll enjoy it I'm sure He won't. He should cancel and go to Toromolinos instead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted January 30, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2016 The poor fucker is looking forward to his holibobs and the WW concensus is don't bastard bother! At least we are an honest bunch enbankment, can't deny that. But you might enjoy it once you are there pal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Who needs whicker with wanderersways? Fuck me, poor guys got 8 hours of shit reviews ringing round his ears for the flight then 14 days to make his mind up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 back when takeover is complete. World's longest holiday, then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 World's longest holiday, then? 48 hours? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 World's longest holiday, then? It'll probably feel like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 well he might enjoy it, now his expectations have been lowered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 I remember back in 96, just a few months before our honeymoon to the Dominican, a German airplane crashed and some of the passengers were eaten by sharks! It really isn't a safe place to go. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/air-crash-victims-at-mercy-of-sharks-1317887.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted January 30, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted January 30, 2016 I'd make sure you take The Squirter with you. And stay in your room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted January 30, 2016 Moderators Share Posted January 30, 2016 Be reet with his wiggly worms Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted January 30, 2016 Share Posted January 30, 2016 Did the Iberostar Bavaro Beach many years ago. The 4 hour transfer was a killer. But hotel was superb. We had branded alcohol. Beach was pure white sand. Didn't bother to venture out as it looked a right dump. But if you are there to chill out & get pissed - can't fault it. Piña colada's served in pineapples, coco locos served in coconuts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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