Coronavirus

[snowball]

20 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said:

Agree mick 

peasants hang out 

if it means no chance of bumping into miserable mick i will be straight into the Robert Shaw once this is over.

do a valuable community service do spoons

[Horwich]

The numbers are bollocksed as all countries arent reporting the same. All different. Its all bollocks and dont waste your time on it.

In time we wlll find that pretty much everyone has had it

Fook the snowflakes

[Marc505]

38 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

The craft places are kinda fucked since they're the size of a room to begin with...

It may be a lot of them will have to stay take out/home delivery for a long time. I've probably kept Northern Monkey afloat on my own last few weeks as it is.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 hour ago, Tombwfc said:

 

As per the graph just shown in the briefing, everyone does bar potentially Spain and USA. We're not sure if they do or not.

Also showed a per capita graph which had us doing better than the Belgians and the Spanish, worse than the US and identically to France and Italy.

Wasn't clear whether any of those countries data is based on just confirmed cases, or whether it includes suspected ones also (which ours doesn't).

 

Yes, I saw it. Thought I'd posted a correction but it didn't come up!

Anyway it's good that the official information is out there.

I hope newsnight look at it.

Kinell, my correction was the post before yours!!

Apart from Germany, most European countries seem to be following a similar trend.

Edited April 29, 2020 by Tonge moor green jacket

[victor meldrew]

43 minutes ago, Spider said:

Queuing to get into the local?

Fuck that.

i remember in the 70's seeing blokes queuing before 12pm on a sunday lunchtime for a few pints ,before last orders at 2pm

[Boby Brno]

6 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

It may be a lot of them will have to stay take out/home delivery for a long time. I've probably kept Northern Monkey afloat on my own last few weeks as it is.

Not tried the delivery service yet, I’ll give it a try tomorrow for the weekend. Hopefully, the smaller craft beer places can come out of this with a business still intact.

[Wanderlust]

3 hours ago, Mr Grey said:

Nah Bojo is the boss.

Elected on the 13th December immediately followed by

Holiday.

Sick leave.

Maternity leave.

So far, "The Boss" has managed a grand total of 20 days working out of 144 😂

TBH he isn't really needed with Cummings/Mercer/Bannon/Murdoch etc in charge.

 

[Spider]

6 minutes ago, Hoppy510 said:

Elected on the 13th December immediately followed by

Holiday.

Sick leave.

Maternity leave.

So far, "The Boss" has managed a grand total of 20 days working out of 144 😂

TBH he isn't really needed with Cummings/Mercer/Bannon/Murdoch etc in charge.

 

20?

Im not having that.

Wheres the proof?

[Marc505]

Not sure if this fellow is a poster on here but Spain's return to "new normality" will look like this. Bars to open at 30% capacity.

[Marc505]

10 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

Not tried the delivery service yet, I’ll give it a try tomorrow for the weekend. Hopefully, the smaller craft beer places can come out of this with a business still intact.

I think they have about 4 of their drinks available for delivery with more to come. The longest it's taken a delivery to get to Nottingham is about 5 days, not bad.

[mickbrown]

54 minutes ago, snowball said:

if it means no chance of bumping into miserable mick i will be straight into the Robert Shaw once this is over.

do a valuable community service do spoons

Like I live in Westhoughton you cheeky git. 

[Boby Brno]

Just now, Marc505 said:

I think they have about 4 of their drinks available for delivery with more to come. The longest it's taken a delivery to get to Nottingham is about 5 days, not bad.

Thanks. I’d better order early tomorrow. 1 is already out of stock (Noisy neighbour)

Ill settle for the Supera Moras.👍

[Boby Brno]

15 minutes ago, Hoppy510 said:

Elected on the 13th December immediately followed by

Holiday.

Sick leave.

Maternity leave.

So far, "The Boss" has managed a grand total of 20 days working out of 144 😂

TBH he isn't really needed with Cummings/Mercer/Bannon/Murdoch etc in charge.

 

You read that somewhere on the internet and assumed it was true didn’t you?

[Marc505]

1 minute ago, Boby Brno said:

Thanks. I’d better order early tomorrow. 1 is already out of stock (Noisy neighbour)

Ill settle for the Supera Moras.👍

My favourite one Supera Moras, got a fridge full now! All the companies weve used so far have been really quick, Cloudwater and Tiny Rebel with Beer 52 a bit more flaky but not so bad.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

9 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

They say the best bosses are delegaters, maybe Boris has trust in his cabinet. I'm and hands on man myself.

Holiday: well earned after winning a landslide election.

Sick Leave: Obviously had the CV, but fair play, fella was back in work earlier than expected.

Maternity Leave: He has just become a dad for the umpteenth time, he's allowed it, like us all.

He's not taking his paternity leave yet- good lad.

[Boby Brno]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/german-doctors-pose-naked-in-protest-at-ppe-shortages
 

It’s from the Guardian so it must be true. 

[mickbrown]

1 minute ago, Boby Brno said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/german-doctors-pose-naked-in-protest-at-ppe-shortages
 

It’s from the Guardian so it must be true. 

Are they not doctors? Are they not naked? What’s not true?

[ZiggyStardust]

9 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/27/german-doctors-pose-naked-in-protest-at-ppe-shortages
 

It’s from the Guardian so it must be true. 

But, But, But,

EU procurement scheme

[Steejay]

45 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

It may be a lot of them will have to stay take out/home delivery for a long time. I've probably kept Northern Monkey afloat on my own last few weeks as it is.

Northern Monk or Northern Monkey ?

 

[Marc505]

2 minutes ago, Steejay said:

Northern Monk or Northern Monkey ?

 

Monkey, the one in Nelson Square 

[Boby Brno]

11 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

Are they not doctors? Are they not naked? What’s not true?

My main point was related to my previous comment about people posting stuff that they’d seen on the internet that was obviously false.

My second point was that those pesky Germans who seem to get everything right, are having the same procurement problems as us.

I think most people got it.

 

[Steejay]

Yep, I’ll have a look at that one pal.

 I like their stuff. Not seen it in cans on my patch so I’ll have a look at their website.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

6 minutes ago, Boby Brno said:

My main point was related to my previous comment about people posting stuff that they’d seen on the internet that was obviously false.

My second point was that those pesky Germans who seem to get everything right, are having the same procurement problems as us.

I think most people got it.

 

Germany is having a growth in cases now lockdown eased somewhat.

This isn't going to be easy to get out of for some time.

[Rudy]

11 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Germany is having a growth in cases now lockdown eased somewhat.

This isn't going to be easy to get out of for some time.

Yeah not a good sign

[Tonge moor green jacket]

3 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Yeah not a good sign

Might try to fuck off to New Zealand.