Covid-19

[Burndens Bogs]

Health experts now tell us that the booster loses a large chunk of its efficiency after 10 wks and we’ll all need a 4th jab in the spring.

Beltin’ 

Edited December 23, 2021 by Burndens Bogs

[stevieb]

2 minutes ago, Burndens Bogs said:

Health experts now tell us that the booster loses a chunk if its efficiency after 10 wks and we’ll all need a 4th jab in the spring.

Beltin’ 

10 weekly boosters. 

What a time to be alive! 

[Burndens Bogs]

32 minutes ago, stevieb said:

10 weekly boosters. 

What a time to be alive! 

Livin’ the dream.

We’ll not be able to go away next summer unless we’ve had our 7th jab.

[Rudy]

3 hours ago, Zico said:

Anyway, my dad has made it through to the other side after testing positive last week 

Given he's 80 with Parkinson's and history of pneumonia that's a good effort 

The symptoms were mild, the odd headache and sweats but nothing troubling, so probably omnicron 

Being triple jabbed probably also help, particularly considering my mum hasn't caught it off him 

All i can say is I'm glad he didn't catch it last Christmas when it was delta and no vaccines

Must have been the lemsips 

[Sweep]

1 hour ago, stevieb said:

10 weekly boosters. 

What a time to be alive! 

less so, if you have a 5G compatible phone

[jayjayoghani]

5 hours ago, Zico said:

Anyway, my dad has made it through to the other side after testing positive last week 

Given he's 80 with Parkinson's and history of pneumonia that's a good effort 

The symptoms were mild, the odd headache and sweats but nothing troubling, so probably omnicron 

Being triple jabbed probably also help, particularly considering my mum hasn't caught it off him 

All i can say is I'm glad he didn't catch it last Christmas when it was delta and no vaccines

Aye. My partners Dad passed from Covid 28th Jan. Couple of months, plus a jab or two and who knows. She's still really struggling without him. 

Edited December 24, 2021 by jayjayoghani

[jayjayoghani]

Another point if he'd lived in the UK, which was vaccinating earlier than Europe, he may have survived.

A quick doff of the cap to the government I guess for that, vaccine procurement was very good. NHS can take the credit for getting them in arms mind. 

[Youri McAnespie]

6 hours ago, Zico said:

I thought sex offenders had to knock on new neighbours doors and announce themselves

In any case, that register probably shouldn't be public knowledge as people would just burn their houses down 

Which is fine like, but they might get the wrong house or kill the neighbours

That's Jesus in The Big Lebowski.

Here they burn the houses of Paediatricians.

Because they have brass plaques on the door boasting of what they do.

[Spider]

Why is everyone flapping like a bitch over boosters every ten weeks?

The world changed, lads. Deal with it.

9/11 - the world changed, we had to spend a bit longer checking in at the airport. BoofuckingHoo.

Decimalisation - massive change. Bolty & co had to deal with spending the rest of their lives secretly converting 40p into farthings, crowns, shillings and eggs. BoofuckingHoo

Hillsborough - Scousers fucked football forever and now I have to sit down watching football. Bit shit but guess what? Manage it every couple of weeks with dissolving or being sent to a Microsoft gulag.

 

I might moan about brexit and lobby, but fuck me, some of you lads - especially the older ones - ought to take some of your own advice and stop fucking whining like hungry cats just because the world is changing. You sound demented.

Most of you are happy for the government to fuck you five ways from Sunday on a daily basis, but for once they get something right and it’s like you’ve been asked to drink wasps for your dinner.

Get the fucking jab and let’s carry on moaning about something interesting, which we excel at.

Edited December 24, 2021 by Spider

[Guest]

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Why is everyone flapping like a bitch over boosters every ten weeks?

The world changed, lads. Deal with it.

9/11 - the world changed, we had to spend a bit longer checking in at the airport. BoofuckingHoo.

Decimalisation - massive change. Bolty & co had to deal with spending the rest of their lives secretly converting 40p into farthings, crowns, shillings and eggs. BoofuckingHoo

Hillsborough - Scousers fucked football forever and now I have to sit down watching football. Bit shit but guess what? Manage it every couple of weeks with dissolving or being sent to a Microsoft gulag.

 

I might moan about brexit and lobby, but fuck me, some of you lads - especially the older ones - ought to take some of your own advice and stop fucking whining like hungry cats just because the world is changing. You sound demented.

Most of you are happy for the government to fuck you five ways from Sunday on a daily basis, but for once they get something right and it’s like you’ve been asked to drink wasps for your dinner.

Get the fucking jab and let’s carry on moaning about something interesting, which we excel at.

Quite

[radcliffe white]

Will happily have a jab every 10 weeks if it means no restrictions 

but don’t start doing both 

[Rudy]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Why is everyone flapping like a bitch over boosters every ten weeks?

The world changed, lads. Deal with it.

9/11 - the world changed, we had to spend a bit longer checking in at the airport. BoofuckingHoo.

Decimalisation - massive change. Bolty & co had to deal with spending the rest of their lives secretly converting 40p into farthings, crowns, shillings and eggs. BoofuckingHoo

Hillsborough - Scousers fucked football forever and now I have to sit down watching football. Bit shit but guess what? Manage it every couple of weeks with dissolving or being sent to a Microsoft gulag.

 

I might moan about brexit and lobby, but fuck me, some of you lads - especially the older ones - ought to take some of your own advice and stop fucking whining like hungry cats just because the world is changing. You sound demented.

Most of you are happy for the government to fuck you five ways from Sunday on a daily basis, but for once they get something right and it’s like you’ve been asked to drink wasps for your dinner.

Get the fucking jab and let’s carry on moaning about something interesting, which we excel at.

We’ve had generations of stubbornness, stiff upper lip, whatever happens keep calm and carry on.

As soon as we’re told to do something the natural reaction isn’t “ok no worries” it’s “why?” Then try to poke holes into the plans to suit their agenda.

Been the same for years, however we now live in the age of spin and social media where every Karen and Darren voice their opinions loudest, post links, theories, conspiracies all to suit their beliefs.

When the biggest voice is on social platforms and they literally say anything without proof, rhyme or reason we face another challenge. 
 

The cleverest people used to speak and people would listen, now the stupidest people can do it and other dingbats will listen. 
 

🌋

Edited December 24, 2021 by Rudy

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

We’ve had generations of stubbornness, stiff upper lip, whatever happens keep calm and carry on.

As soon as we’re told to do something the natural reaction isn’t “ok no worries” it’s “why?” Then try to poke holes into the plans to suit their agenda.

Been the same for years, however we now live in the age of spin and social medial where every Karen and Darren voice their opinions loudest, post links, theories, conspiracies all to suit their beliefs.

When the biggest voice is on social platforms and they literally say anything without proof, rhyme or reason we face another challenge. 
 

The cleverest people used to speak and listen now the stupidest people can do it and other dingbats will listen. 
 

🌋

Would you get on a plane to America if no-one had been through security?

Couple of twitchy Arabs sat near the front as well?

Would you fuck.

we now embrace this high level of security and protection so we can travel without wondering if our bodies will end up smashed to shit 4 miles up.

Its all a minor inconvenience, having a jab. Only the nutjobs think it doesn’t work or is full of bleach. Paracetamol only works for 4 hours, but nobody whines about that (and they have to pay for them).

I don’t give a shit how divisive it is, it’s our way out and everyone needs to be involved.

[Youri McAnespie]

The WW'S band - which is a moveable feast in terms of members - is called The AIDS Infected.

I'm the frontman so I call the plays and you back my plays.

We all pretend to be HIV+ and write songs about our status and that we collectively try to infect as many other people as we can.

Through penetration sex or sharing smack needles.

So COVID is small potatoes to us.

We shun retroviral drugs too. To make ourselves more lethal.

[DazBob]

1 hour ago, radcliffe white said:

Will happily have a jab every 10 weeks if it means no restrictions 

but don’t start doing both 

This

[Escobarp]

1 hour ago, radcliffe white said:

Will happily have a jab every 10 weeks if it means no restrictions 

but don’t start doing both 

Been waiting a long time for you to say summat sensible manc. 👍🏼

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Why is everyone flapping like a bitch over boosters every ten weeks?

The world changed, lads. Deal with it.

9/11 - the world changed, we had to spend a bit longer checking in at the airport. BoofuckingHoo.

Decimalisation - massive change. Bolty & co had to deal with spending the rest of their lives secretly converting 40p into farthings, crowns, shillings and eggs. BoofuckingHoo

Hillsborough - Scousers fucked football forever and now I have to sit down watching football. Bit shit but guess what? Manage it every couple of weeks with dissolving or being sent to a Microsoft gulag.

 

I might moan about brexit and lobby, but fuck me, some of you lads - especially the older ones - ought to take some of your own advice and stop fucking whining like hungry cats just because the world is changing. You sound demented.

Most of you are happy for the government to fuck you five ways from Sunday on a daily basis, but for once they get something right and it’s like you’ve been asked to drink wasps for your dinner.

Get the fucking jab and let’s carry on moaning about something interesting, which I excel at.

All reasonable. 

Anyway, chances are it will be an omicron specific vaccine or possibly an multi variant job next time.

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

All reasonable. 

Anyway, chances are it will be an omicron specific vaccine or possibly an multi variant job next time.

I think as a loyalty bonus Pfizer should hand out free Viagra with your 5th jab.

 

[athywhite1958]

We'll be reet 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Just now, Spider said:

I think as a loyalty bonus Pfizer should hand out free Viagra with your 5th jab.

 

Haven't you heard- after your 4th, your cock automatically trebles in size and, upon stimulation, penile pressure increases to such levels as to create a steel bar.

[radcliffe white]

7 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

Been waiting a long time for you to say summat sensible manc. 👍🏼

Cheeky jock cunt

but thanks😀

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Haven't you heard- after your 4th, your cock automatically trebles in size and, upon stimulation, penile pressure increases to such levels as to create a steel bar.

Trebles in size?

it won’t fit through the door

[Rudy]

29 minutes ago, Spider said:

Would you get on a plane to America if no-one had been through security?

Couple of twitchy Arabs sat near the front as well?

Would you fuck.

we now embrace this high level of security and protection so we can travel without wondering if our bodies will end up smashed to shit 4 miles up.

Its all a minor inconvenience, having a jab. Only the nutjobs think it doesn’t work or is full of bleach. Paracetamol only works for 4 hours, but nobody whines about that (and they have to pay for them).

I don’t give a shit how divisive it is, it’s our way out and everyone needs to be involved.

Remember when people caught something and they went from skipping and shagging with no problem, to then needing crutches and using a upside down big brush to clean your arse. Then Ol’ Jonas Salk made the vaccine for polio. No cunt was moaning about that, they shut the fuck up got the jab and cracked on

11 hours ago, Horwich said:

Ive heard of loads aswell. Ive kept my head down for the last couple of weeks to be reet for xmas day.

I dont think anyone knows the answer, nearly a couple of years later.

My Mrs just recently got it, track and trace called her and said it was Delta not Omicron, apart from the odd temp and milking it for all it’s worth she was reet 

[Not in Crawley]

Yeah, moaning about having a jab every few months is odd. Personally I'm in awe that incredibly bright people can cone up with a workable solution to a massive world wide health emergency in under two years.

We should be marvelling at this, not picking it apart.

Someone sarcastically wrote what a time to be alive. I'd say that's actually true and we should feel very lucky that we do.

Folk want to read up about something like Edwin Chadwick and Cholera and realise that serious public health issues weren't thousands of years ago.

We should be down on bended knees thanking whatever diety you choose that we can turn this around and save lives, and that we are not exempt. Our lifestyles keep mortality away from our everyday existence, as soon as something comes along and punchers our little delusional bubble people want to act like ostriches.

I'm just glad we have people who will face the reality, and are bright enough to work out ways of getting us through to the next stage without more deaths.

[Horwich]

4 minutes ago, Rudy said:

Remember when people caught something and they went from skipping and shagging with no problem, to then needing crutches and using a upside down big brush to clean your arse. Then Ol’ Jonas Salk made the vaccine for polio. No cunt was moaning about that, they shut the fuck up got the jab and cracked on

My Mrs just recently got it, track and trace called her and said it was Delta not Omicron, apart from the odd temp and milking it for all it’s worth she was reet 

So she’d had a test?