Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 Just been informed I've been booked onto our works Xmas do (moat house, classy) anyone else being mythered to fucking death? It's like some of them don't go out. Dunno why they want me to go. I just get pissed and insult people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 FFS Admin gents please can you move cos I'm a retard 🙄 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 The wimmin I work with have decided we are all going to Warrington this year, aye reet, I can't wait Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
athywhite1958 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Just now, bolton_blondie said: FFS Admin gents please can you move cos I'm a retard 🙄 Me too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Remind Blondie not to book the WW Xmas do, she'd book the wrong place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 3 minutes ago, jmjhb said: Remind Blondie not to book the WW Xmas do, she'd book the wrong place Honest to God this is what happens when you get no sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Second to last one I went on was in manc. Absolutely leathered I thought I'll save a few quid on an uber home to Horwich and get the train. Got woke up one stop from Blackpool North. No trains back. £75 taxi home... Last one I was on... Uber.... £50 no messing! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 (edited) I’m usually call the cops I’m off me chops. So I avoid them like the plague. It’s never going to end well. Luckily mine are now in Milton Keynes so I have a very good excuse not to go plus no point pushing food round my plate waste of money and tired of making up reasons why I’m no hungry 😬 Edited September 16, 2021 by Escobarp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, Escobarp said: I’m usually call the cops I’m off me chops. So I avoid them like the plague. It’s never going to end well. Luckily mine are now in Milton Keynes so I have a very good excuse not to go plus no point pushing food round my plate waste of money and tired of making up reasons why I’m no hungry 😬 Nurses are some of the worst ones when it comes to the white stuff. Not me. I'm a big enough knobhead just on the ale. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 25 minutes ago, athywhite1958 said: The wimmin I work with have decided we are all going to Warrington this year, aye reet, I can't wait Surely gotta be Stockton Heath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dave2980 Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 40 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Just been informed I've been booked onto our works Xmas do (moat house, classy) anyone else being mythered to fucking death? It's like some of them don't go out. Dunno why they want me to go. I just get pissed and insult people. Reebok Voice used to be the resident DJ for the moat house Christmas Do's. I've not been for a few years so not sure if he is still doing them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 46 minutes ago, stevieb said: Second to last one I went on was in manc. Absolutely leathered I thought I'll save a few quid on an uber home to Horwich and get the train. Got woke up one stop from Blackpool North. No trains back. £75 taxi home... Last one I was on... Uber.... £50 no messing! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 Isn't the first Blackpool North - Manchester Airport train about 5am? Are there no benches on Blackpool North Station? Or just go to a Casino and play red/black alternately on the electronic roulette nursing a beer or four. £75. Should've bailed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted September 16, 2021 Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 Had some good uns but always have to hold some back can never go full Frank the Tank The ones organised between ourselves are the best ones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Just been informed I've been booked onto our works Xmas do (moat house, classy) anyone else being mythered to fucking death? It's like some of them don't go out. Dunno why they want me to go. I just get pissed and insult people. Last one I went on was when I was working in woundcare. It was also my leaving do. Woundcare reps are generally ex-nurses. Fucking nightmare. Suddenly find out that somebody else will pay for an all you can drink night out. Utter animals. Night at Albert’s Schloss. Thrown out. Back across the road to The Edwardian. One of them knocks a massive glass vase off the table in the foyer that explodes into a million pieces. You may have met her if you ever dealt with negative pressure woundcare. Bobby’s (M&S lunches) oppo in the same company. Put me off Xmas do’s for life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 minute ago, MancWanderer said: Last one I went on was when I was working in woundcare. It was also my leaving do. Woundcare reps are generally ex-nurses. Fucking nightmare. Suddenly find out that somebody else will pay for an all you can drink night out. Utter animals. Night at Albert’s Schloss. Thrown out. Back across the road to The Edwardian. One of them knocks a massive glass vase off the table in the foyer that explodes into a million pieces. You may have met her if you ever dealt with negative pressure woundcare. Bobby’s (M&S lunches) oppo in the same company. Put me off Xmas do’s for life Ahhh Bobby my favourite rep 😂 give us the M&S butties lad and we promise to listen 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted September 16, 2021 Author Members Share Posted September 16, 2021 Last Christmas do I went on was rivington barn. One of the nurses is a big girl but fuck me you would think she's 6 stone wet through with how pissed she gets. End of the night full length on floor. 4 bouncers looking at her and each other and shrugging their shoulders. Not a clue what to do with her. Husband was outside in car went and got him and told him come and sort his fucking Mrs out. Never seen nowt like it. Was great fun sat in the back of her car whilst she was chucking up into a bin liner 🤢 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 4 minutes ago, bolton_blondie said: Ahhh Bobby my favourite rep 😂 give us the M&S butties lad and we promise to listen 😂 Top bloke. Related to the Kamani’s. On a day out with him I’d offer to buy him lunch. Some reps would take the piss. His reply was always “let’s head to Manny Road and get some Carr’s pasties” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Believe it or not, we're having our Christmas Do this coming Friday 😁 The reasoning being that we've not all met up for 12-18 months, and we know we'll be in some form of lockdown come this Christmas, so we're having our Christmas & Summer do wrapped into one this week. Free booze, free digs and all 40 of us staying in the same hotel - it'll be a bit messy. We'll all be getting our usual £500 Christmas Vouchers given out to us on the night as well, which is nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 27 minutes ago, Sweep said: Free booze, free digs and all 40 of us staying in the same hotel - it'll be a bit messy. We'll all be getting our usual £500 Christmas Vouchers given out to us on the night as well, which is nice Free booze, free digs & £500 voucher almost makes it worth having to spend the evening with 40 colleagues. But not quite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 This year will be my last one for a while. I didn't go to my last few at my old place - it was one of those 1,800 people in a club in London - free booze and food and all that but very much for the younger guns. This place is a bit more sedate, so probably just drinks at a bar somewhere. And then there will only be three of us, one in France, one in Oxford and my here so I doubt there will be much or a do. Maybe a meal out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 Gave up on them yonks ago Full of snidy cunts who throughout the year bitch, moan and arselick then want to be pals for one night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Breightmet Boy Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 we used to do Rivi Barn 10 years ago when i was at the Town Hall, we dont have them at my new place. We did The Moat House once, Reebok was DJing and had us all slapping spoons on the table, but what put me off was the Sergeant Major way they treated the waiting on staff, humiliating for them I'd say, acting the Gordon Ramsay. I'm going on the RNLI one this year, they know how to push the boat out ;-) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 1 hour ago, Traf said: Free booze, free digs & £500 voucher almost makes it worth having to spend the evening with 40 colleagues. But not quite. To be fair, I don't mind most of my work colleagues. Obviously I'll steer clear of the footsoldiers and general riff-raff, as I don't want to catch anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted September 17, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted September 17, 2021 I detest them. False bonhomie and people you spend 40 hours a week hating who suddenly want to know what your plans are for Xmas dinner. Fuck off. And don’t tell me your plans either because I don’t care and nor does anyone else. Luckily I live 100 miles away so can easily excuse myself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted September 17, 2021 Share Posted September 17, 2021 There seem to be a lot of people here, who don't like the people they work with..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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