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@CheeseSpider is about as racist as you are funny.

You have only seen 5 minutes of his act but others who have seen more of him might be racist ? I ain't racist but have heard him mention his eye and his background. You can be a real cock at times. Here he is live at the Apollo which I think you may have watched If I watch that and he mentions his eye and religion I become racist ?

Middle aged c list male celebrities with outrageously perfect brilliant white teeth look ridiculous. Just seen that Rob Beckett presenting a tv awards show, looks like a chimpanzee.

Just to help everyone out Rees Mogg supported an idea but now it’s been implemented he’s realised it’s a bit shit and is chucking his toys out of the pram. But that’s ok because loads of people who think he’s the dogs bollocks will continue to eagerly gulp down whatever jizz he shoots into their gobs. Got it.

Most countries in Europe have national ID cards that are issued to everyone and they produce those. The Govt produced a list of suitable documents that not everyone has. You could then apply for a card, but not everyone did. No problem with ID to vote from me but the starting point should be a standard form of ID issued to everyone.

"Our slum's better than yours". Crikey.

Hmmm, not so sure about that one - ill bet there's a few that dismiss/defend it.

Just take your identification. Not difficult. Doesn't matter who you propose to vote for, plenty of warning was given. At least they will have learned for next time.

You not in agreement mate?😂

Of course we are 🤗

Duff can think what he likes Lusty and if he wants to build his team on how he thinks we might play then I’m happy for him to do that. On our day we’re simply better than them so I’d rather we concentrate on what we do and how we play rather than worry what Duff might or might not do. That means we pick the 11 that play Evatt’s way best rather than trying to counter the way Barnsley play. Do that and I’m convinced we’ll win but either way I’m happy to leave IE to pick the best team for this game.

I've been thinking about this and it's troublesome to be honest. It means I'm on the same wavelength as Casino 🤔

fucking hell, fastest fingers!

Now owns a pub in Eastleigh and is the "club legend" introduced to disappointed fans in the Saints' cheapest hospitality lounge before midweek games. Got nicked for summat unsavory in the New Forest a few years back, but the charges were dropped as the pony refused to give evidence.

Weve got Super Ian Evatt. Tunes been stuck in my head since sat and Im not even sure of the words.

Gerry Manderring sounds like a 70s era footballer Probably played for Southampton

Whilst I hope these fuckers suffer the unkindest of demises you might want to revisit some of the stuff posted on here when we were in the shit 😊

I barely listen to him, mainly because his humour is often centred around race issues and its fucking tedious. He's not funny. I must be racist.

I've never heard him talk about his wonky eye or his race. I think you might watch too much TV. Or you could just be a racist.

Yep that’s definitely sounding grim, next wages due soon, zero income over summer, admin beckons

it sounds a right poncey load of shite

no messin'

I’ve just asked Alexa and she didn’t know but played some Cuban jazz music instead.

Meanwhile.....

Face needs K-rend

How many did they sort out for you?

If memory serves me right, Evatt has faced Duff 3 times away from home in the last 3 seasons and won them all. Here's hoping that continues

Not that I would watch it anyway, but if there was ever a reason to turn it off- Romesh!

This week is going to be grim. I think it's already been said but whoever scores first on Friday will get to Wembley. They lost 12 games this season and conceded first in each of those. Add to that, they only scored 3 goals in those 12 defeats. They've won just 2 points in the league after conceding first. On the flip side, they scored first in 29 games this season, going on to win 26 of them. So it shows picking up a draw on Saturday was by no means a bad result.

Im the one that looks like a bronzed adonis with a perfectly hydrated complexion. 6ft 2.

Was a weekend for it! The Porto vs Casa Pia game had an eventful last 10 minutes or so! Rival managers and coaching staff etc. getting stuck into each other on the touch line after what turned out to be Porto's 94th minute winner Should be more of it. Highly entertaining. Portugal should be interesting again next weekend with everything still up for grabs and Benfica away at local rivals Sporting. Braga and Porto got interesting away games too. Matchsticks on eyelids again in the early hours of next Monday morning!

Michael Duff ain't stupid - he's a good manager with a tactical brain. It was pretty obvious from the off on the first leg he's identified Bradley as a threat and had his boys put something on him from the off. His midfield 3 pressed high and hard because he knew Evatt likes a possession game and to pass it around the back so Duff wasn't going to allow that and he stopped it for most of the game forcing us to punt it long straight down the throats of their waiting defence. Whichever way Evatt goes, it should not be based on playing their game their way i.e. trying to match their athleticism or focusing on nullifying their threats because if we do we'll lose. We've got to where we are by playing Evattball - despite not quite having the quality that requires IMO - and we should stick to our guns, rather than worry about them. If I'd change anything, it would be to play the now fit again JDB alongside Charles up front because we'll never outmuscle Anderson et al at the back but we might be able to do them with quality. And whilst JDB doesn't have the running power and physicality of e.g. Dan or Victor, he does have the skill to hold the ball up and an excellent first touch whereas Dan has the touch of a rapist - and JDB knows where the goal is when he gets half a chance. We've had an excellent season trying to play like a proper pass and move team and if that's what we are we should be playing our game not theirs. Lets start with the ballers and when they come at us as we know they will, move it quickly through their lines - one touch max - and put the fear of God in them. It's what we do when we are at our best and we should focus being good at being ourselves - not overly worrying about them.

That’s like saying loads of British people are malnourished because of the Tories. Its ludicrous. Just because there were 35 food banks in the uk in 2010, and over 1,300 in 2023 - you cannot simply draw wild assumptions.

I created a diversion by telling them you were at the cinema 😁

Neither are particularly good in the air but I’d say John is better at using his body to put the attacker off, particularly when targeted with long diagonals. There’s clearly a reason Evatt prefers Williams but I’d guess it’s more based on overall attitude rather than ability because we’ve all seen enough of him to know that DJ is a better player (and I’m far from saying he’s the left sided equivalent of Bradley). Anyway, it will be what it will be - I’d just be much happier to see John’s name on the team sheet come 6.45pm on Friday.

Get more policing done and less dressing up of themselves and cars etc and who knows, they might get out of them. Start with the road gluers. Straight off the tarmac, and no delivery of water etc. Into court. If they come back, then straight into the Thames. Mr Welby can say a prayer for them, whilst flying along the adjacent roads, breaking the speed limits and not paying his fine.

Needed someone under pension age to hold the pyro

I've heard on the grapevine... @green genie and @Pablo have got 4 each. Front row full family day out job.