floyd Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He can drink boiling water and piss ice cubes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He shoves a red hot knitting needle down his japs, just for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 You can use his pubic hair as substitute brillo pads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He drinks MR Hs pint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garrp Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He used his life savings to buy Desire Petroleum shares 10 minutes before the market closed today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He once got a yellow card for facing somebody in the elbow! Sorry cant have that one, because its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayjayoghani Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He can watch Diddledee's videos 24/7. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishbulb Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Chuck Norris calls him Mr Davies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyldesley_white Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He wipes his arse with wire wool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 The Genoa police asked him to fly over to sort out the Serbian fans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He cut the floor out of his car and stops it like Fred Flintstone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiffs Posted October 13, 2010 Author Share Posted October 13, 2010 He performs root canal treatment on himself with tools found in his shed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gonk Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 He drinks MR Hs pint. Bollocks - He's not that hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 13, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2010 he has a super injunction out against someone called tarquin** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 13, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 13, 2010 ** only kidding, he's called jeremy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 he once wanked upisde down,so he could spunk in his own face just to show that he could. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Mandela United refused to take him on loan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyRiddle Posted October 13, 2010 Share Posted October 13, 2010 Aged 12 he was 'Chief of Security' for Salman Rusdie when the Ayatollah issued the 1989 Fatwa! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
green genie Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 he didn't cry after Richard LOgan beat the crap out of him in the back of the net during The Battle Of Saltergate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frandsen08 Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 wins a game of call of duty on his own with no weapons Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 He can escape from a black hole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted October 14, 2010 Moderators Share Posted October 14, 2010 he doesn't sleep he waits Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted October 14, 2010 Site Supporter Share Posted October 14, 2010 I had a dream that I put sugar in Kevin Davies brew the other night, and woke up in Bolton Royal Infirmary 3 days later. I don't even live in Bolton. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smiley Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 He's not afraid of clowns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Idiot Wind Posted October 14, 2010 Share Posted October 14, 2010 I had a dream that I put sugar in Kevin Davies brew the other night, and woke up in Bolton Royal Infirmary 3 days later. I don't even live in Bolton. Not living in Bolton is the least of your concerns - you'd need to go back in time also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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