Not in Crawley Posted June 9, 2023 Posted June 9, 2023 To be fair it looks dead comfy for a sleep. I'm too vanilla to even work out how that works to get your rocks off. Quote
Spider Posted June 9, 2023 Posted June 9, 2023 16 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: To be fair it looks dead comfy for a sleep. I'm too vanilla to even work out how that works to get your rocks off. I assume a stranger dressed like a randy Batman ploughs your arse with a significant dildo whilst a 53 year old housewife chomps on your little fella. Im only assuming though. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 9, 2023 Posted June 9, 2023 14 minutes ago, Spider said: I assume a stranger dressed like a randy Batman ploughs your arse with a significant dildo whilst a 53 year old housewife chomps on your little fella. Im only assuming though. Sounds exhausting. Quote
Spider Posted June 9, 2023 Posted June 9, 2023 3 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Sounds exhausting. If it was an Artisan Sex Dungeon that had an on-site Japanese chef serving ethically sourced abalone, you’d be all over it Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 3 hours ago, Spider said: If it was an Artisan Sex Dungeon that had an on-site Japanese chef serving ethically sourced abalone, you’d be all over it Only if I could sell tickets with a 10% inside commission. Quote
jmjhb Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Could be some big storms today especially if you're out west Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Aye, could get here around 10.00pm. Need some rain for sure. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Was at courteeners yesterday. Couldn’t ask for better weather. Was fucking cold once the sun went in though. Refused to wear a jacket though cos I’m nails. IMG_0289.mov Quote
Winchester White Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 It's gone overcast and really muggy, hope it does piss it down Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 4 hours ago, bolton_blondie said: Was at courteeners yesterday. Couldn’t ask for better weather. Was fucking cold once the sun went in though. Refused to wear a jacket though cos I’m nails. IMG_0289.mov My daughter said the same. When I picked her up, croaky as fuck at 11:35 Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 22 minutes ago, Winchester White said: It's gone overcast and really muggy, hope it does piss it down Storms around north wales and merseyside currently. May have to wait for one here. Quote
jmjhb Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Looking at the radar, expecting most of Shropshire and the Wirral to be under water by midnight Quote
FrancisFogarty Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 (edited) It's just pissed it down for two minutes. Dry as a nuns now. Sorry GL that is. Edited June 10, 2023 by FrancisFogarty Quote
mickbrown Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 21 hours ago, Not in Crawley said: To be fair it looks dead comfy for a sleep. I'm too vanilla to even work out how that works to get your rocks off. And wipe clean, which I would imagine is important. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 1 hour ago, FrancisFogarty said: It's just pissed it down for two minutes. Dry as a nuns now. Sorry GL that is. One drop in Breightmet. Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted June 10, 2023 Posted June 10, 2023 Black sky in Leyth, pegged it outside to get the washing in but not a single drop, and the lightning was a good few miles away. Quote
gonzo Posted June 11, 2023 Author Posted June 11, 2023 Some lightening display here. Absolutely smashed it down too. Poor dog was scared to death Quote
tomski Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 Nothing in the real H town unless while I was asleep. Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Some lightening display here. Absolutely smashed it down too. Poor dog was scared to death Watched your bit get battered on lightning maps. Hope we get some today- lawns have pretty much dried up and gone stalky. Way too soon for that. Should it continue, arable crop prices will rise by harvest time. Quote
Not in Crawley Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 My wildflower meadow is going great guns. Loads of lovely cornflowers and Poppies. Even managed to grow an opium poppy, it's massive. At the moment though it's taking two good waters a day, as is the garden wall but the snapdragons are having a blast. Front lawn looks like a Spanish roadside verge though as it does every year. Quote
Sweep Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 23 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: My wildflower meadow is going great guns. Loads of lovely cornflowers and Poppies. Even managed to grow an opium poppy, it's massive. At the moment though it's taking two good waters a day, as is the garden wall but the snapdragons are having a blast. Front lawn looks like a Spanish roadside verge though as it does every year. We've left the very back 30 or 40 foot of our garden grow wild this year (Apparently before we move some chickens in later this year) - anyway, it's cracking along, with shit loads of poppies and cornflowers. We've also, some how, got some foxgloves appearing. It looks really nice, but Mrs Sweep is a bit worried since we saw a snake in it last week (or was only about a foot long, so hardly a killer beast) Quote
Spider Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 49 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: My wildflower meadow is going great guns. Loads of lovely cornflowers and Poppies. Even managed to grow an opium poppy, it's massive. At the moment though it's taking two good waters a day, as is the garden wall but the snapdragons are having a blast. Front lawn looks like a Spanish roadside verge though as it does every year. How much for the poppy? Quote
gonzo Posted June 11, 2023 Author Posted June 11, 2023 30 minutes ago, Spider said: How much for the poppy? Lest we inject Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 Looks like it will be our turn shortly. Can hear it over manc way. Quote
bolton_blondie Posted June 11, 2023 Posted June 11, 2023 Only one thing for it in this weather… Quote
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