miamiwhite Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I think 2010 in Barbados must top mine. Was with the Wolves lad,started on rum punch in the hotel around 8-00am before heading to Bridgetown to catch a catamaran. Once we set sail,we were on trebles by 10-30 and things were warming up nicely. By the end of the trip at roughly 17-30,my vision and speech were gone but somehow the party miraculously continued straight onto the Oistins fish fry festival. I was seeing pink and blue lights by 2-00 the following morning and vanished from the group. How i got back the 5 miles to my hotel is a total mystery,though some people said they saw me trying to hurdle/falling over the net on the tennis court several times in an adjacent hotel,i havent got a bastard clue !! i came round when i walked into my hotel reception and loads of worried people were stood there. some thought i'd been kidnapped,others thought i'd drowned. somehow i still managed to keep going until 06-00 on the rum punch but was totally dead for the next day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Where do I start..... I woke up with a milkman kicking my feet on a filter lane on A76 in Dumfries .. He though I was dead, good lad gave me a lift home (was 18 at time) The famous time when I went to Asda last year and they wanted to call an ambulance because night before I'd fallen & cut my head.. Looked like terry butchers famous picture The time in Carlisle when I got a taxi "home" and couldn't get key to work in the door and found out that I was at the house I'd moved out of 3 months earlier The Motherwell incident that I don't like talking about The time I drove home (no excuse and not clever) and got up next day to find engine running door open & lights still on I fell out of a tree in moniaive & broke my arm There are loads more Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magic legs Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 A blackout ended with me on top of a human pyramid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Anelka 1 nil v dmb. Was doing jaeger at 10am in spoons. Woke up at Manchester airport train station in a pool of my own sick at half 1 int morning with an attendant shaking a mop at me telling me to clean it up. Good times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazza Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Anelka 1 nil v dmb. Was doing jaeger at 10am in spoons. Woke up at Manchester airport train station in a pool of my own sick at half 1 int morning with an attendant shaking a mop at me telling me to clean it up. Good times I woke up in a siding near Carlisle once... They missed me when checking train Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnstoneworth White Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 First holiday with the lads, 19 year old in Italy, just spent 36 hours on a coach, dumped our bags at the hotel and went straight out on the lash. 12 hours later and off our heeds, fcuk knows how we found the hotel but me and a mate thought we were in the army and were crawling under the chairs on the front porch in a commando stylee, my mate then climbed on a wall and chucked himself over a hedge in an attempt to 'storm' the back of the hotel, he broke his ankle and spent the rest of the holiday in hospital. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 Fucking hell,far too many to think about,woke up in the cells,Blackpool north station loads,random houses in Chorley,Miami's house etc etc Millwall at home last season will take some beating though of recent times. I've never had a blackout like it,One minute I'm in the Swan in Bolton,the next minute I'm in Blackburn. Vowed to myself never to get out of control like that again...fucking scary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 I once woke up after a Friday night sportsmans dinner in the most house in Bolton in my own room. However it was Sunday. There are a few on here who filled in the blanks. To this I do not recall being thrown out of the Irish pub on bradshawgate, thrown out of cattle market, getting a ride on a raid sweeper, spitting water in a tin mans face, snorting sugar, et etc. Just like the hangover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 The last time I was really proper shitfaced was the square in Guimaris, got in town the night before and had loads so just topped up on Superbock the following day for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) Sleeping on a roundabout in Milton Keynes then waking up at dawn phoning my mate to come and get me, but I don't think it was just ale. On a "first date" at an age when I really should've known better. It's mainly a blur. Ended up putting him to bed though as he was worserer than me! Romance isn't deed! Collapsing in an Irish bar in Gran Canaria, whilst smooking. I still have a fag burn scar on my ankle. My mate was too pissed to help so it just stayed there till it burnt out. Plus many many more. I'm not proud. I love drinking though, I'm not sure how I'd feel about never being able to have a swill again. Edited May 24, 2013 by no balls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Hunt Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 England v Cameroon 1990 Magaluf kicked off big time, 9 of us lined up tequila slammers and 1 dick head carried on alone had had another 9. Remember being sick on beach and washing my shoes in swimming pool but not abusing Germans in the lift and waking most of the hotel. A kip, clean up some more sick and back in it, them were the days Nowadays, for those on Facebook, it doesn't take much to get to the state I was in on Undies photos from Arse away last year.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 now droping indin down mny self Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted May 24, 2013 Members Share Posted May 24, 2013 21st birthday party. Spent a fortune on decorations/dj/clothes/hair etc. didn't eat all day. Was drinking shot after shot of sambuca. Woke up in the ladies toilet hugging the cistern. Took home by 10:30pm hanging out of father in laws car throwing up down the side. Woke up next day in bed in my birthday suit and my heels. Was fresh as a daisy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnstoneworth White Posted May 24, 2013 Share Posted May 24, 2013 (edited) now droping indin down mny self Computer says 'No' Edited May 24, 2013 by Barnstoneworth White Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 now droping indin down mny self Computer says 'No' Babelfish says no as well! I'll even add a for him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted May 25, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2013 (edited) A stag do in Bratislava about 8 years ago. We got there about 9 in the morning and went straight on the lash non-stop all day and night. In the early hours of the next morning, I got separated from the group somehow, and the last thing I remember is trying to give a woman a piggy back round a brothel I'd found myself in, while a bloke screamed at me in a foreign language. I woke up 36 hours later in my hotel. Fuck knows how I got there, and fuck knows what happened in that lost time, but my hangover lasted about a fortnight. I've displayed similar behaviour in Bahrain, but I can't talk about that without breaking out in a cold sweat. Edited May 25, 2013 by Cheese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeep Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 The 1 that springs to mind me was an ex-work mate's 50th about 5 years ago. I'd been watching the Wanderers in the afternoon and had about 7 pints. I then got a lift to said do at Egerton cricket club. I then spent the next 3 hours supping lager at the bar as I didn't know anybody else except the bday boy & his family. I was told by my ex-work mate that I "attempted" to chat up his wife, 17 year old daughter & a lass who kept staring at me (it turned out she was "special", aged about 22). He congratulated me on the fact that they were the best 3 looking women in the room.... As the do was ending I was asked by my friend's wife if she wanted to call me a taxi. The next thing I remember was waking up on Dakins Park, having shit myself, and full of leaves/twigs. I then walked to a mate's house on Hough Lane hoping that I could stay there. When I knocked on there was no answer so I called a taxi from Ace. The poor guy kept giving me cross looks all the way home, so I tipped him £2....... The smell of shit was awful.... I'm sure there's loads more I've forgot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Birmigham Away. In 25 years of drinking thats the one :-s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fester58 Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 I was bad for a few days in south Africa. it was messy very messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lever Ender in L.A. Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 wedding last week, so drunk I put the suit in bed and I got in the wardrobe ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Henry_VIII Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Birmigham Away. In 25 years of drinking thats the one :-s Now that was funny. I've had a couple of sessions with you but that MORNING you was leathered. Sign my cardboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Now that was funny. I've had a couple of sessions with you but that MORNING you was leathered. Sign my cardboard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted May 25, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2013 Vegas on a stag do, did an all day Sesh followed by a night at The club at Palms rain or summat, then got smashed on the grey goose then found a bar in the miracle mile of shops thing near planet Hollywood watched the city united game charity shield the other year then it got to about 6 am had a few rounds if blackjack but was escorted from the table and sent away I bounced off everything couldn't work the lifts couldn't find my room, Eventually I got back my pal said its the funniest walk he'd seen me trying to get to bed, I woke up a full day later in a panic because I'd missed Sunday I usually know when to knock it on the head but that night I thought I was immortal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Stoke at Wembley is up there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted May 25, 2013 Share Posted May 25, 2013 Stoke at Wembley is up there I bet you could have your own thread, chick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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