little whitt Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 i think my Cutter is fucked I have my morning shit wipe it clean so you can eat your breakfast of it go for a piss a few hours later and there is a full wipe there and about 3 times a day it the same ????? after tea last night I though I would give it a wet wipe but only had a Lemon Floor wipe in so used that What could it be NEVER been Bummed just a finger and a tonge up it of a bird once and I put a Marker up it as a young teenager to see what all the fuss was about don't really want to go the Doctors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 29, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2017 Bad AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted March 29, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2017 Epic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 ...I put a Marker up it as a young teenager to see what all the fuss was about don't really want to go the Doctors What a post to start the day. That would've been a top excuse in A+E if it had got stuck "I wanted to see what all the fuss was about..." If your ringer is knackered science has the answer - they'll fit a plastic one, like the valve on a squeezy Ketchup bottle they are, Joanna Lumley has one. Could be internal Johnny Giles, the cause of the leak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Quite a comon fault in leprechauns apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I though I would give it a wet wipe but only had a Lemon Floor wipe in so used that I put a Marker up it as a young teenager to see what all the fuss was about My personal highlights in that post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 29, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2017 What colour marker pen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 wipe it clean so you can eat your breakfast of it Handy to know in case I ever run our of crockery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Is the lid still stuck up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farrelli Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 I think Echo and the Bunneymen said it best 'spare us the cutter' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 after tea last night I though I would give it a wet wipe On the plus side, at least you're giving it a bit of "moist" Only a savage would go for just a dry wipe in this day and age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Are we talking blood on the paper or shite after previous clean ups? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Whitt, You'd better get use to it where you're going Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 29, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2017 "I put a Marker up it as a young teenager to see what all the fuss was about" I notice he never followed that up with a conclusion... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madthatter Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Only thing been up mine was a doctors finger, gloved and lubed and he was in no way a gentle lover. Felt like I'd been raped walking meandering out the surgery. To this day I still doubt the necessity of that invasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Only thing been up mine was a doctors finger, gloved and lubed and he was in no way a gentle lover. Felt like I'd been raped walking meandering out the surgery. To this day I still doubt the necessity of that invasion Did you only go in with an ingrowing toenail? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted March 29, 2017 Author Share Posted March 29, 2017 see the thing is I have a white leather couch and I sit on it naked at night think of a little fat budda and you should have a picture in your mind so last thing I want is shat marks on it when a lady friend pops round Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 29, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 29, 2017 I reckon you've got a tapeworm. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 see the thing is I have a white leather couch and I sit on it naked at night think of a little fat budda and you should have a picture in your mind so last thing I want is shat marks on it when a lady friend pops round You really can't unthink some things after you've thought of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wear knickers you savage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 LW, do you sit or stand when you wipe? - Standing wipers (who are fucking savages) can never get it properly clean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted March 29, 2017 Moderators Share Posted March 29, 2017 he'll be sat there like humpty fcuking dumpty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 see the thing is I have a white leather couch and I sit on it naked at night think of a little fat budda and you should have a picture in your mind so last thing I want is shat marks on it when a lady friend pops round Swap it for a brown one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted March 29, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted March 29, 2017 Wear knickers you savage! Don't encourage him NB. Wear Y backs you savage! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 29, 2017 Share Posted March 29, 2017 You should sit down and pull your self along the carpet like my mates Scottish terrier does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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