MalcolmW Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 On 16/08/2021 at 19:18, mickbrown said: He still an absolute prick then. His watch is set 12 mins ahead to compensate fr his chronic timekeeping. Allegedly. Quote
BobyBrno Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 (edited) 11 hours ago, MalcolmW said: His watch is set 12 mins ahead to compensate fr his chronic timekeeping. Allegedly. My wife does that and her mother. They are still always late. No one has ever taken a photo and spread it on social media though. That’s 2021 for you though. That’s the level of political thought today. Brave new world. Edited August 21, 2021 by BobyBrno Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, MalcolmW said: His watch is set 12 mins ahead to compensate fr his chronic timekeeping. Allegedly. He timekeeps for having the chronic? Respect. He's gone up slightly in my estimation. Quote
Traf Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 6 hours ago, mickbrown said: Bullshit. It was bullshit. He was re-opening a facility that had to be revamped because it was fucked. Quote
mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, MalcolmW said: His watch is set 12 mins ahead to compensate fr his chronic timekeeping. Allegedly. Aye, allegedly. I'm sniffing bullshit though if I'm honest. Quote
mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 26 minutes ago, Traf said: It was bullshit. He was re-opening a facility that had to be revamped because it was fucked. I'm guessing the other 47 are a quick lick of paint or a new vending machine too. Quote
Traf Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 Pretty much. Or re-opening a unit they closed under austerity Quote
mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 2 hours ago, BobyBrno said: My wife does that and her mother. They are still always late. No one has ever taken a photo and spread it on social media though. That’s 2001 for you though. That’s the level of political thought today. Brave new world. Is your watch 20 years slow? Quote
mickbrown Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 32 minutes ago, Traf said: It was bullshit. He was re-opening a facility that had to be revamped because it was fucked. Bit like the extra 20k coppers. Thing is, thick fuckers will lap it up. Quote
Traf Posted August 20, 2021 Posted August 20, 2021 11 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Bit like the extra 20k coppers. Thing is, thick fuckers will lap it up. 60,000 new nurses was a good one Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 They did get shitloads of new nurses... Battlefield promotions of 2nd and 3rd year students... Paying them in Skittles, Smarties and Fun-Size Mars Bars. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 (edited) Whilst they were still paying nine grand a year to watch a computer screen about six hours a week, when lecturers could be arsed... Edited August 21, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
BobyBrno Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 8 hours ago, mickbrown said: Is your watch 20 years slow? 😊 Quote
bolty58 Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 9 hours ago, mickbrown said: Is your watch 20 years slow? If it is, Boby might think Labour have a chance of winning an upcoming election? Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 9 hours ago, mickbrown said: Bit like the extra 20k coppers. Thing is, thick fuckers will lap it up. Thick fuckers post shite without checking its accuracy. I took the trouble to check, and the first page of Google yields results showing numbers are going up and that the 20000 extra is on target. Not difficult. Quote
mickbrown Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Thick fuckers post shite without checking its accuracy. I took the trouble to check, and the first page of Google yields results showing numbers are going up and that the 20000 extra is on target. Not difficult. https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-are-the-conservatives-putting-20000-police-on-the-streets Like I said earlier, you'll swallow any old shite that is fed you. How you liking them 'new' hospitals? I just changed a wiper blade on my car. Want to buy a new motor from me? Seems you're gullible as fuck. Quote
mickbrown Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 1 hour ago, bolty58 said: If it is, Boby might think Labour have a chance of winning an upcoming election? 😃 Quote
Farrelli Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 20 minutes ago, mickbrown said: https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-are-the-conservatives-putting-20000-police-on-the-streets Like I said earlier, you'll swallow any old shite that is fed you. How you liking them 'new' hospitals? I just changed a wiper blade on my car. Want to buy a new motor from me? Seems you're gullible as fuck. #Taking back control #frictionless trade Quote
Sweep Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 2 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: numbers are going up and that the 20000 extra is on target. I don't even need to do too much of a check to find that's not true Quote
Spider Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Depends how literal you’re being. from the date of the announcement, it’s plausible that there may be an extra 20,000 coppers (not sure if a deadline for that figure was stated). Morally, of course, it’s bankrupt given that the uk police numbers are down by roughly the same amount since the tories took power. Morality isn’t a strong feature of this current government though so it’s a personal choice what you want to believe. Quote
Dimron Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Johnson has form regarding police numbers, in 2012 ween Mayor he promised 1,000 more on the beat in a leaflet sent to every London household. Guess what? The actual numbers actually dropped by 1,000 and when asked about this he conveniently forgot that he had put it in writing as a "vote for me" pledge and called the promise of an extra 1,000 a "wilful misconstruction" whatever that is. Previously he promised to bring back old fashioned bus conductors too but that never happened. I think the 40 new hospitals became 6 when analysed. I follow this guy as I am intrigued by his bare faced lying, as we used to say "he has more front than C&A" Quote
kent_white Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 12 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: They did get shitloads of new nurses... Battlefield promotions of 2nd and 3rd year students... Paying them in Skittles, Smarties and Fun-Size Mars Bars. Plus a load that came back out of retirement to help during COVID. Cheeky if they try and pass that lot off as their new nurses. They probably will mind! Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 50 minutes ago, kent_white said: Plus a load that came back out of retirement to help during COVID. Cheeky if they try and pass that lot off as their new nurses. They probably will mind! Course Wiff-Waff will. Bullshit runs through him like writing in a stick of Blackpool Rock. As an aside Harry Hill considered volunteering his services, but realised he'd be more hindrance than help, perhaps even becoming an accidental 'Shipman'. Quote
Dimron Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 55 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Bullshit runs through him like writing in a stick of Blackpool Rock. He's a journalist... writes and talks to sell print and he's refined this to become PM, keep buying it and he stays in place Quote
Zico Posted August 21, 2021 Posted August 21, 2021 Blackcurrant Tango sales would go through the roof if they aired this now Quote
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