Judge Fudge Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 15 minutes ago, Judge Fudge said: Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head. My Mrs has the same thing. She has to sit at the table with 3 males every night troughing like pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 So.... I say “can I get”, “right” at the end of sentences, and I like a curry sauce with fish & chips. Oh, I also wear a hat in the car. Happy to be of service you grumpy set of twats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 13 minutes ago, jules_darby said: So.... I say “can I get”, “right” at the end of sentences, and I like a curry sauce with fish & chips. Oh, I also wear a hat in the car. Happy to be of service you grumpy set of twats That reminds me... Recruitment folk! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 1 minute ago, stevieb said: That reminds me... Recruitment folk! This thoroughly warms my soul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 17, 2019 Have to admit to liking chipshop curry sauce on fish and chips. Gravy though? Rampton escapees only? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Two girls competing for wankers on the wank channels... Studio 66 - consider yourselves named. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Curry on chippy fish is fine - it's one version of fish curry. Gravy on fish? Put them on the register... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted February 17, 2019 Author Members Share Posted February 17, 2019 Going back to vehicles, not really a fan of automatic scooters but my lad and an earlier version of this which was a monster. Used to have fun teaching folk with Kwacka Ninja's and Bonnevilles a lesson. I know some of your are on Faceache so can watch this of the new model. If you ever get chance of a test ride, do it. Phenomenal acceleration https://www,facebook.com/1684379107751695/videos/2257672731187154/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizz Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Kids kicking the back of your seat at the match. Parents that don’t tell their kids to stop kicking the back of someone’s seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 25 minutes ago, Whizz said: Kids kicking the back of your seat at the match. Parents that don’t tell their kids to stop kicking the back of someone’s seat. Them fucking Rochdale lot behind me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 13 hours ago, Judge Fudge said: Noisy eaters. The older I’ve got, the more relaxed I’ve become and not much makes me lose it..but people noisily chewing is guaranteed to turn me into the worlds angriest fucker. My lads sat next to me right now eating a butty and I’m so close to jumping up and volleying the fucker in the head. Oh yes. Father in law sounds like he's sucking up his food whilst smacking his lips. Animal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 People who eat using only the fork and usually in the wrong hand. The knife is there for a reason you fucking retard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 I have gravy or curry sauce with fish and chips, and it’s lovely. Never met anyone who turns my hand over whilst shaking it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Gravy is, in a perfunctory way, land animal-based. Putting gravy on fish or vice-versa (tuna sauce on veal excepted) is the act of a stand up wiping beast. A loathesome brute, unfit for human fellowship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Sir, you are wrong. Also I have to survive on the chippy’s down south, and after 20 years I can say that no one around these parts knows how to make decent chips. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 39 minutes ago, freds dad said: People who eat using only the fork and usually in the wrong hand. The knife is there for a reason you fucking retard. This is me although quite often use a spoon instead. Need the spoon to get all the lashings of gravy or curry up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 7 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said: Sir, you are wrong. Also I have to survive on the chippy’s down south, and after 20 years I can say that no one around these parts knows how to make decent chips. Well go to the Old Kent Road and get some pie, mash and liquor then...They can't make fucking chips in BL3, the fish is suspect an' all, more batter than fish, it's a sad indictment the best fish and chips around these parts is in the Royal Bolton canteen on a Friday. They've polluted you, NiC, gravy on fish is akin to bestiality... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Possibly, just sick to death of shit chips. However, I’m quite happy with my life choices. I even have tarter sauce with gravy... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Curry sauce or gravy on fish - no!!!! On the chips absolutely fine but not on the fish itself. Why get nice crispy batter and make it go soggy? Senseless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Because I like it, no other reason really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 Blokes who wear them trackie trousers/shorts that go down to the shin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Underpants said: Blokes who wear them trackie trousers/shorts that go down to the shin. Known in large parts of the country as Twat Pants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duck Egg Posted February 17, 2019 Share Posted February 17, 2019 2 hours ago, MancWanderer said: Why get nice crispy batter and make it go soggy? Senseless That's the whole point!! Beautiful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted February 17, 2019 Site Supporter Share Posted February 17, 2019 Just now, Duck Egg said: That's the whole point!! Beautiful GIP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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