Slow news day? The real deal? End of the world? 
 

They’re saying it probably came from an animal, has Somebody been shagging monkeys again? 

Makes sense that, re care homes. Must be truly horrendous.

I see a 106 year old lady has recovered from it, somewhere in the Midlands. A heartwarming little clip on the news earlier, as she was applauded out by the nursing staff.

Most staff in these homes are on NMW. 

2 minutes ago, Traf said:

Most staff in these homes are on NMW. 

That’s surprising. I thought it was a reasonable wage because it’s in the care sector. Shocking that.

Its perhaps fair to point out theres care homes and nursing homes

2 hours ago, ZicoKelly said:

I reckon she'd sort you out a splendid breakfast in the morning

1 minute ago, Sweep said:

I reckon she'd sort you out a splendid breakfast in the morning

Got the milkers  for a brew as well

12 minutes ago, Sweep said:

I reckon she'd sort you out a splendid breakfast in the morning

As long as you don't mind her tits sloshing about in your beans as she serves it to you.

 

... and then leaving two bean juice skid marks across the tablecloth.

Edited April 15, 20206 yr by DazBob

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Looks like the welsh randy granny who used to make a play for Gavin in Gavin & Stacey

If truth be told Gwen I’m absolutely twatted 

An interesting, medical, take on the demand for more and more ventilators

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/Ventilators-aren-t-a-panacea-for-a-pandemic-like-coronavirus

25 minutes ago, Casino said:

Its perhaps fair to point out theres care homes and nursing homes

It is a very fair point but the same points apply regarding skill levels and available equipment. This virus is nasty and needs top level kit and experience. My bloke (not that way you gaysters) is massively experienced at resus, intubation, respiratory emergency, etc. He’s part time in an A&E unit. He’s the most experienced in there at the moment. He’s done 3 consecutive 65 hour weeks on nights so this is his week off but he’s on standby. That’s an A&E dept. Care homes, nursing homes, hospices, etc, haven’t got a fucking chance with this. Very sad 

Not having a go at you by the way cas, just re-emphasising just how shit this situation is

lets get things back on track, will post answer around 9.30

Thats better Zico

54, 58

33 and 38

43,48

The eye bleeding has stopped. 

33 38

 

 

1 minute ago, miamiwhite said:

33 and 38

Damn

1 minute ago, ProfessorWoland said:

Damn

I'll change mine to 33 and 37, she's slightly tilted on that pic and her left knocker is leaning a bit.

I know the answer, so won't spoil it.

Think that’s Kelly bell 

 

Just now, Mr Grey said:

Can see this being a let down and she's got itty bitty tittis

You'd be wrong, she's plentiful of tit.

Good shoulders on her to carry the weight of a fair pair, she's sat at an angle so i'm going 53 +48

48 & 53 aren't bad shouts

44 and 47

7 minutes ago, Traf said:

You'd be wrong, she's plentiful of tit.

don't help them

Just now, ZicoKelly said:

don't help them