Breightmet Boy Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I bought a bungalow in a cup-de-sac preparing for old age. Anyhow, it's full of pensioners and my brother n his wife, he's renting off me for the time being and has got friendly with some of them, theres a large turnover of neighbours as its a bit of a departure lounge. Apparently I don't need mine alarming as the curtains are constantly twitching so all isn't bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Most fucking infuriating shit is when you lend friends and family money then a year later you hear about em going on holiday abroad or buying a new telly when you still haven't got it back. Yeah - I notice she was getting a new fridge freezer the other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 25, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2016 I bought a bungalow in a cup-de-sac preparing for old age. Anyhow, it's full of pensioners and my brother n his wife, he's renting off me for the time being and has got friendly with some of them, theres a large turnover of neighbours as its a bit of a departure lounge. Apparently I don't need mine alarming as the curtains are constantly twitching so all isn't bad. A cup-de-sac? Â Sounds like a Jamaican reacharound Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Many years back when we moved into our house in Doffcocker Village my neighbor was great, very friendly and helpful, years later me and him had a set too and it came to a head one Sunday morning and then after years of awkward silent meetings on the drives they finally fucked off, my new neighbor was a divorced fitty (34C) who was a massive Wanderers fan, our Maude hated me talking to her and was made up when she sold up and left, 3rd neighbor just a boring elderly couple  Thinking about it I think we could be the shitty neighbors next door Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Talk to most of ours but don't get involved in their lives such as parties / bbqs etc  One side are elderly and call on me when they have a problem, like broken toilet seats, reminding which bin day it is (alzheimers is a terrible disease), bringing their bins back in and disconnecting their car battery as they've both now had their licences revoked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheWanderer1958 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Bit more exciting neighbours over here...... Next door I have three Uzbek hookers, massive they are, huge!! They once slaughtered a goat outside my front door one Eid, bear in mind I live on the 5th floor of an apartment block, then they gave me some of the still quivering meat after they had chopped the poor beast up. Â Across from me I have a Pakistani cricket team, who unfortunately smell like a Pakistani cricket team. Summer is especially "difficult". Â Prior to the cricket team there was a brothel, got woke up one morning by the police smashing their way in through the roof. Used to get Indian blokes knocking on my front door in the early hours by mistake when they were looking for the brothel. It happened so often that I used to invite some of these door knockers in to the front room and leave em sitting on a settee. Didn't speak to em, just left em until they eventually shuffled out after an uncomfortable silence. Made a cup of tea for a couple of em once....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 25, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2016 Have great neighbours and the odd BBQ. Lots of folk chat to each other and when gardens are being tended to or cars washed etc then everything takes twice as long. Great folk and look out for each others houses etc when away. One house was broken into not long ago and there must have been half the street out looking for the twats until the police dogs arrived. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 back in the Garage he was a gay  now not a clue keep myself to myself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andydee Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 back in the Garage he was a gay  now not a clue keep myself to myself  Winston was gay?  Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Winston was gay? He did a lot of bumming apparently Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 He did a lot of bumming apparently I've thought about this, probably for too long if I'm honest, but bumming, if your sex partner has a massive cock (if it's true about black men, I wouldn't know). Does it just hurt the first time or every time and what must it do to your back passage area and the gubbins involved up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 (edited) I've thought about this, probably for too long if I'm honest, but bumming, if your sex partner has a massive cock (if it's true about black men, I wouldn't know). Does it just hurt the first time or every time and what must it do to your back passage area and the gubbins involved up there?  Thursday is a day I refrain from thinking about BBC up the shitter, so I'll leave the impact on the anal sidewalls to other "more enlightened" WW'yers. Edited August 25, 2016 by bgoefc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 the Speak and Spell EX girl friend loved it up there more then her front Bum  even I thought " I wonde​r how long her CUTTER would last " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted August 25, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2016 Big nappies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Absolute cunts on one side (a thread earlier this year) so I treat them as such and behave like one. Loaded up the fire pit yesterday with damp wood because the wind was blowing directly at the back of their house and their windows were open as were their conservatory doors  Everyone else around me is treated with respect , a nod and a hello, and a chat if I happen to bump into them. Invite them round? No thanks. They invite me, then fair enough I'll go round Any update on the cunts next door? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Last thing you want is Gubbins involved in there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Last thing you want is Gubbins involved in there is he still bumming owls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pato Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 (edited) I think he has moved on to BDSM with Honey Badgers Edited August 25, 2016 by pato Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
birch-chorley Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 (edited) Just covered one of said cat's with a pint of Vimto  Hopefully that fucker won't be back  Not just that one though, keeping vigilant Edited August 25, 2016 by birch-chorley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 I think he has moved on to BDSM with Honey Badgers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Just covered one of said cat's with a pint of Vimto  Hopefully that fucker won't be back  Not just that one though, keeping vigilant No balls smothers hot vimto directly on to her pussy on a daily basis and she fucking loves it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 No balls smothers hot vimto directly on to her pussy on a daily basis and she fucking loves it. not true  It's tepid. I have a sensitive flower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MancWanderer Posted August 25, 2016 Share Posted August 25, 2016 Any update on the cunts next door?  According to the council everything was OK so building continued  Now it's stopped. She was screaming at the builder the other week about not finishing things off properly so the husband is up a ladder most days doing stuff. Step-daughter saw a lad in a van parked outside a while back that she knew - turns out he was a plumber fitting radiators to the extension - she saw him a couple of weeks ago and he's walked off the job as all the time he was sorting the pipes out she was stood over him saying he was making too much mess  It's like living next door to a shit TV sitcom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
embankment Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Had a few neighbours over the years. Highlights lovely lesbian couple. Low light. Witch next door threw meat laced with rat poison over the fence. Had to wrestle it off the dog. Had noticed some blue ish meat a couple of days earlier. 30 mins later Sat infront of 2 coppers trying to explaining why i had kicked the front door in and rammed said meat into her husbands mouth . Fortunatly she admitted it. Copper was a dog lover. End result , i had to cough up for a new lock on her door. Then built a bloody high fence . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 When you kicked the door in, you should have kicked her in the cunt too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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