This ere missing lass from round my way

[Kane57]

I've given this a lot of thought. I reckon she was on the teams call and her dog does a shit, she goes to pick the dog shit up and the bag splits. She's got dog shit on her hands. It's grim and we've all been there. Luckily a babbling brook of a river is just up past that bench so spying an opportunity she dips her fingers into the water give them a bit of a clean. That's when the dog pushes her in.

[Spider]

17 minutes ago, Kane57 said:

I've given this a lot of thought. I reckon she was on the teams call and her dog does a shit, she goes to pick the dog shit up and the bag splits. She's got dog shit on her hands. It's grim and we've all been there. Luckily a babbling brook of a river is just up past that bench so spying an opportunity she dips her fingers into the water give them a bit of a clean. That's when the dog pushes her in.

The dog has had loads of vaccines. Bill Gates has triggered the nanobots Vi a nearby 6G mast and the dog has killed and eaten her.

Obvious if you do your own research 

[little whitt]

41 minutes ago, Kane57 said:

I've given this a lot of thought. I reckon she was on the teams call and her dog does a shit, she goes to pick the dog shit up and the bag splits. She's got dog shit on her hands. It's grim and we've all been there. Luckily a babbling brook of a river is just up past that bench so spying an opportunity she dips her fingers into the water give them a bit of a clean. That's when the dog BUMBS HER DOGGY STLYE  

 

[Zico]

I like the word "bumbs" 

That's how it should be spelt

[Spider]

Bumbed 

😂😂

[London Wanderer]

UFOs near Alaska

People vanishing from thin air in Blackpool

…..

[Duck Egg]

The Mrs was telling me today about one of these armchair detective's on tik tok. They'd turned up at a house near to the river where a client of this missing lass lives.  This blokes previous partner disappeared apparently several years ago and was never found.

No idea if this is bollocks but if true, that's pretty decent armchair detecting. 

 

[Winchester White]

21 minutes ago, Duck Egg said:

The Mrs was telling me today about one of these armchair detective's on tik tok. They'd turned up at a house near to the river where a client of this missing lass lives.  This blokes previous partner disappeared apparently several years ago and was never found.

No idea if this is bollocks but if true, that's pretty decent armchair detecting. 

 

Folk having selfies by the bench ffs, what is wrong with folk!

Amateur sleuths breaking in nearby caravans and the like, ghouls the lot of them.

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

2 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Folk having selfies by the bench ffs, what is wrong with folk!

Amateur sleuths breaking in nearby caravans and the like, ghouls the lot of them.

I read about that yesrerday

There really are plenty of absolute bellends about

[Duck Egg]

Not surprising when you remember Soham was overrun by 'grief tourists' wandering around the town when the girls were missing and afterwards.

[MalcolmW]

9 hours ago, little whitt said:

he's out now 

some New Law come out 

if you don't tell where the Body is 

You don't get Re-least 

I can see a flaw in there.

[L/H White]

On 11/02/2023 at 07:17, Spider said:

Do we think there’d be this much fuss for a less attractive/older/brown girl?

Because I don’t.

nothing mentioned about this at all really, equally as strange as the lass

apparently he works at the same place as me to

https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2023/january/there-have-been-no-sightings..-its-like-hes-just-vanished.-just-disappeared/

[gonzo]

28 minutes ago, L/H White said:

nothing mentioned about this at all really, equally as strange as the lass

apparently he works at the same place as me to

https://www.gmp.police.uk/news/greater-manchester/news/news/2023/january/there-have-been-no-sightings..-its-like-hes-just-vanished.-just-disappeared/

Often think about just fucking off to a random town and starting a new life.

 

 

[Spider]

26 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Often think about just fucking off to a random town and starting a new life.

 

 

I thought that’s what you’d done by going to Tinseltown

[gonzo]

22 minutes ago, Spider said:

I thought that’s what you’d done by going to Tinseltown

Its what my Dad did

[Zico]

So after being adamant for a week or so she was in the river, I've read the cops are now starting to follow other leads regards suspicious folk knocking about 

 

[Farrelli]

11 hours ago, Zico said:

So after being adamant for a week or so she was in the river, I've read the cops are now starting to follow other leads regards suspicious folk knocking about 

 

Without being too critical it would be easier for the police to conclude that she had fallen in the river. All the other alternatives involve proper police work and more resources that they probably don’t have.

[Traf]

16 hours ago, gonzo said:

Often think about just fucking off to a random town and starting a new life.

 

 

Weekly for me.

[Zico]

17 hours ago, gonzo said:

Often think about just fucking off to a random town and starting a new life.

 

 

where do you reckon you'd go?

somewhere bustling like Newcastle, or remote like Falmouth

toss up between those two for me

[Casino]

34 minutes ago, Zico said:

where do you reckon you'd go?

somewhere bustling like Newcastle, or remote like Falmouth

toss up between those two for me

verdant are in falmouth, if that makes it easier to decide

[DirtySanchez]

41 minutes ago, Zico said:

where do you reckon you'd go?

somewhere bustling like Newcastle, or remote like Falmouth

toss up between those two for me

Falmouth for me 

If I'm disappearing then it's for a quieter life 

 

[Zico]

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

verdant are in falmouth, if that makes it easier to decide

wylam v verdant

basically, which ever will give me a job, I'll go there

 

[gonzo]

2 hours ago, Zico said:

where do you reckon you'd go?

somewhere bustling like Newcastle, or remote like Falmouth

toss up between those two for me

Not sure I could be away from the coast. But couldn't be doing with the Sun not going down out to sea. 

Southport not far enough away, fuck Wales, so somewhere down the South West coast.

Little gaff in Devon, job as a postman or summet. Same pub every day for 3pm.

Need a dog too. 

 

[Zico]

31 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Not sure I could be away from the coast. But couldn't be doing with the Sun not going down out to sea. 

Southport not far enough away, fuck Wales, so somewhere down the South West coast.

Little gaff in Devon, job as a postman or summet. Same pub every day for 3pm.

Need a dog too. 

 

when you go on holiday on an east coast are you there at sunset like

[White on Tyne]

2 hours ago, Zico said:

wylam v verdant

basically, which ever will give me a job, I'll go there

 

Wylam used to be my local brewery til they moved to new premises. Their Jakehead is superb.