Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, RUREADY2ROLL said: Cheese (Neil Hart) can’t bum himself 8 minutes ago, globaldiver said: Maintains a record of his scores on Popmaster The bullies are up early this morning. ☹️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Feelgood Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 I'm beginning to think I'm Neil Hart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUREADY2ROLL Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Just now, Cheese said: The bullies are up early this morning. ☹️ It’s after 9am 🫣 sorry Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Called himself 'The Hitman' at school Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 ...is a massive cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 likes coffee revels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Irons creases in his jeans Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Still has a bluetooth headpiece connected to his phone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 has a picture of Wanderers legends dressed as gangsters in his downstairs loo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2023 is not afraid to break the law if he thinks it's necessary. He's not a criminal, you know, but he will, perhaps, travel 80mph on the motorway if, for example, he wants to get somewhere quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leyther_Matt Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Identifies as a robot so has never actually got through to buy a ticket online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wanderlust Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 (edited) Folds his clothes when he gets undressed and wears a tie and collar to hide his dotted line/Cut Here tattoo on his neck. Inexplicably doesn't think Michael McIntyre is an annoying little shit. Edited February 3, 2023 by Wanderlust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 He asks the waiter “what’s the damage John?” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted February 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2023 Wears Velcro trainers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Always makes sure he has cash available to pay the window cleaner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 3, 2023 Moderators Share Posted February 3, 2023 1 hour ago, Wanderlust said: Inexplicably doesn't think Michael McIntyre is an annoying little shit. he goes and sits in the audience for his tv shows, and laughs outragousely in the hope of getting on tv Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrycowdrill Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Takes his own shoes to Hollywood bowl on the team building exercise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Parks in the disabled spots at his local gym Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 eats all the hot dogs at a charity event Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOWTUN BAKED Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Tries pulling the door when it says push Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ErnestTurnip Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Throws his socks away long before they have holes in them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Always asks taxi drivers what time are they on till Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted February 3, 2023 Site Supporter Share Posted February 3, 2023 5 hours ago, barrycowdrill said: Irons creases in his jeans I assume I’m on ignore. 20 hours ago, MickyD said: Has sharp creases ironed into his jeans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Checks his tyre pressures before every journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted February 3, 2023 Share Posted February 3, 2023 Always checks his balance and gets a receipt when withdrawing cash from an ATM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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