Kane57 Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share Posted September 25, 2013 Feel sorry for kids of today - five seconds on Google and you've debunked them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted September 25, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) Prince - it was always Prince...Obviously when you're surrounded by the type of girls he surrounds himself with, your primary concern is being able to give yourself a blowjob. was a prince fan at school apparently that was bad because he was gay despite masses of evidence to the contrary - i.e. music, lyrics, videos, etc taught me everything I know about the ladies he did once got sucked off with "head" playing in the background never got why people thought he was a bender Edited September 25, 2013 by ZicoKelly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Marple baths changed it's name to Marple Dolphin Centre when I was a kid I searched "Marple Dolphin Centre" on Google and one of the results on the first page is a WW thread called "Budgies in the Arndale" WW's....the groundhog day of the interweb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 People used to wander round in heaven and hell nightclub stabbing people with hypodermic needles. The Krays turned up at Blackpool north train station one day and mixie Walsh and his henchmen turned up and fucked em off. There was guy down the street called Ronnie the rapist,but he got done from rape when he was a teenager so that's not really a myth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 was a prince fan at school apparently that was bad because he was gay despite masses of evidence to the contrary - i.e. music, lyrics, videos, etc taught me everything I know about the ladies he did once got sucked off with "head" playing in the background never got why people thought he was a bender He does look a bit camp to be honest, he should go for a more manly look - get down the gym, some tattoos maybe, shave his head, don a denim jacket - no-one would mistake him for a gayer then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 My mate swears being that his Geography teacher once told a class that if you didn't piss immediately after having a wank, the jizz could clog up your japseye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 True fact, if you practise the whipping it out method of contraception, it's advised that you have a piss before any commencement of another do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted September 25, 2013 Moderators Share Posted September 25, 2013 True fact, if you practise the whipping it out method of contraception, it's advised that you have a piss before any commencement of another do. That goes without saying. I couldn't go a week without a piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 No. 4 - He didn't die. He tore his vocal chords screaming. And in the version I heard he was an Irish rugby player. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 People used to wander round in heaven and hell nightclub stabbing people with hypodermic needles. The Krays turned up at Blackpool north train station one day and mixie Walsh and his henchmen turned up and fucked em off. There was guy down the street called Ronnie the rapist,but he got done from rape when he was a teenager so that's not really a myth. Heard the needles one too! A story about people finding a needle stuck in their ankle with a note on saying "welcome to AIDS". Still makes me shudder at the thought of that now! Heard the same ribs removal story about Marilyn Manson Remember one about it being possible to jump from the top to the bottom of your stairs at home easliy but only at night! Plus when I worked at KFC there was the rumour that someone had come in and returned a burger saying "I asked for this with no mayo" but it turned out it didnt have mayo, it was a cyst she'd bitten into. Rough! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted September 25, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2013 A girl who had just left school put jam all over her fanny and got her dog to lick it off. Razor blades wedged in the slides at the water place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted September 25, 2013 Site Supporter Share Posted September 25, 2013 Remember one about it being possible to jump from the top to the bottom of your stairs at home easliy but only at night! ! I managed it at my old house... seem to recall lying on the bathroom floor (downstairs) in absolute agony. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kane57 Posted September 25, 2013 Author Share Posted September 25, 2013 Heard the needles one too! A story about people finding a needle stuck in their ankle with a note on saying "welcome to AIDS". Still makes me shudder at the thought of that now! Heard the same ribs removal story about Marilyn Manson Remember one about it being possible to jump from the top to the bottom of your stairs at home easliy but only at night! Plus when I worked at KFC there was the rumour that someone had come in and returned a burger saying "I asked for this with no mayo" but it turned out it didnt have mayo, it was a cyst she'd bitten into. Rough! When I was at college there was a nightclub doing a student night on Wednesdays - used to have binloads of condoms as you left in some safe-sex campaign - rumour had it that a load of nuns were taking pins and poking holes in the johnnies so that they failed. Luckily for me I didn't get laid so never found out if it was true or not Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 when at school this bird i know was geting fingerd ( the kitkat ) four fingers from behind and she shit on is hand i still take the piss when i see her now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 The needle they used for TB injections where 12 inches long with a hook on the end. In a state of terror by the time we went into the nurses office, fuck all to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 The needle they used for TB injections where 12 inches long with a hook on the end. In a state of terror by the time we went into the nurses office, fuck all to worry about. ive still got the scar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 (edited) I exercised my right to not have one, had the test, considered the results, decided I must have some immunity already and didn't bother going for the actual inoculation. I'd also read that they (BCG) are only effective for an average of twelve years, I reckoned I'd take my chances until I was 26. I'm not scared of needles tho' - I've had one the size of a knitting needle stuck in my neck once. Edited September 25, 2013 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 A girl who had just left school put jam all over her fanny and got her dog to lick it off Haha! Fucking hell. ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Is that the first time you've heard that one Gonzo? I would say you must've led a sheltered life if I hadn't read some of your life histories on here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatty Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Joanna Lumley has had it up the arse so much that she had to have her arse reconstructed when it fell apart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clean Shirt Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Purple Aki would bum you then carve PA into your bum cheeks. Turns out he'd just make you do some squats and touch you up a bit. Sociology teacher at 6th form was from St. Helens. His mate used to walk down the main road in short shorts/topless to see if Purple Aki would drive past and stop, which he eventually did. He's been active in Bolton recently apparently. Talking of which, was at the train station a while back on the way to Horwich, creepy bloke started talking to me and he was talking about how much he loved girls legs and he was perving on these lasses on the other platform. Kept asking me where I was going and what I was doing, asking me if I had change for the train cos he'd lost his ticket. Said no so he said he'd try and dodge the fair, very threateningly told me not to grass him up. Was worried he'd follow me off but he didn't. Don't think it was Aki though, although I can't remember what he looked like (apart from he was African and had a Northern accent) Assuming Aki has a Scouse accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigtoe Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Our female French teacher had been seen in a grumble vid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 Is that the first time you've heard that one Gonzo? I would say you must've led a sheltered life if I hadn't read some of your life histories on here. ???? It was more the terminology that made laugh! ..,,oh and it was peanut butter round here! Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted September 25, 2013 Share Posted September 25, 2013 It'th twue I tell you! ignore them, they probably had turds in the baths they went to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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