Smiley Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sit in a bath of water with new football boots on. Anyone else have to do this? Apparently helped them mould to your feet. Don't know if it was true, but always did it even when I was an adult!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted August 15, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2015 Your parents didn't like you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Mum used to tell me if you stick your head out of the car window you'll get Cerebral Palsy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Sit in a bath of water with new football boots on. Anyone else have to do this? Apparently helped them mould to your feet. Don't know if it was true, but always did it even when I was an adult!!! Yeah - same idea but in a bucket of warm water! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big City Girl Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Mum used to tell me if you stick your head out of the car window you'll get Cerebral Palsy. omg I love your Mum!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 My uncle Fred let me milk a cow blindfolded once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted August 15, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2015 When I was 9 or 10 my mum literally washed my mouth out with soap after she caught me riding down the street on my bike singing a Macc Lads song at the top of my voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 My uncle Fred let me milk a cow blindfolded once. Uncle Fred the ex-weatherman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 omg I love your Mum!!  She's a very cruel woman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SalfordOriginal Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 Support the Wanderers! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bgoefc Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 They made me eat my pets!  Rabbits & pigeons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted August 15, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2015 They made me eat my pets!  Rabbits & pigeons.  As long as it wasn't the dog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 You and your brother aren't actually brothers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted August 15, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2015 Whenever I asked my dad where mum was his stock answer was always, "she's run off with a black man". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 If you eat to many pies you will end up like those fat bastard wigginers over the border. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted August 15, 2015 Moderators Share Posted August 15, 2015 Whenever I asked my dad where mum was his stock answer was always, "she's run off with a black man". Same here. Sickening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted August 15, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 15, 2015 Whenever I asked my dad where mum was his stock answer was always, "she's run off with a black man".  Mine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fellman Posted August 15, 2015 Share Posted August 15, 2015 And mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chief wiggum Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Whenever I asked my dad where mum was his stock answer was always, "she's run off with a black man". In also. Â My Dad used to tell me he flew a Spitfire in the war, good effort as he was born in 1940 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Mum used to tell me if you stick your head out of the car window you'll get Cerebral Palsy. Brilliant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 My uncle Fred let me milk a cow blindfolded once. were you not a bit suspicious that it only had one udder? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
H Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 Whenever I asked my dad where mum was his stock answer was always, "she's run off with a black man". This from my dad and San Fairy Ann from my mother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HR Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 My mum used to say a ditty involving me being a dirty kid dirty as a dustbin lid, and a serine ending about getting twatted by me dad. Â Thought it was weird at the time but they did like folk music. That music was fooking grim, room full of teachers and such singing how good it was 'dewn t'pit' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted August 16, 2015 Share Posted August 16, 2015 This from my dad and San Fairy Ann from my mother. My dad used to call us Fairy Annes all the time as kids. Â But due to his Notlobian accent I always thought it was Furry Ann. Always wondered why were a hairy woman because we didnt fancy going up a 30ft ladder in a force 9 gale. Â My nan used to tell me Ginny Greenstreet would come out of the grids to get me if I didnt wash behind my ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter superjohnmcginlay Posted August 16, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted August 16, 2015 My uncle Fred let me milk a cow blindfolded once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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