Politics

[Spider]

Fake news

[Winchester White]

So once again, Brexit isn't the sole reason for something being crap, but it isn't helping either.  Just another missing cog in the wheel making things more difficult for us.

But, to be fair, it isn't exactly end of days stuff is it!

[Casino]

Biggest issue is the failure of govt to support the growers adequately with energy bills

[Farrelli]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64745258
 

Eat turnips, that is the government advice

[bolty58]

Watched the Suella Braverman interview on GB News. Sorry Penny, you can be second in command. This lady has it.

Backbone. Just what we need steering the ship.

[Spider]

“Watched GB News”

Their presenters think concrete grows on trees.

 

[Casino]

And their viewers

[Farrelli]

12 minutes ago, Casino said:

And their viewers

Have bought the trees

[Whitesince63]

10 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Watched the Suella Braverman interview on GB News. Sorry Penny, you can be second in command. This lady has it.

Backbone. Just what we need steering the ship.

Completely agree 58 and believes and says exactly what a majority in this country believe. Definitely more credible than Penny but to be fair either of them could blind Captain Hindsight, not that that’s too difficult. 😉

[Spider]

Turnip Smoothie recipe:

1 x beautiful British turnip

500ml Remainer tears

1 x tsp British lard

Put ingredients into Mixer and blend for the amount of time it takes you to ejaculate all over your Jacob Rees-Mogg calendar (February is JRM with his top hat at a jaunty angle whilst he burns PPE in his furnace)

Drink immediately and if you need to prevent yourself gagging put a Union Jack at the bottom of your glass that will fill your mouth at the final gulp.

Wipe the ejaculate off your JRM calendar and kiss the top hat softly.

Take blood pressure pills.

[Not in Crawley]

These people with so called independant thought free from wokeness don't half get pulled along easy by simple dogwhistles.

No wonder there are people still willing to defend this current government, it must be the easiest job in the world getting some people to say how high when told to jump.

[SatanGreavsie]

22 minutes ago, Spider said:

Turnip Smoothie recipe:

1 x beautiful British turnip

500ml Remainer tears

1 x tsp British lard

Put ingredients into Mixer and blend for the amount of time it takes you to ejaculate all over your Jacob Rees-Mogg calendar (February is JRM with his top hat at a jaunty angle whilst he burns PPE in his furnace)

Drink immediately and if you need to prevent yourself gagging put a Union Jack at the bottom of your glass that will fill your mouth at the final gulp.

Wipe the ejaculate off your JRM calendar and kiss the top hat softly.

Take blood pressure pills.

Individual months can be seen here:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-Calendar-Christmas-Birthday/dp/B09G6S44FF/ref=asc_df_B09G6S44FF/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=606972812365&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7873844759952735491&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046406&hvtargid=pla-1910067983924&psc=1

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Individual months can be seen here:

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Jacob-Rees-Mogg-Calendar-Christmas-Birthday/dp/B09G6S44FF/ref=asc_df_B09G6S44FF/?tag=googshopuk-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=606972812365&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7873844759952735491&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9046406&hvtargid=pla-1910067983924&psc=1

That should be sold instead of viagra to our elderly Tory posters.

 

[Spider]

36 minutes ago, Spider said:

Turnip Smoothie recipe:

1 x beautiful British turnip

500ml Remainer tears

1 x tsp British lard

Put ingredients into Mixer and blend for the amount of time it takes you to ejaculate all over your Jacob Rees-Mogg calendar (February is JRM with his top hat at a jaunty angle whilst he burns PPE in his furnace)

Drink immediately and if you need to prevent yourself gagging put a Union Jack at the bottom of your glass that will fill your mouth at the final gulp.

Wipe the ejaculate off your JRM calendar and kiss the top hat softly.

Take blood pressure pills.

Just realised I used 500ml instead of imperial measurement which might cause people to have a stroke.

Just put a pint of tears in. A British pint though, with a crown on it.

[mickbrown]

12 hours ago, Farrelli said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-64745258
 

Eat turnips, that is the government advice

She could do with following their advice. Looks like she lives on nowt but deep fried foie gras butties.

[mickbrown]

54 minutes ago, Whitesince63 said:

Completely agree 58 and believes and says exactly what a majority in this country believe. Definitely more credible than Penny but to be fair either of them could blind Captain Hindsight, not that that’s too difficult. 😉

Still prepared to bend over for the Tories after 12 years of shite.

 

[Not in Crawley]

4 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

She could do with following their advice. Looks like she lives on nowt but deep fried foie gras butties.

[Sweep]

14 hours ago, royal white said:

Weird that I always thought Ireland were in the EU 

 

They are

[royal white]

1 hour ago, Sweep said:

They are

Then maybe you can explain to @spider that his pretty picture is inaccurate 

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, royal white said:

Then maybe you can explain to @spider that his pretty picture is inaccurate 

It’s not my picture.

don’t get all upset

[royal white]

38 minutes ago, Spider said:

It’s not my picture.

don’t get all upset

I can’t help it, It’s upsetting seeing grown men struggle with year 6 geography 

[Spider]

2 minutes ago, royal white said:

I can’t help it, It’s upsetting seeing grown men struggle with year 6 geography 

Like I say, I didn’t do it. Just the messenger.

how folk react is up to them.

I’ve got an A level in geography so can confirm that the ireland on that map is correctly positioned.

[Traf]

[Ani]

14 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Watched the Suella Braverman interview on GB News. Sorry Penny, you can be second in command. This lady has it.

Backbone. Just what we need steering the ship.

You said May was the new Thatcher. Your track record ain't great. 

[Cheese]