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Opening Old Wounds


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Zico's story ........

 

 

 

 

right, my Ipswich story

 

first off, I absolutely gurantee 100% swear on what's left of my folks lives that this is true, ask my brothers, or mates, if you ever meet them

 

in the aftermath of the barry knight debacle, we're all licking our wounds on the bwfc rivals bit

 

as was the norm them days, ipswich fans came on giving it the large, dirty northern c�nts, got what you deserved etc

 

i took it personally

 

so go for a mooch on their section

 

loads of them on there "i'm a lifelong fan me, can't get tickets for wembley, gutted, beg beg beg"

 

so I gets this idea

 

I sign up a fake hotmail and rivals account called "portman_dave"

 

go on there and say I'm a lifelong fan too, got 4 tickets but mate has dropped out, 2 going spare, I want them to go to REAL fans, no JCLs, so email me telling me why you think you should have them

 

hour later i login to hotmail and i have loads of mails, loads

 

spend my dinner chuckling to miself as I read how they met bobby robson on their 5th birthdy, pictures with terry butcher as a kid, you name it, they'd done it

 

one bellend tries telling me he's that hardcore he went to Grimsby away on a Wednesday night with about 200 other hardy souls, his email account is @hull.ac.uk - clearly at Hull uni, clearly not that hardcore

 

then one guy mails me this proper sob story - in the past 12 months his wife has left him, took the kids, lost his job, stuggling to make ends meet, couldn't get to the games that season so missed out on vouchers blah blah blah

 

and leaves me his mobile number 07980 whatever

 

so I have this other idea

 

I mail him back and tell him he can have them for free, i'm quite affluent, his story touched me, I'll call you later with details

 

I then mail hull uni lad and say "grimsby away, wow, that's commitement, they're yours mate if you want them, call me later on 07980 whatever"

 

end of work I log back in, have mails from them both telling me i'm a right bastard I am and how could I do that to a proper football fans

 

so I mail them both back saying

 

"now you know how it feels to get shafted you cunts, come on you whites"

 

had a massive wank right after, it felt good

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I listened on the radio

 

Turned off beyond being able to listen on about 88 minutes

 

Put it back on to hear not only were we still playing cos they had equalised,there had been a red card

 

He was obvs cnut but out lack of discipline cost us,

 

And that pansy jensen missing the one on one

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I listened on the radio

 

Turned off beyond being able to listen on about 88 minutes

 

Put it back on to hear not only were we still playing cos they had equalised,there had been a red card

 

He was obvs cnut but out lack of discipline cost us,

 

And that pansy jensen missing the one on one

part timer bet the rest of the mob was there
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Yes thats when they beat Arsenal - we had a lock in at Ipswich after the game with a landlord who was an Arsenal fan - commiserating oneanother I think - or just getting pissed

That sounds like the minibus I was in, with a driver who was a cocky twat driving down, refusing to stop anywhere when asked nicely. After the game he said he was driving straight back but the mood had changed completely & he was told to stop at the 1st pub or else, thinking we'd get the last half hour.  But...the landlord drew the curtains & carried on serving so we carried on drinking & singing much to the bemusement of the locals , & to the misery of the driver.  The busses were running by the time we got back !!

 

Agree with Ronnie P......the loss of discipline was understandable & only came as a reaction to the refereeing injustices, & not the other way round.

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That sounds like the minibus I was in, with a driver who was a cocky twat driving down, refusing to stop anywhere when asked nicely. After the game he said he was driving straight back but the mood had changed completely & he was told to stop at the 1st pub or else, thinking we'd get the last half hour.  But...the landlord drew the curtains & carried on serving so we carried on drinking & singing much to the bemusement of the locals , & to the misery of the driver.  The busses were running by the time we got back !!

 

Agree with Ronnie P......the loss of discipline was understandable & only came as a reaction to the refereeing injustices, & not the other way round.

From Gardners Arms - I think

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