Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2020 7 minutes ago, Spider said: No barbers/hairdressers for 2 months. Going to be some wondrous barnets on show. How’s the beard coming along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 The buyer of my house has dropped his price by 5k on the very last minute cnut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 2 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: How’s the beard coming along? his flaxen haired beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Rudy’s Message said: How’s the beard coming along? Nicely. It’s a mixture of beautiful colours. Dark, brooding bristles mixed with noble north European flax, sprinkled with hints of silver. Gonna be a beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bwfcfan5 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Sturgeon announced that all non essential shops should close - as should any business that cannot guarantee social distancing or ideally let people work from home. Building sites shut too. That will be the message from Boris - not a total lockdown but probably a sensible step to really specifically hammer home what is required. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZiggyStardust Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, Sweep said: Mounts won't be happy! It'll be the wrong experts advising. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 12 minutes ago, Nobster said: It’s your last day of freedom for a while, Boris to announce lockdown from tonight. Where have you got that from can I ask? Or just a hunch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, mickbrown said: Nipper’s doing school work sent to her through Microsoft Teams Every 30 mins. Dad? Daaad? Daaaaaad? Reinforces why I fucked off teaching for a living Had you down as a natural teacher! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, boltondiver said: Had you down as a natural teacher! I would have changed schools or attended even less than I did anyway which would have been challenging! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 20 minutes ago, Spider said: No barbers/hairdressers for 2 months. Going to be some wondrous barnets on show. My Mrs is a hairdresser, loads of her customers been cancelling their appointments, looking likely she'll be claiming SSP by the end of the week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Lancet analysis just published - goes back to 15th March Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted March 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 23, 2020 21 minutes ago, Sweep said: I'll look like a mop, not had a hair cut for weeks already I'm growing my ponytail back, old skool! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 27 minutes ago, Spider said: No barbers/hairdressers for 2 months. Going to be some wondrous barnets on show. Mine is fucked already. Had it cut last time 6 weeks ago, was like Stig Tofting.....now I'm already like Stig of the Dump. In 2 months I'll favour Noddy fucking Holder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e2e4 Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 (edited) ::lol:: Contagion with Jude Law is on itv2 on thursday. think outbreak with dustin hoffman has been on recently too. saw an Andromeda Strain remake recently on tv too had sandra bullocks partner in Demolition Man who sings the tv advert jingles in it. and the kid from The Champ with jon voight. What the frigging hell are they doing ?? ::lol::. Edited March 23, 2020 by e2e4 typo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 23, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 23, 2020 23 minutes ago, Spider said: Nicely. It’s a mixture of beautiful colours. Dark, brooding bristles mixed with noble north European flax, sprinkled with hints of silver. Gonna be a beauty. Splendid stuff. At the moment I’m sporting a John Luther Style speckled stubble. Think I’ll then move on to the Apollo Creed Tash Then the Trevor McDonald silver pencil tash Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 hour ago, mickbrown said: Abso-fucking-lutely. Most folk would think it was sensible to drive slowly through built up areas, but some cunt will want to drive at 80mph. Hence we have speed limits. Pull the trigger Boris, as a nation we're too fucking stupid to do it ourselves Speak for yourself. 😂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2020 21 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: Lancet analysis just published - goes back to 15th March People who write in the Lancet hate golf. FACT. It's bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 minute ago, Spider said: People who write in the Lancet hate golf. FACT. It's bollocks Francesco says stay at home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 38 minutes ago, Spider said: Nicely. It’s a mixture of beautiful colours. Dark, brooding bristles mixed with noble north European flax, sprinkled with hints of silver. Gonna be a beauty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 10 minutes ago, Mounts Kipper said: Speak for yourself. 😂 Aye, aye Lewis Hamilton Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Dunelm closing as of tonight, though the staff have just received texts telling them to still come in tomorrow, and clean the shelves etc. Selfish fucking twats on the Dunelm hierarchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Just now, Traf said: Spider looked like that already 😊 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 37 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Had you down as a natural teacher! I was fucking ace. Just bored me shitless. Only lasted 3 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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miamiwhite Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Check the date of this tweet out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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