Dimron Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 12 hours ago, Spider said: What time does the pandemic officially end on Monday? Something poetic about Javid getting the lurgy... Stands up and says the war is over and on the eve of his VC (Victory Covid) Day he catches a bullet 🙂 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Dimron said: Something poetic about Javid getting the lurgy... Stands up and says the war is over and on the eve of his VC (Victory Covid) Day he catches a bullet 🙂 I’m all for cracking on as best we can. I even think Boris is doing the right thing in lifting restrictions. And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment. CON (+17) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 30 minutes ago, Sweep said: I'm worried that you might explode when they put us back in lockdown again in September 🤣 Nah, It's so obvious we're going back into lockdown in the autumn / winter. There's no chance we're not. But this data is out there, from the government, for people to see. Fear porn from the media about variants that get less deadly as they mutate. Crack on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 20 minutes ago, Zico said: 54k cases That should start to increase this week Nowt really changes for me tomorrow other than being able to go to the sauna And am at a beer festival next weekend So if I'm going to get it then it's due soon Twitter reckons the plan is to flood the hospitals again to demonstrate the NHS isn't fit for purpose so they can privatise it Tomorrow has rings of science fiction pre-apocalypse hedonism... bit like where the 4 minute siren goes off and you neck that bottle of vodka and shag the nearest creature... we know its coming and can do sod all about it so just carry on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 minute ago, Spider said: I’m all for cracking on as best we can. I even think Boris is doing the right thing in lifting restrictions. And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment. CON (+17) Yep. My lad has to isolate because his teacher tested positive at 2pm on Friday. An hour from it not being an issue. He obviously can't go to school next week but after reading that this morning I'm sending him out licking door handles and spitting at pensioners first thing Monday morning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 5 minutes ago, Spider said: And then he simply reverts to type and takes a massive shit on 100,000’s of people who are self isolating. He’s loathsome, shite at his job and an embarrassment. CON (+17) Having his cake and eating it... the rules are for the oiks not those pre-destined to govern Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 The Boris shaggers will love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 17 minutes ago, Spider said: The Boris shaggers will love it. How long can they maintain the lie that this government is fit for purpose? I often joke that in my working day I have to defend the indefensible but this lot are well above my league... they're in the outer stratosphere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted July 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 Load of pandemic experts on here. Fuckin special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Government U turn. The shithouses are now isolating. It's fucking laughable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 54 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Load of pandemic experts on here. Fuckin special. More than we have in Downing Street, it would seem… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted July 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 Apparently the trials only open to Government employees.. Knew they were doing something in NHS with daily tests Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 The quickest ever turn around once they've realised how their decision could be interpreted. Which was for me that they are elitist bum boys and can do what they want and fuck the plebs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted July 18, 2021 Author Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 I can’t believe they’ve melted and made such a rapid u turn, the spineless fuckers. Boooo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emus wig Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Carrie must have told him it’s not a good look when everyone else gets pinged they isolate he won’t have come up with it by himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 Set of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 3 hours ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Load of pandemic experts on here. Fuckin special. Nothing about being a pandemic expert... just an expert on recognising bullshit. Early on B'astard Johnson missed Cobra meetings as he was writing an autobiography on Shakespeare, it obviously rubbed off on him as he has turned his government into a Shakespearean comedy. You gotta laugh.. if you didn't you'd cry. They seem to operate on 3 levels, shit. absolutely shit to mind blowingly shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted July 18, 2021 Members Share Posted July 18, 2021 Country is ran by some of the most incompetent insufferable bumbling hypocritical morons you are ever likely to find on allahs green earth and what is even more laughable is there is no credible opposition anywhere close to the capital Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 18, 2021 Moderators Share Posted July 18, 2021 Whilst they've chosen not to take part in the pilot I can confirm if pinged before August 16th I'll test every day rather than isolate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted July 18, 2021 Site Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Rudy said: Country is ran by some of the most incompetent insufferable bumbling hypocritical morons you are ever likely to find on allahs green earth and what is even more laughable is there is no credible opposition anywhere close to the capital This - very much this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 7 hours ago, Spider said: I can’t believe they’ve melted and made such a rapid u turn, the spineless fuckers. Boooo Damned if they do, damned if they don’t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted July 19, 2021 Moderators Share Posted July 19, 2021 So what time does the pandemic end today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 1 minute ago, Zico said: So what time does the pandemic end today? I walked into our village shop today without a mask, and he promptly told me I'd have to put on a mask if I wanted serving, which I was happy enough to do, but no doubt some folk will decide to complain about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ani Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 17 hours ago, Burndens Bogs said: Damned if they do, damned if they don’t. They did have the option of just isolating in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jol_BWFC Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 24 minutes ago, Ani said: They did have the option of just isolating in the first place. Not that anybody else has an “option” to isolate or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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