green genie Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Rats with wings Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said: I'm not falling for that pineapple jizz tactic, I bet foodies would just say they were "gamey". What if you feed burgers to swans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 8 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Strange you say that, I wrote a screenplay and wanted Thora Hird's ghost to star in it, it was called 'I ate a Jaffa Cake I found under my computer desk'. If you ever wrote anything, I’d imagine it would be ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’ Authors name Bach. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Breightmet Boy Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 we've got a couple of Canadian geese at work in the pond and another couple tried to share the pond and it kicked off big time. After showing their wingspan they was into each other at speed, squawking really load and the other two did one. I reckon 6 of them would take a bloke out the way they fought Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 The thread should read "How many WWs could a Seagull Twat?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, green genie said: Rats with wings FUCK. ING. HELL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 My windmilling technique, which I perfected between 82-92 seasons, would account for at least 200 seagulls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 54 minutes ago, BobyBrno said: If you ever wrote anything, I’d imagine it would be ‘Jonathan Livingston Seagull’ Authors name Bach. Coincidence? I've wrote more pieces than you've had hot dinners, bach is Welsh for 'love' as in 'sorry, love'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobyBrno Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've wrote more pieces than you've had hot dinners, bach is Welsh for 'love' as in 'sorry, love'. 😊 it was actually a kind of complement. It’s one of my favourite books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Francis Fogarty said: If one lured you down a side street on the pretext of you being on your own, and a load of them popped up from a skip I reckon you'd have your hands full. Your tie would be all over one side and your hair all messed up, probably with a scratch one one cheek. Like Tippi Hedren and that bloke out of 'The Birds'. You mean if I was lured down a side street on the promise of a one on one - man vs bird like God intended? Absolute scumbags these gulls! The second paragraph assumes I have hair to mess up? Unless you mean my pyobs? 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2022 Hard as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 13, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 Seen on the security fence at BAE (Submarines) Barrow. Don’t say you weren’t warned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 13, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 minutes ago, Rudy said: Hard as fuck Want some do you ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2022 6 minutes ago, Francis Fogarty said: Want some do you ? I’d punch his beak off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 13, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 13, 2022 I want to change my answer to 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter FrancisFogarty Posted April 13, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've wrote written more pieces than you've had hot dinners, bach is Welsh for 'love' as in 'sorry, love'. EFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted April 13, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 I’m a drinker, not a fighter - I’d get em bladdered Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, Rudy said: I want to change my answer to 4 I put a vid on my twitter last year of Seagull ripping apart a pigeon that it had intercepted mid air like a hawk. It smashed the poor fucker then ate it alive. All at 6am in town with only me and some crack head street sweeper to share the experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 Stay away from S Walney at breeding season, the cunts will attack you from everywhere and peck your fucking head off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 hours ago, Breightmet Boy said: we've got a couple of Canadian geese at work in the pond and another couple tried to share the pond and it kicked off big time. After showing their wingspan they was into each other at speed, squawking really load and the other two did one. I reckon 6 of them would take a bloke out the way they fought Went for a walk down a canal with the family in deepest darkest Yorkshire earlier this morning. 2 Canadian geese swam right over the canal and launched themselves up and onto the canal path. I'm thinking 'this ain't ending well'. 5 year old yoof proper shits it and hides behind her mum screaming. Mrs thinks it's all a game and they're in for a bit of bread that we ain't got. We ended up getting on our toes before more of them appeared and we got done over. On the way back I consoled the 5 year that she'll learn in time about these nowty fuckers and told the Mrs to know remember her history. I've never read it but I reckon that's a chapter right out of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 4 hours ago, Rudy said: What if you feed burgers to swans? They are full of fat so will help them float better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 15 hours ago, leigh white said: Stay away from S Walney at breeding season, the cunts will attack you from everywhere and peck your fucking head off. I used to work for a company in Great Yarmouth, and the fuckers used to nest on the top of our building - when the eggs hatched, the parents would get very protective and dive bomb you on your way to the car. Evil fuckers they are Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted April 14, 2022 Author Members Share Posted April 14, 2022 11 minutes ago, Sweep said: I used to work for a company in Great Yarmouth, and the fuckers used to nest on the top of our building - when the eggs hatched, the parents would get very protective and dive bomb you on your way to the car. Evil fuckers they are Japanese seagulls? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted April 14, 2022 Share Posted April 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Rudy said: Japanese seagulls? Wouldn't they be dead? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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