Mullets

[Marc505]

They're back in, aren't they.

[Winchester White]

4 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

They're back in, aren't they.

Last year they made a bit of comeback, my eldest had one and it looked fucking awful.

Surely Bolton isn't 12 months behind the rest of the country? 🤔😬

[Zico]

5 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

They're back in, aren't they.

Notts County captain caught your eye?

[bolton_blondie]

Was at the cricket club the other week and saw two young kids sporting mullets. They also had crocs on. Looked a right pair of dickheads. 

[Marc505]

1 minute ago, Winchester White said:

Surely Bolton isn't 12 months behind the rest of the country? 🤔😬

Don't give them that much credit

 

1 minute ago, Zico said:

Notts County captain caught your eye?

Yes! I saw a few at Doncaster away and just thought ahh Yorkshire, but thinking about it I've seen one or two others out and about too.

Jester hats and Eclipse gear will be back in next 

[Spider]

The Aussies have been at it for a few years.

Mind you, they probably never stopped.

Either way, I’ve noticed a few lads growing moustaches too, which is elite noncery

[boogs]

29 minutes ago, Spider said:

The Aussies have been at it for a few years.

Mind you, they probably never stopped.

Either way, I’ve noticed a few lads growing moustaches too, which is elite noncery

Fella I have too deal with at a customers at work has grown one recently. Guy in his early 30's. He waxes and twists it at the ends, I really really struggle to take him serious at meetings. 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, boogs said:

Fella I have too deal with at a customers at work has grown one recently. Guy in his early 30's. He waxes and twists it at the ends, I really really struggle to take him serious at meetings. 

Keep an eye on him and don’t let him near youngsters

[Not in Crawley]

They've been back for bloody ages, shags are back in as are buzz cuts - dyed ideally.

Happy to say the Bro Flow is one of the trends for this year, just had mine done. Easy, good if you have wavey hair and just needs some dry powered product to keep it in place.

[Biggish Dave]

They never went out in USA, there’s some cracking examples over there

[ErnestTurnip]

Had to google what a bro flow was and the very first link contained the following:

"try to create the look with the aid of some sea salt spray or texturizer"

Quickly clicked off the page and bemoaned not using a VPN for that search.

[little whitt]

9 hours ago, Marc505 said:

They're back in, aren't they.

Ive got one 

[Underpants]

Back in the day I had the best mullett this side of the Watford Gap. I loved it. Unfortunately I am unable to reproduce that sexy look.

[gonzo]

Noticed a few with taches as well.

This is what happens after lockdowns. 

[Marc505]

32 minutes ago, little whitt said:

Ive got one 

In a display cabinet?

[gonzo]

3 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

In a display cabinet?

His ball sack.

[Escobarp]

10 hours ago, Spider said:

The Aussies have been at it for a few years.

Mind you, they probably never stopped.

Either way, I’ve noticed a few lads growing moustaches too, which is elite noncery

Nobody can touch the aussies on mullets. They do them properly. Even more so than rednecks in the States 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

[Marc505]

33 minutes ago, gonzo said:

His ball sack.

Good lord

[tomski]

Nothing wrong with a good mullet. Cleaned up when it was my time.

Serious at the sides and party at the back. A hair cut for all occasions.

[Not in Crawley]

2 hours ago, ErnestTurnip said:

Had to google what a bro flow was and the very first link contained the following:

"try to create the look with the aid of some sea salt spray or texturizer"

Quickly clicked off the page and bemoaned not using a VPN for that search.

Embrace it! Longer are the front, mid length, textured into the neck, just touching the collar and pushed back.

Its heaven sent for middle-aged men, modern but when you are a little old for the mullet.

[Escobarp]

Good grief. Anyone listens to that advice please post pics when it’s grown in.  But post it in the mental health thread will cheer folk up immediately. 

[Not in Crawley]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Good grief. Anyone listens to that advice please post pics when it’s grown in.  But post it in the mental health thread will cheer folk up immediately. 

Esco, stick to cars.

Certainly steer clear of haircuts and shoes.

[bolty58]

1 hour ago, Escobarp said:

Nobody can touch the aussies on mullets. They do them properly. Even more so than rednecks in the States 

I mentioned this a couple of months back. Obviously appeals to a certain kind of Aussie. The unsophisticated, poorly educated type with little or no regard for his appearance.

Truly diabolical look which needs to be nipped in the bud. Violence against mullet wearers should be deemed self defence.

[Breightmet Boy]

I always had a dodgy mullet which looked even shitter because of a high hairline.  I had my picture taken with Sir Nat when we won the league 98 pts 100 goals season holding the cup at the town hall and everyone always says 'What the fucks that"