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Hancock calls briefing, says we've created world-saving vaccine... BBC: Will you apologise for not creating it sooner? ITV: Isn't it true that it contains dead kittens? C4: Why didn't you join an EU vaccination scheme? Sky: You said creating a vaccine would be difficult, do you now accept that you weren't telling the truth? Buzzfeed: 37 reasons why the UK is still a shit country Independent: Isn't it true that austerity stopped the vaccine being made sooner? Guardian: Vaccines are racist

Won't hear from Worthy10 for a while then

Correct TMGJ, Upstairs for thinking downstairs for dancing.

Favourite angel, jaclyn smith

Funnier still, a steward came rushing to report the dildo with a walkie-talkie:- “Er. We’ve had a pink object thrown...” It was a fair-old throw. Would’ve knocked me out for sure. Almost made a dent in the back of the advertising boards as it bounced off. Not forgetting relegating Leeds either. They didn’t half turn on Viduka when he got sent off. Karma for making a racket during Eddie Hopkinson’s minutes silence. Absolute lowlife.

Argh, the lake scene with the pastor and the baby.... Anyway, just finished series 2. You were right.

similar to where i'm at (minus hip hop) years of thai boxing and running has shot my legs, hoping the bike will take most of the strain now can't wait for the golf courses to reopen

I went to Pisa about ten years ago when traveling around Italy, found a reference to Wanderers in a local bar

😂😂👍🏼👍🏼

Have a look at these Mounts few exercises to strengthen your hip muscles before your Op

😂 You owd folk just do it in your pants anyway!!

Positives.. NHS hasn't collapsed There are spare beds on wards and ICU's. Social distancing appears to be working on the whole. People are getting better at following instructions Fuel Prices are low The Governments plans are working albeit with some hiccups and mistakes along the way. We have a new leader of the opposition who might actually do something for his 150k a year I'm getting a shed delivered next week so can hide away in there away from the missus The media are getting called out day after day for shite reporting The numbers dying seem to be on a slow decline, even though this is only a representation of hospital deaths and care homes are really struggling. Freeze factory are selling McDonald's chicken nuggets! Some positives for you.

Seen on there that @gonzo has gone into business with @Not in Crawley http://deviantanddandy.com

Whatsapp em me and ill see what i can do

Now over to our eccles correspondent

Mate of mine ordered from where radcliffe works. Next day delivery, bang on. He was very impressed.

Wanderersways : let's debate it for several hours then look at some pictures of tits

Air coming through a crack pipe is also most beneficial

Stop embarrassing yourself you old Labour Party fool. 😂

I do think that the fact they are doing nothing else and are likely to be pulled in will speed it up yes. I am only going off what i am witnessing in my work. You only need the right people round the table and this can be done when money is available and people are focussed on one thing. For example building the hospitals here hasn't taken long. No pandemic and doing those types of builds would take 18 months just to get the safety guy to look at it

Have you not seen the start of I Am Legend? Fuck that

I’ve put much much worse shit into my bloodstream than any vaccine. I AM IN

Btw if we develop a vaccine that works by September that the Govt has a commercial interest in we could kiss goodbye to recession as that will be worth £bns arround the world. Assuming all testing is accepted by others mean it is fit to use.

Related to this 'The Dell' on the border of G/L and Farnworth is a fucking disgrace at present due to cunts tipping. Cunts chucking shit like mattresses etc. are bad enough but they're at least easily shifted. UberCunts are the ones dumping bin bags of shit which then rip or degrade and spill tens/hundreds of pieces of shit everywhere. Cunts.

If we could guarantee the weather i would happily spend my holidays in North Wales/The Lakes/Cornwall every year.

Think it's via Twitter or Facebook. They have a 'phone number on FB. I'm in Preston so don't use them but I keep getting retweets from people that they've delivered to in Bolton area.

Good quote, I’ll remember that I don’t think the public are wanting instant numbers, they get it. The media need a cadaver to feast on

And every FA cup final we ever played in, fantastic! if there was a time machine I’d set those dates and be off in a flash.

Better Call Saul. Su. Perb.

Cover up. Worst kind of humans.

My wifes one if the 1.5m at risk. They've done everything practicable to make sure she is safe, offered food parcels, help lines etc, Had she caught it, she would be a statistic, a large chunk of the dead would have come from that 1.5 million shielded, by putting that in place its saved thousands of lives. Different view points depending on your perspective I suppose.

What about those folk that have never voted tory in their lives but are sick to death of politically motivated clowns? Or does that not fit your storyline? Guessing not

I was there with my grandad. He’d seen the lot. Was at Wembley 23, 26, 29, 53 and 58 at the disaster in 46 and he’s stood there arms spread wide screaming ‘goooallll’ like a mad Italian commentator. One of my best memories of the Wanderers.

Away and take your face for a shite you miserable fucking rodent

But is it not because it’s a positive and they aren’t interested in anything that’s remotely positive? Genuinely how I see it. Is it just me that sees it this way?

Correct. Its tiresome to listen to all these theories of when they can start playing again, no chance in the short/medium term. And once we get to Nov/Dec, 'flu/virus season is back again. Who's going to risk giving the green light to mass sporting gatherings at the worst time of year to do it? I'm realistically looking at March, and either way its not happening till a vaccine is widely available.

Because Elmander was replaced with Ngog

Oh aye, fence posts, pool cues the works.

Yeah it’s pretty standard equipment now. You can track everything with the right bit of kit. On a match day my job is analysis from the stands. I’ll track all players, check their sprints, movements, distance, Ive got software that’ll tell me where space is and isn’t being used. My partner is down on the bench and he’ll feed it back to the staff and players. I’ll get sent requests to look at certain plays and passages of play and be asked for my input. Then subs are made and tactics are changed. Ive spent the last 6 months using new software that analyses the opposition. So say for example I’ll be able to look at an opposition Right back I can track his movements. Speed and positioning I can see his patterns of where he moves depending on how the game is going, every player on the opposition will be tracked with hundreds of cameras. I’ll have two monitors in front of me and I can track everyone on the pitch and feed it back within seconds. It’s a similar software that teams in the NFL has just started to use, in particular the Kansas City Chiefs who coincidentally won this years Super Bowl. It’s an absolute game changer and City own and develop the software. When I presented it to the powers that be they were absolutely giddy and why I got got picked up by St George’s Park.

T'lads reet. Sitters need to get them glutes firmed up a bit then they don't have to be sat spreadeagled like on a gynaecologists chair to get at their clackervalves. Obsessive cleaner me and a lifetime stander upperer (once I could walk of course).