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I must be a fat feck because I've never heard of such a thing.

I’d feel more comfortable if you called me by my customer number. Can I call you Neil Shart? Are you saying that my recent gymnastics lessons have gone to waste? My record is 6.5 forward rolls, but due to the weather I’ve been practising on astroturf rather than real grass. I’ve also just bulk bought 300 smoke bombs from China. They are stuck in a container at Folkestone with some stock belonging to @Sweep. Should I refuse to take delivery when Mr Bezos hand delivers them? KRs MJ Ps, would you like to borrow some of my punctuation??!.,;

Team Khan 🥊🥊

Mr undies thank you for your esteemed view. When I give a flying fuck of your opinion I will be sure to act upon it best wishes Neil Hart CEO

Neil, fuck off! Fake accounts were slightly amusing once. Now they are as entertaining as beer and food pictures shared on FB. Regards, Undies (Goal Cam Vandal).

Thank you for bringing this to my attention it reinforces my belief that we do have some highly challenged individuals within our support. But as an inclusive club we shall try and ensure that suitable care is given also in this particular case I will offer to subside 10p so the customer can ring the ticket office up to resolve. I suspect it took more time to set up this thread and post than that would have taken Best wishes Neil hart CEO

"left safe under tree"

He'll help you book a holiday as well afterwards

You were probably expecting prawn sandwiches.

Traf will sort you out

Yes, me too. It’s all a bit like this cross-contamination bollocks where someone said don’t chop bread where you previously chopped raw meat. Don’t put raw meat on the same fridge shelf as cooked meats or salads (yet the fridge manufacturers put a salad shelf below the raw meat shelf!) All this didn’t kill me when the bread board was the raw meat board before someone decided it was dangerous.

Eddie Hearn is brilliant by the way and fucking ace for boxing, especially on these shores.

Cheers. All sorted now. That's a proper scorcher mate. Enjoy.

Leftovers? What a load of fucking tarts, get the lot gone in one sitting The absolute dogs this gaff

Mr redcliffe Maybe some proactive ideas from your attendance at Old trafford would assist matters as we try and move with the times KR neil hart CEO

on way work one morning back of one of the lads car 4 of us Hung Over one lad finds a kabab other lad who's car it was Said its been there a couple of days he sets about it like a Starving Africa Child

Heat it all up, rice, the lot. Never been ill off it.

Spider, who learned to make custard once, in an afternoon class, likes this ^. Chefs have microwaves at home - they heat up micro-chips and Stagg Chilli FACT. They also eat Pot Noodles and Rustler burgers. They're also dope-shooters. And most chefs have come home, drunk, and made chips, but fell asleep on the couch watching a French film on Channel 4, and set fire to the kitchen.

Masi replaced as RD off you fuck.

I had similar this morning. Easiest thing to do is ring the ticket office on 01204 328888 and have all the membership numbers at hand. You'll probably find that whilst they are members they aren't actually members. It's a farce. Anyway, the woman I spoke to was very helpful and it was all sorted in a couple of minutes.

I had no issues ordering tickets online. Neil IN

Get some Russian POW to build it next year.

A caravan site doesn't count as your 'land' nor does a park when you 'travel' in the summer, leaving gas bottles and binbags of turds behind.

I'd love to get rid of some of the wooden fences, but have you seen how much it costs to dry stone wall round nearly 7 acres of land, it's fucking fortune

The more i go to the match the more i realise i must not understand it. I have always liked Williams as he makes himself available for the ball. Admittedly he was poor the other night but on the whole i think we are better with him than without. I reckon @DazBob's cricket gears been messed with by MJ similar to @Horwich's with Thomasson.

There’s a panel in next doors garden mate. I’ll throw it up in the air later keep an eye out for it

But claimed he was in the Pizza Hut in dear old Woking town

amazing isnt it? the whole 360 perspective of NYC is impressive enough

Great post, sums up where we’re at perfectly.

I know kings and queens, lords and ladies. I was a scrapper, a fighter, the brightest in my scoundrel ring. I knew metal, and I fought hard. Not an inch was given and I'm still down to earth and in touch with the gods. If you give me 15, I'll tell you about it. Repeatedly.

Let them adapt to us, not the other way around - that’s all parky ever did. need to always start celine and play one of the big lads up top with him - superb finish. thought Iceland air did ok to. organisation at the back is dreadful. Standing just behind, couldn’t hear santos organising at all. bar the first 20, overall I thought we did ok, but can’t give 3 goal start. missed Morley. 2 bad trips there now and 2 tough journeys. Not sure I will be rushing back. hopefully, we all take some perspective on the season now, stay down and build again for a big push next season.

Pffft. We don't need carpets in horwich. We have underfloor heated solid gold flooring. Paid for in the tears of brow beaten great lever perma-thread-derailing nonsensical pisscans 😉

That's so apologetic and naive to be laughable. I've been to hundreds of parties, red carpet dos. He knew. We all know he knew. The daft drunk twat should show us the last vestiges of unaccountable privilege. The fact the people are making up excuses on a fucking Bolton forum...blimey.

Bolton Carpets on Deane Road. Ask for Abi . She will sort it out .

said it before say it again when they are Buryed in 100 years if some one digs them up They will say here are the BONES of a MAN or WOMAN not it or fucking them