Sermon Corner

[SirPrancelot]

So the LORD God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. 
Genesis 3:14

[globaldiver]

20 minutes ago, SirPrancelot said:

So the LORD God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the way to Wembley.
Genesis 3:14

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[Cheese]

Allahu Akbar.

[globaldiver]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Allahu Akbar.

Quite

[kent_white]

The weak shall inherit the girth

[gonzo]

All Relgion is made up bollocks and the root cause of war and division across the globe for centuries.

No god exists, theres no spirit being and when you die thats it, its over. Gone, caputt.

Gonzo 19:58

[C86]

I thought it said semen corner. 

[SirPrancelot]

6 minutes ago, C86 said:

I thought it said semen corner. 

Sacrilege 

[little whitt]

And ye Shell Know The Truth and The Truth Shell Make You Free 

[RONNIE PHILLIPS]

Blessed are the Greeks. 

[ErnestTurnip]

 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

12 minutes ago, little whitt said:

And ye Shell Know The Truth and The Truth Shell Make You Free 

Liar, liar. 

[Spider]

5 hours ago, SirPrancelot said:

So the LORD God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. 
Genesis 3:14

This is exactly how Miami used to snare people into his share trading…..

 

[Winchester White]

5 hours ago, SirPrancelot said:

So the LORD God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. 
Genesis 3:14

I am fairly sure Phil Collins never sang that.

[RoadRunnerFan]

Anyone reading the original post back to themselves in the style of Jules Winfield from Pulp Fiction? 

[DirtySanchez]

1 hour ago, Winchester White said:

I am fairly sure Phil Collins never sang that.

He did much worse 

[globaldiver]

17 minutes ago, DirtySanchez said:

He did much worse 

He certainly did!

[Alf Hartigan]

1 hour ago, RoadRunnerFan said:

Anyone reading the original post back to themselves in the style of Jules Winfield from Pulp Fiction? 

Did exactly that.

[Winchester White]

2 hours ago, DirtySanchez said:

He did much worse 

 

[SatanGreavsie]

Luke 11:31
The Queen of the South will rise at the judgment 

Obviously saying they will eventually rival the Old Firm

 

Genesis 23:11
 Bury your dead.

Well quite; they are

 

Jeremiah 50:25
The Lord has opened his arsenal and brought out the weapons of his wrath

PL prediction for this year?

 

Acts 20:29
I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.

Sound advice to someone lingering too late in a Wolverhampton boozer after we've just stuffed them
 

[gonzo]

[Spider]

Still barking mad 😂

[stevieb]

Bible accas... 

I like it. 

[MickyD]

1 hour ago, SatanGreavsie said:

Luke 11:31
The Queen of the South will rise at the judgment 

Obviously saying they will eventually rival the Old Firm

 

Genesis 23:11
 Bury your dead.

Well quite; they are

 

Jeremiah 50:25
The Lord has opened his arsenal and brought out the weapons of his wrath

PL prediction for this year?

 

Acts 20:29
I know that after I leave, savage wolves will come in among you and will not spare the flock.

Sound advice to someone lingering too late in a Wolverhampton boozer after we've just stuffed them
 

You forgot And on the sixth day, the Lord created Bolton. 

[bolty58]

11 hours ago, SirPrancelot said:

So the LORD God said to the serpent, 'Because you have done this, 'Cursed are you above all livestock and all wild animals! You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. 
Genesis 3:14

Gobshite alert.