Marc505 Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 They've never heard of potato cakes either Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 They speak even odder than up here. I was told to stop blorting last night by someone who lives there. How the fuck is crying blorting? Oh and Brussels sprouts are colly nobs. Weirdos. It's a good night out though so they may be forgiven. Quote
MancWanderer Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) Can anyone corroborate this, is a barm a muffin in Oldham? Go! All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins Fucking yonner retards Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact Edited January 1, 2016 by MancWanderer Quote
MancWanderer Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Nice little bar that This. Few good boozers in the city centre but too far away. Cracking idea from County Quote
Guest Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 (edited) All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins Fucking yonner retards Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact But would you ever have asked for a chip flour cake? Edited January 1, 2016 by boltondiver Quote
Kill Cricket Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 All the chippies on this East side of Manchester sell chip muffins. The bakeries sell muffins Fucking yonner retards Mollie Benthams sold Flour Cakes when I was growing up. That's what they are. Not barms, cobs, rolls or owt else. Fact Muffins?Muffins are cakes. Chocolate muffin. Blueberry muffin. Whatever. Why would anyone put chips on a cake? Other than a barm cake. Although - a Victoria sponge, but, instead of cream/jam in the middle, you could put chips. Maybe with cheese. And some chilli sauce. That'd work. Ok - that's my new restaurant sorted. Quote
Matt Lofthouse Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Don't even get me started on the Blackburn retards: 'Bacon teacake' Quote
chief wiggum Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Don't even get me started on the Blackburn retards: 'Bacon teacake' Teacakes in certain parts of South Yorkshire too Quote
MancWanderer Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 Teacake is a bun with fruit in it Muffin is a bun with fruit in it Fuck's sake. What's wrong with people? Neither go with bacon, chips or anything savoury Quote
no balls Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 They know full well what a barm is in east Lancashire so I have no idea why they still insist on using tea cake. Anyway, Nottingham, cob. Quote
Leyther_Matt Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 I don't want to live in a world when WWays isn't a barm stronghold. Quote
bolton va va Posted January 1, 2016 Posted January 1, 2016 In Newcastle it's a stottie. Defo a barm in Bolton. Quote
Casino Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Always a flour cake when I were a lad. indeed and the same thing was a muffin in bury and oven bottoms were just oven bottoms Quote
ianovit Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Probably showing my age but it was Flour cake when I was a lad but I suspect half the girls in Mollie Benthams (Hunters) wouldnt have a clue if you asked for a Flour cake these days. Quote
frank_spencer Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 The faggot batch is a common order in a coventry chippy. Quote
bolton va va Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Has anyone ever ordered a chip flour cake in a Bolton chip shop ? I think not,... because it's a chip barm. ( folds arms & nods head smugly ) Quote
Gravel rash Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 The faggot batch is a common order in a coventry chippy.Was Once in Coventry working, went in to a chippy and asked for pie and chips wi gravy on. Serving wench asked me to repeat my order three times, finally she asked "Yow mien faggit grievee?" (Do you mean faggot gravy?) Is it brown and wet? I asked. I was very hungry by this point. She sort of gawped at me, nodding and shaking her head at the same time. That'll do fer me love. Quote
MancWanderer Posted January 2, 2016 Posted January 2, 2016 Has anyone ever ordered a chip flour cake in a Bolton chip shop ? I think not,... because it's a chip barm. ( folds arms & nods head smugly ) The Chinese in Astley Bridge used to do them named as a chip flour cake. It was over 30 years ago mind, probably nearer 35, however, I shall survey the scene just as smugly from the high ground ???? Quote
Tonge moor green jacket Posted January 6, 2016 Posted January 6, 2016 Once called in a chippy in Nottingham and asked for a steak pudding, chips, peas and gravy. Never forget the look on their faces. Finished up with a steak pie instead Quote
leigh white Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 Will be digging out my old" Coal Not Dole" badges for our game with the scab cunts. Quote
Anderson Posted January 8, 2016 Posted January 8, 2016 In plus 5 for this one, train over in the morning, stroll through the city, blag it in to Hooters hopefully, find an away pub and watch us get dicked. Should be a good day out! Where's the likely place to meet a few like minded fools? Quote
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