Guest Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Tesco Horwich almost out of beer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 20, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, boltondiver said: Tesco Horwich almost out of beer It’s not the time for sick jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, Mr Grey said: And i will 2nd that Where do I sign the petition 👍🏼 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted March 20, 2020 Author Members Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: And i will 2nd that We know why you don’t like them 😁 3rd that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said: It’s not the time for sick jokes #essentials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peelyfeet Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Crtical sectors as identified by the department of education last night as below; Schools are only going to continue care for vulnerable children and those whose parents are critical to the covid19 response and cannot be cared for safely at home. Health and social care workers, including volunteers, social workers, and those working in the supply chain of medical goods Teaching and Nursery staff Justice system workers Religious staff, charity workers delivering key frontline services Those responsible for the management of the deceased Journalists and broadcatsers providing public service broadcasting Local and National Government administrative occupations essential to the effective delivery of the Covid19 response or delivering essential public services such as benefits Food production, processing, distribution, sale and delivery workers. Necessary goods production, processing, distribution sale and delivery workers (eg hygenic and veterinary medicne goods) Police and support staff MOD civilian, contractor and armed forces National crime agency staff Border security, prison, probation staff Transport workers including those who keep the air, water, road and rail passenger and freight systems operating Utilities, communication and financial services staff, including workers in banks, building societies, finance markets, oil, gas, water sectors, IT, data infrastructure, civil nuclear, chemicals, telecommunications (network, field engineering, call centre staff) Postal workers, Payments providers Waste disposal 999 and 111 staff Who's missing - large elements of Building trade, Hospitality, Sports, Fashion/Beauty, Entertainment, Manufacturing/Processing/Distribution/retail of non essential goods, Advertising/PR, Gambling Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 Depending on interpretation, that covers 99% of jobs I reckon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Grey areas indeed will you have to prove to schools what work you do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 I’m good with chemicals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, peelyfeet said: Crtical sectors as identified by the department of education last night as below; Schools are only going to continue care for vulnerable children and those whose parents are critical to the covid19 response and cannot be cared for safely at home. Health and social care workers, including volunteers, social workers, and those working in the supply chain of medical goods Teaching and Nursery staff Justice system workers Religious staff, charity workers delivering key frontline services Those responsible for the management of the deceased Journalists and broadcatsers providing public service broadcasting Local and National Government administrative occupations essential to the effective delivery of the Covid19 response or delivering essential public services such as benefits Food production, processing, distribution, sale and delivery workers. Necessary goods production, processing, distribution sale and delivery workers (eg hygenic and veterinary medicne goods) Police and support staff MOD civilian, contractor and armed forces National crime agency staff Border security, prison, probation staff Transport workers including those who keep the air, water, road and rail passenger and freight systems operating Utilities, communication and financial services staff, including workers in banks, building societies, finance markets, oil, gas, water sectors, IT, data infrastructure, civil nuclear, chemicals, telecommunications (network, field engineering, call centre staff) Postal workers, Payments providers Waste disposal 999 and 111 staff Who's missing - large elements of Building trade, Hospitality, Sports, Fashion/Beauty, Entertainment, Manufacturing/Processing/Distribution/retail of non essential goods, Advertising/PR, Gambling At wife’s primary school they’ve asked parents who’s in the key workers sector they’ve 80 kids out of 400. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Lidl in Farnworth has plenty of milk if anyone struggling. Prepare to queue, and watch the fireworks. 2m my arse at the checkouts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 5 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Im just pretending at the moment, looking at a blank screen and pretend tapping my keyboard, and waiting for updates from the DFE regarding how we move forward with this years exam results. From next week im in work on a voluntary rota, College will open Tue, Wed and Thu, they just want key staff in to keep the place ticking over and making it accessible for vulnerable Students, those who have proper shit home lifes and going to School or College is a release and a safe place. Will probably work 1 or 2 days a week, im happy to do it as long as i remain intact. How many toilets are there in your college?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter fatolive Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, kent_white said: On a weird note. If the country ever needed to something to bring us back together after Brexit - it's this virus! In every crisis is an opportunity! On an even weirder note, if Boris ever needed something to back track on Brexit , it’s this virus ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 20, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 hour ago, kent_white said: On a weird note. If the country ever needed to something to bring us back together after Brexit - it's this virus! In every crisis is an opportunity! everyone is being nice to each other I randomly chatted to some women last night walking my dog, turns out she lives 3 doors down went to the shop earlier, everyone waving at each other across the road as they walk on by - it's all bit odd, but good to see the only cuntish behavior I've heard of was in our local morrisons, some old dear was leaning in to get the last two packs of bog roll, and some scroate dived in and swiped them - the held them up to her face and went " boooom", and carried on his shop as normal Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 2 minutes ago, ZicoKelly said: everyone is being nice to each other I randomly chatted to some women last night walking my dog, turns out she lives 3 doors down went to the shop earlier, everyone waving at each other across the road as they walk on by - it's all bit odd, but good to see the only cuntish behavior I've heard of was in our local morrisons, some old dear was leaning in to get the last two packs of bog roll, and some scroate dived in and swiped them - the held them up to her face and went " boooom", and carried on his shop as normal Somebody should have leathered him. And. Whoever is telling that story and hasn’t leathered them should also get their cunt kicked in too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted March 20, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 20, 2020 Saw some bloke excitedly shoving the last 3 packs of 4 bog rolls into his basket in my local Co-op last night. Called him a knobhead and he looked sheepish, but carried on anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Question - what are the rates of infuflenza and influenza related deaths in china and Italy in any normal year? and could their death rates be high because they aren’t used to getting flu? (Question raised by a mental pub cleaner at the galleon pub in Blackpool) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 7 minutes ago, Cheese said: Saw some bloke excitedly shoving the last 3 packs of 4 bog rolls into his basket in my local Co-op last night. Called him a knobhead and he looked sheepish, but carried on anyway. It’s going to cause full on scrapping soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, radcliffewhite1 said: It’s going to cause full on scrapping soon Wait till the looting starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 29 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: Im just pretending at the moment, looking at a blank screen and pretend tapping my keyboard, and waiting for updates from the DFE regarding how we move forward with this years exam results. From next week im in work on a voluntary rota, College will open Tue, Wed and Thu, they just want key staff in to keep the place ticking over and making it accessible for vulnerable Students, those who have proper shit home lifes and going to School or College is a release and a safe place. Will probably work 1 or 2 days a week, im happy to do it as long as i remain intact. But goes back to my question regarding schools how do they police who’s parents are key workers and not most could tip up yeah in a key worker off you pop Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Wait till the looting starts. I’ve my eye on a few bits at John Lewis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 (edited) Highest rates in Europe normally ('flu deaths, Italy) - even counting yer Kosovos and Albanias etc. Source: bloke in the pub Speaking of which... The news that ale stocks are running low is really sobering news. In fact this development has led me to think the pollen count is high today, or this house needs a good dusting. Very concerning and worrying to me. They didn't even ration beer in World War II (some WWII lads on the piss, pictured below). https://warontherocks.com/2015/06/a-farewell-to-sobriety-part-two-drinking-during-world-war-ii/ As a related aside, in Astley Bridge Asda at 9pm Wednesday - the booze aisles had been ravaged, ale especially - no Guinness, Becks, Heineken etc. but, sticking out like a sore thumb, an untouched stack of crates of Carling, even terminal zombies retain a modicum of taste it seems. Edited March 20, 2020 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 Yet most of the local breweries are doing free home delivery or pickup, fancy that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: 7 buildings on an enclosed Campus, = 5 floor, 4 floor, 2 x 3 floor, 2 floor and a 2 x single floors with toilets on every level for Students and Staff. I will bring the van you collect the loo rolls. Next year we will be millionaires Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 20, 2020 Share Posted March 20, 2020 3 minutes ago, Mr Grey said: 7 buildings on an enclosed Campus, = 5 floor, 4 floor, 2 x 3 floor, 2 floor and a 2 x single floors with toilets on every level for Students and Staff. Number 1 janitor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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