Coronavirus

[mickbrown]

6 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

But genuinely first home game let’s get a pint 🍺. My round 

You're on. And then it's my round

[Spider]

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

You're on. And then it's my round

Mick and Esco up a tree

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[Escobarp]

3 minutes ago, mickbrown said:

You're on. And then it's my round

Sounds like a plan then 

And you better Believe I will be holding you to it too. 🍺
 

 

[Escobarp]

Just now, Spider said:

Mick and Esco up a tree

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Your invited too sweet cheeks don’t worry. If your still alive that is you alcoholic cunt 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, Escobarp said:

Your invited too sweet cheeks don’t worry. If your still alive that is you alcoholic cunt 

Doubt it.

I’m shaking like Donald Trumps lawyer here

[Not in Crawley]

27 minutes ago, DazBob said:

Imagine how many one night stands there are going to be on that first night everyone's allowed out again.

I know a few folk who have already been having Tinder (and Grindr) hook ups - took about a week of lockdown.

[Morizio]

1 minute ago, Not in Crawley said:

I know a few folk who have already been having Tinder (and Grindr) hook ups - took about a week of lockdown.

Yep. Bitches are getting horny 

[DazBob]

How are folk who are having affairs getting on?

[Escobarp]

Just now, DazBob said:

How are folk who are having affairs getting on?

It’s a struggle

 

so I’m told 🙄

[Not in Crawley]

Just now, DazBob said:

How are folk who are having affairs getting on?

I’ve noticed loads of blokes in cars taking calls - I’m just assuming it’s all dirty calls to the bit on the side.

[jeep]

51 minutes ago, Ani said:

Hancocks best ever answer to Peston. 
 

‘No’

 

 

Tickled me!

[Youri McAnespie]

42 minutes ago, Rudy’s Message said:

Well played sir, but what about 

Thought I'd had an original thought for a few minutes - hadn't seen the late Mr. Merryfield on the other page...

Incidentally, when I do a big sneeze it sounds like the main refrain of 'Woo Hah!! (Got You All In Check)'.

[Escobarp]

Absolutely nail on head time this for me 👏🏼
 

https://mobile.twitter.com/KonstantinKisin/status/1254727533909757953

[ErnestTurnip]

Speaking of affairs and one night stands and bumming someone forwarded me this, either social distancing was being ignored or King Dong was involved. No details as to whether it was the "woman" watching, giving, or receiving though.

[RoadRunnerFan]

Edited April 27, 2020 by RoadRunnerFan

[Morizio]

26 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

I just nip out for Milk

and spray your cream in her face 

[Wanderlust]

On 26/04/2020 at 15:57, snowball said:

as someone who's read a number of your posts no way i would consider you balanced. Thought you were Labour spokesman tbh

There are more than two political options and just because I have serious evidence-backed concerns regarding the influence of Cummings on the Government doesn't mean I support Labour.

TBH no main party is floating my boat politically at the moment - it's become a propaganda and personality war rather than a grown up dialogue about policies

 

[Guest]

2 minutes ago, Hoppy510 said:

There are more than two political options and just because I have serious evidence-backed concerns regarding the influence of Cummings on the Government doesn't mean I support Labour.

TBH no main party is floating my boat politically at the moment - it's become a propaganda and personality war rather than a grown up dialogue about policies

 

Honestly, most of the time it doesn’t sound like it at this end

[Guest]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Yesterday on my walk down the canal towards Pennington Flash, spotted 2 lads smoking weed struggling to row a canoe down the canal.

Also 2 coppers on patrol (exactly, actually on foot, beggers belief), just strolled past and never said a fucking word to them, you could smell the weed, it was obvious they weren't trained canoeist, and not a fucking word, or am i being a bit harsh? Or are the Police to scared to confront a certain type of person, especially those who may provide some confrontation 🙄

 

I thought it had be legalised for own usage, or similar?

[ErnestTurnip]

Are two stoned lads in the middle of a canal in a canoe likely to cause some confrontation?

[Escobarp]

1 minute ago, Mr Grey said:

Theres change coming.

Greggs are beginning to re-open ✊

All the Chinese take aways near me opened again at weekend. All bar one was shut all now reopened. Economy must restart. But with the appropriate safety measures being critical for all our sakes 

[Winchester White]

8 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Yesterday on my walk down the canal towards Pennington Flash, spotted 2 lads smoking weed struggling to row a canoe down the canal.

Also 2 coppers on patrol (exactly, actually on foot, beggers belief), just strolled past and never said a fucking word to them, you could smell the weed, it was obvious they weren't trained canoeist, and not a fucking word, or am i being a bit harsh? Or are the Police to scared to confront a certain type of person, especially those who may provide some confrontation 🙄

 

Fairly sure the mither of trying and failing to get them to the bank and out of their canoes meant it wasn't worth the hassle.

[Zico]

9 minutes ago, Mr Grey said:

Yesterday on my walk down the canal towards Pennington Flash, spotted 2 lads smoking weed struggling to row a canoe down the canal.

Also 2 coppers on patrol (exactly, actually on foot, beggers belief), just strolled past and never said a fucking word to them, you could smell the weed, it was obvious they weren't trained canoeist, and not a fucking word, or am i being a bit harsh? Or are the Police to scared to confront a certain type of person, especially those who may provide some confrontation 🙄

 

Do you reckon they were smuggling?

Watched Stacey Dooley last night about cig and weed smugglers from north Africa to Spain via Gibraltar earlier

Sounds similar

[Winchester White]

1 minute ago, ZicoKelly said:

Do you reckon they were smuggling?

Watched Stacey Dooley last night about cig and weed smugglers from north Africa to Spain via Gibraltar earlier

Sounds similar

I watched that, twas a good programme spoiled a bit by Stacey Dooley as she is rather annoying. I still would obvs.

[Guest]

5 minutes ago, Escobarp said:

All the Chinese take aways near me opened again at weekend. All bar one was shut all now reopened. Economy must restart. But with the appropriate safety measures being critical for all our sakes 

Bat scraps are off, then?