conspiracy theories

[kent_white]

25 minutes ago, Tonge moor green jacket said:

Yep. Did wonder.

Perhaps an opportunity to get investing into greener technologies and allow them a foothold as the economy regrows.

Unfortunately, not sure how much the government and some private companies will have left in the coffers- and they may want to play a bit safe with tried and tested "stuff".

Either way - people might be conditioned to the types of lifestyle they'll need to start living if we hope to bring greenhouse gas emissions in any meaningful way. Hell of a way to get there mind!

[stevieb]

It was one of my first thoughts too. Let's see if a year of us all sat at home waiting for the boomer remover to pass has any impact on climate change. 

[Zico]

On 21/03/2020 at 00:04, kent_white said:

Has anybody else had the feeling that it's arrived just at the right time for climate change? 

Brexit, too

[ZiggyStardust]

5G

[e2e4]

Jon Voight's evil politician character in Enemy of the State (that will smith/gene hackman film about spying and stuff) birthday is September 11th . 

it came out in 1998 . 

[Smiley]

On 20/03/2020 at 22:30, Ani said:

China started it. They have a cure. 
 

Kill a few of their own. Spread it across the world by launching it at Chinese New Year. 
 

Cure their own. 
 

Stockmarket collapse. China buys into all these companies. One of which discovers the cure. 
 

Stockmarket recovers , conpany with cure worth billions. China owns 20% of companies across the world. 
 

We are all grateful to China. 

That’s a great summary of a much longer explanation I’ve seen. 
The reaction time to build those hospitals. It was almost like they knew a virus was on its way so had all the materials good to go. Wait - they did know a virus was coming - they released it! 
The doctor who alerted everyone to the initial cases. He was quietened. 

[Smiley]

Sorry! Just realised I read it from Gonzo’s link elsewhere. 

[gonzo]

My fault for putting in wrong bit mate 

[Escobarp]

So basically what i eluded to a few weeks ago and was ridiculed by some? Thought so 

[gonzo]

There’s not a chance on earth the chinks aren’t at least fiddling the figures. 

That video kicking about today has some proper dodgy tackle on it of what they’ve been up to.

[e2e4]

America or some other Five Eyes country would have to invent the cure in the 1860s for china to have enough time to correctly pirate a cure for it. 

just imagine how many fake blueprints for stuff is on "unsecured" NASA servers. 

half of their deaths are probably due to that rumour about fish tank cleaner curing it. its probably originally  from a word document on pfizers website.

[Marc505]

20 minutes ago, gonzo said:

There’s not a chance on earth the chinks aren’t at least fiddling the figures. 

That video kicking about today has some proper dodgy tackle on it of what they’ve been up to.

What videos this? I fancy a bit of intrigue

[Smiley]

2 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

What videos this? I fancy a bit of intrigue

With the huge trucks pumping stuff into the atmosphere. And apartments having doors welded shut. Etc. 
Narrated by some Aussie guy. 
I’ve received it 4-5 times. 

Edited March 25, 2020 by Smiley

[Marc505]

19 minutes ago, Smiley said:

With the huge trucks pumping stuff into the atmosphere. And apartments having doors welded shut. Etc. 
Narrated by some Aussie guy. 
I’ve received it 4-5 times. 

Not seen that. A ground version of chemtrails, interesting!

[Traf]

58 minutes ago, Marc505 said:

Not seen that. A ground version of chemtrails, interesting!

I'll send it to you, if you've not seen it.

 

[Zico]

I was happy to believe it all when i saw

After further sharing, it's believed the trucks are from Indonesia a few years ago, the dead body in the river is more likely north Korea 

And a mate suspects the reason that these videos can't be uploaded to Messenger is because they have been flagged as fake news by Facebook — legit videos but out of context

I didn't know they could do that

Anyway

I still shared the arse off it

[Zico]

11 hours ago, gonzo said:

There’s not a chance on earth the chinks aren’t at least fiddling the figures. 

But I agree with this

They had it first in November, did nowt till jan so there's no way Italy and Spain have had it worse, especially when you consider this

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/03/22/world/coronavirus-spread.html?smid=tw-nytimes&smtyp=cur

[Zico]

Re the mist cannons

https://qz.com/572954/chinese-cities-are-using-this-mist-cannon-to-shoot-pollution-from-the-sky/

[Zico]

But it looks like it has been happening

 

[Big E]

Wonder how this changes china and their love of eating weird shit. 

Surely things will start to change as they can see how its caused such an issue. 

[e2e4]

Border Patrol on various sky channels always has chinks smuggling weird crap in. 

"whats this?"

"its the juice from inside a wombats eyeballs, ancient chinese reciepe for toothache, also good as garnish for balut egg" 

"fuck off"

[Sweep]

5 hours ago, Big E said:

Wonder how this changes china and their love of eating weird shit. 

Surely things will start to change as they can see how its caused such an issue. 

It's not going to change what they've been doing for thousands of years

[Tonge moor green jacket]

1 minute ago, e2e4 said:

Border Patrol on various sky channels always has chinks smuggling weird crap in. 

"whats this?"

"its the juice from inside a wombats eyeballs, ancient chinese reciepe for toothache, also good as garnish for balut egg" 

"fuck off"

Wonder if they'll turn to eating each other once the animals have gone?

[Morizio]

Had 2 today, first one ripped from FB:

NHS staff have been sent this:

This is the advice given to hospital staff.
It explains the virus and hopefully, how to prevent getting it.

Virus Detection:

The simplest way to distinguish Coronavirus from a Common Cold is that the COVID-19 infection does not cause a cold nose or cough with cold, but it does create a dry and rough cough.
The virus is typically first installed in the throat causing inflammation and a feeling of dryness. This symptom can last between 3 and 4 days.
The virus typically then travels through the moisture present in the airways, goes down to the trachea and installs in the lungs, causing pneumonia that lasts about 5 or 6 days.
Pneumonia manifests with a high fever and difficulty breathing. The Common Cold is not accompanied, but there may be a choking sensation. In this case, the doctor should be called immediately.

Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infection. It is recommended to do this control every morning to help detect infection.

Prevention:
The virus hates heat and dies if it is exposed to temperatures greater than 80°F (27°C). Therefore hot drinks such as infusions, broths or simply hot water should be consumed abundantly during the day. These hot liquids kill the virus and are easy to ingest.
Avoid drinking ice water or drinks with ice cubes.

Ensure that your mouth and throat are always wet, never DRY. You should drink a sip of water at least every 15 minutes. WHY? Even when the virus enters water or other liquids through the mouth, it will get flushed through the oesophagus directly into the stomach where gastric acids destroy the virus. If there is not enough water, the virus can pass into the trachea and from there to the lungs, where it is very dangerous.

For those who can, sunbathe. The Sun's UV rays kill the virus and the vitamin D is good for you.
The Coronavirus has a large size (diameter of 400-500 nanometers) so face masks can stop it, no special face masks are needed in daily life.
If an infected person sneezes nearby, stay 10 feet (3.3 meters) away to allow the virus fall to the ground and prevent it from falling on you.
When the virus is on hard surfaces, it survives about 12 hours, therefore when hard surfaces such as doors, appliances, railings, etc. are touched, hands should be washed thoroughly and/or disinfected with alcoholic gel The virus can live nested in clothes and tissues between 6 and 12 hours. Common detergents can kill it. Things that cannot be washed should be exposed to the Sun and the virus will die.
The transmission of the virus usually occurs by direct infection, touching fabrics, tissues or materials on which the virus is present.
Washing your hands is essential.
The virus survives on our hands for only about 10 minutes. In that time many things can happen, rubbing the eyes, touching the nose or lips. This allows the virus to enter your throat. Therefore, for your good and the good of all, wash your hands very often and disinfect them.
You can gargle with disinfectant solutions (i.e. Listerine or Hydrogen Peroxide) that eliminate or minimize the amount of virus that can enter the throat. Doing so removes the virus before it goes down to the trachea and then to the lungs.
Disinfect things touched often: mobile phone, keyboard, mouse, car steering wheel, door handles, etc ....

Sent in to us just now and we wanted to share this knowledge & advice with you all.

Please do the same and take care!

 

Second one is it’s 1000mg of vitamin C a day that will keep this away. 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

1 minute ago, Morizio said:

Had 2 today, first one ripped from FB:

NHS staff have been sent this:

This is the advice given to hospital staff.
It explains the virus and hopefully, how to prevent getting it.

Virus Detection:

The simplest way to distinguish Coronavirus from a Common Cold is that the COVID-19 infection does not cause a cold nose or cough with cold, but it does create a dry and rough cough.
The virus is typically first installed in the throat causing inflammation and a feeling of dryness. This symptom can last between 3 and 4 days.
The virus typically then travels through the moisture present in the airways, goes down to the trachea and installs in the lungs, causing pneumonia that lasts about 5 or 6 days.
Pneumonia manifests with a high fever and difficulty breathing. The Common Cold is not accompanied, but there may be a choking sensation. In this case, the doctor should be called immediately.

Experts suggest doing this simple verification every morning: Breathe in deeply and hold your breath for 10 seconds. If this can be done without coughing, without difficulty, this shows that there is no fibrosis in the lungs, indicating the absence of infection. It is recommended to do this control every morning to help detect infection.

Prevention:
The virus hates heat and dies if it is exposed to temperatures greater than 80°F (27°C). Therefore hot drinks such as infusions, broths or simply hot water should be consumed abundantly during the day. These hot liquids kill the virus and are easy to ingest.
Avoid drinking ice water or drinks with ice cubes.

Ensure that your mouth and throat are always wet, never DRY. You should drink a sip of water at least every 15 minutes. WHY? Even when the virus enters water or other liquids through the mouth, it will get flushed through the oesophagus directly into the stomach where gastric acids destroy the virus. If there is not enough water, the virus can pass into the trachea and from there to the lungs, where it is very dangerous.

For those who can, sunbathe. The Sun's UV rays kill the virus and the vitamin D is good for you.
The Coronavirus has a large size (diameter of 400-500 nanometers) so face masks can stop it, no special face masks are needed in daily life.
If an infected person sneezes nearby, stay 10 feet (3.3 meters) away to allow the virus fall to the ground and prevent it from falling on you.
When the virus is on hard surfaces, it survives about 12 hours, therefore when hard surfaces such as doors, appliances, railings, etc. are touched, hands should be washed thoroughly and/or disinfected with alcoholic gel The virus can live nested in clothes and tissues between 6 and 12 hours. Common detergents can kill it. Things that cannot be washed should be exposed to the Sun and the virus will die.
The transmission of the virus usually occurs by direct infection, touching fabrics, tissues or materials on which the virus is present.
Washing your hands is essential.
The virus survives on our hands for only about 10 minutes. In that time many things can happen, rubbing the eyes, touching the nose or lips. This allows the virus to enter your throat. Therefore, for your good and the good of all, wash your hands very often and disinfect them.
You can gargle with disinfectant solutions (i.e. Listerine or Hydrogen Peroxide) that eliminate or minimize the amount of virus that can enter the throat. Doing so removes the virus before it goes down to the trachea and then to the lungs.
Disinfect things touched often: mobile phone, keyboard, mouse, car steering wheel, door handles, etc ....

Sent in to us just now and we wanted to share this knowledge & advice with you all.

Please do the same and take care!

 

Second one is it’s 1000mg of vitamin C a day that will keep this away. 

Someone at work sent it me yesterday. You've posted it in the right thread because it's bollocks.