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53 minutes ago, Not in Crawley said:

just ordered a chippy tea, well, two kids meals, too much in a full portion.

Fuckin ell I eat mind and mine sweep everybody elses  🐖 

Pudding, large chips peas gravy, a loaf of bread and a meat pie starter.

Fuck me Id murder that right now ☹☹

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13 minutes ago, gonzo said:

Fuckin ell I eat mind and mine sweep everybody elses  🐖 

Pudding, large chips peas gravy, a loaf of bread and a meat pie starter.

Fuck me Id murder that right now ☹☹

You are a monster, anyone buying a pie from a chippy and gravy and peas is deranged. They charge about two quid for peas at my local chippy - fuck that

1 hour ago, Not in Crawley said:

just ordered a chippy tea, well, two kids meals, too much in a full portion.

Typical southern ponce, getting a chippy tea delivered.

6 minutes ago, Sweep said:

Just had a chippy tea delivered, fucking lovely. Not a scrap left

Typical southern gypsy, getting a chippy tea delivered. You probably didn't pay for it either.

I've asked for scraps once or twice and regretted it.

As kids one or two used to request 'pea wet' as it was free, they are now incarcerated or sectioned.

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2 hours ago, Rudy said:

They’re still alive though Michael. 

Yes, me too. It’s all a bit like this cross-contamination bollocks where someone said don’t chop bread where you previously chopped raw meat. Don’t put raw meat on the same fridge shelf  as cooked meats or salads (yet the fridge manufacturers put a salad shelf below the raw meat shelf!)

All this didn’t kill me when the bread board was the raw meat board before someone decided it was dangerous.

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You can rustle up a rat risotto - just bludgeon one to death.

It may incur the wrath of folk who'll 'take to twatter' to slate you inbetween troughing on a huge bucket of fried chicken.

I went in a KFC once, Prestwich, spunked about £8 to eat a couple of fries and a bite of a tower burger or sommat, even the fanta tasted of spoiled oil.

They used to flog pigeons and unskinned rabbits on Bolton Market when I was a kid. Who could be arsed plucking a pigeon or skinning a rabbit?

My sister (flat) worked on a deli stall there in her youth, she reckoned they'd stick chickens in buckets of bleach (on other stalls) and when it was cold the blokes manning the stalls couldn't be arsed going to the bogs and would piss in the chicken buckets instead.

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