jules_darby Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Believe we have our sovereignty back And that it actually means owt And hark back for 3 day weeks, only processed food and entertainers being racist and paedos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Singing " Knees up Mother Brown " on New Years Eve in some scuzzy pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted October 10, 2017 Share Posted October 10, 2017 Piss? Who doesn't after a gallon? I've regulated my intake to make sure im sweet smelling. ???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Good Knee Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 Lose the sense of the value of money,the mother in law gives her grand kids 50p for a pint I wish . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobster Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get up at 6am then sleep all afternoon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freds dad Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get up at 6am then sleep all afternoon. How long do you sleep for? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomski Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Enjoy being selfish. In terms of spending and selling shit off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Think they should be treated with respect, even if they're cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Have unrealistic expectations of their children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Faustus Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Complain that soap doesn't last as long as it used to. Tell random stories without a point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 (edited) Get crap full sleeve tattoos done (blokes and women). Get crap brilliant white veneers that make them look like Mr Ed (blokes and women). Take Ketamine. Go 'out' at 1am already ripped to the tits/pissed. Trim and dye out gingerness/blondeness in their beards to be jet black/dark brown so they look like the Arctic Action Man. Rarely admit their girlfriend or boyfriend is as such, preferring other terms, so that they don't look and/or feel like a cuckold/loser when they get dumped or shagged about on. Edited October 11, 2017 by Youri McAnespie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Casino Posted October 11, 2017 Moderators Share Posted October 11, 2017 Get crap full sleeve tattoos done (blokes and women). Get crap brilliant white veneers that make them look like Mr Ed (blokes and women). Take Ketamine. Go 'out' at 1am already ripped to the tits/pissed. Trim and dye out gingerness/blondeness in their beards to be jet black/dark brown so they look like the Arctic Action Man. Rarely admit their girlfriend or boyfriend is as such, preferring other terms, so that they don't look and/or feel like a cuckold/loser when they get dumped or shagged about on. gonzo has just pmed me asking what age youri thinks is old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 He's just explained me haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 Buy stuff then decide they don't like/want it and try to foist it on you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 11, 2017 Site Supporter Share Posted October 11, 2017 Die Thought about posting that, but didn't feel right- tempting fate perhaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 gonzo has just pmed me asking what age youri thinks is old Old is when you go to a rave and you're only pretending to have good time... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 lemon parties I once, accidentally, came across a picture of a young, 23 perhaps, well endowed white chap getting a blowjob from a naked, saggy titted silver haired lady of about seventy odd. It was almost as jarring to my sensibilities as the Lemon Party picture, nah, in fact it was worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Lose new fangled plastic money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 make a trifle in celebration of their national patron saint bang on about makes of socks salute beach towels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules_darby Posted October 11, 2017 Share Posted October 11, 2017 Watch the soaps and then post about it on a football message board online Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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