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Come on EFL. Do the decent thing. Pull up the fucking drawbridge. How much longer do these cunts get to stretch all this out? To me the options are: 1. Fine them a zillion points and ban the sale of pies in Wigan. 2. Make them play at Leigh Sports Village and DNA test their fans. Anybody found to be the product of interbreeding is banned from attending. The away end when Bolton visit will therefore be all parts of the stadium other than five seats behind the goal. 3. Introduce re-election for the first time since the 1980s on a one off basis and hold a vote in which every EFL club decides to chuck the "Tics" back in to the Conference. Then invite their fans back on to Bolton Town Hall steps so that the locals can line up to laugh at them (socially distanced obviously) 4. Tell them that they are not a viable business and on that basis they can fuck off forthwith, pronto, immediately and quicker than it takes to write out the word "believe". And introduce the death penalty for anybody who talks about broken legs in cup finals. 5. Any of the above options but with the additional measure of expunging their FA Cup win by "finding" betting or financial irregularities in 2013 in the lead up to the final. 6. All previous wins against Bolton Wanderers to be wiped from the record on account of the faulty decision to allow the cunts in to the league in the first place in 1978.

Thank you . Everything went well. Carried Dad in while a lone piper played Flower of Scotland. Minister - Was spot on with his words . ( credit to our kid for putting together 90% of the eulogy). Military Wife's, -" sang Eternal Father strong to save" Followed by Excellent poem about golfers on an eternal golf course. As we left . The Sky Boat song. Yep - I brought Dads beloved Highlands to Howe Bridge. And it even chucked it down, proper Scottish weather. Just had haggis and mash for tea . Mum is safe and sound back in THE fabulous care home where she lives. Thanks again to everyone who expressed an interest.

No vax, no oxygen when you catch it. Simple solution.

It's astonishing that IEDs were found in the Capitol and the Republican and Democrat HQs and it barely gets a mention.

Glad it went as well as could be Bet its tough for mum

I think we can all agree the latter can be shamed, which is more what I was getting for in my original bollocks post

Would you have him at OT?

Great news. God bless Nancy Pelosi (& others) for standing strong in the face of horrendous threats and abuse.

Only president to ever be impeached twice. What a plum he is.

@Mr Grey @radcliffewhite1 Are Son and Kane a better strike partnership than Yorke and Cole were for your treble winning team? 👀

Much prefer leather for walks where the terrain is wet. Had the lighter half and half type stuff that is waterproof, but found that walking through long, wet grass, the waterproofing treatments wear off. Discussed it once in a boot shop, and the lady agreed that leather, when looked after will retain its waterproof nature longer. Prefer to use traditional wax type treatments too, rather than the water based reactive stuff that you wipe on.

🤣 I genuinely believed everyone knew that’s what was happening and how she always magically seemed to pre-empt what Boris was going to announce.

You do know that krankie usually gives her lockdown advice a couple of hours after sitting in on a cobr briefing where she is told what restrictions etc are going to be placed in england? So in essence she is just playing to the crowd in that respect and because she does her briefings at lunchtime she simply gets it in first?

I got a few bits, its expensive but its quality, and you can get discounts if you look around, have a Beta SL goretex a Cerium down jacket and a lighter inner down jacket. Managed to get good discounts at Sports Pursuit on two of them. Keeps me warm as toast and dry as a nuns chuff.

Very nervous on that idea while I see the logic. Putting citizens in tiers hasn’t worked well in the past.

Haha sorry I meant who else

How the fu*k are man utd top ruining my lockdown

Superb that pal a fitting send off

Clue is in the name.

The vaccine passport must come

The one thing above everything else in parliament is the very single minded attitude of the SNP. Everything is twisted into a statement about independence. Contribute so little of any note to debates because it all comes back.

Not the first time you've said that.

I used to be indecisive too ... but now I'm not so sure.

just being impeached doesn't, being convicted does

Yep so let’s not report them 🤣🤣🤣 fucking worlds gone it has stop it and let me off

Agbonlahor's best moment was this

But but but an unemployed Dr on YouTube or a meme told them not to

I was almost on board till I got to that bit, sounds like a bunch of lesbians with an agenda to me

So you can win shady school meal catering contracts and make a pretty penny rinsing the tax payer. Obvs

Best thoughts to @crawshawbooth& @embankment today for the Captain’s funeral. I’ll raise a glass to the skipper tonight

They should just ask Rashford what to do up front. They just come round to his way of thinking in the end.

Attenborough has had it so it’s good enough for me

Clinton Morrison just can’t listen to him.

Even economists have been saying that for years. The way we measure economies needs to change, not just for the environment.

It's all lies isn't it? Pretty sure there are plenty on here with that view anyway. Gonzo's right though. As a race, we deserve to be wiped out. We're a cancer.

They just need to message me and I'll sort it 😉

Surpised hes still around after reading some of birchs posts.

Confidence. A bit lacking and maybe feeling under pressure. Start on the front foot, dont be afraid of making a run forward or having a shot. Some man management to improve body language- especially the captain.

In the interest of balance, we should remember that Morgan & Hancock are both pricks.

Politicians must have training on how to look a cunt on TV

That is brilliant. Morgan is still a prick though.

Utter nonsense. Whether you feel she shouldn't be a pundit because she is a woman is one thing, but to make out she is actually rubbish makes you look a bit daft IMO - especially considering some of the men we have to listen to who really are awful.

There are one or two players who dont want to be here, but non of them are starting, so fair enough If they were any good, theyd have gone by now This is a team that regularly comes back in games Theres nowt wrong 'in the camp'

They'll have bulk buying capabilities. You or I could buy the contents of that photo from the local shop for £5, so they invariably can get it for a lot less. There is no way on Earth that is acceptable for £10.50, including overheads. No way at all. The solution is a simple one. Don't take the piss and attempt to maximise profits at the expense of kids getting some decent food.

Of course, just because you haven't had symptoms, doesn't mean you haven't been asymptomatic and your bending of the rules may well have made you part of an unknown chain of spread. In the meantime, there's a Mounts post for every occasion...

Symptom of this government. They have and always will award contracts to their donor chums, regardless of whether it is the right thing to do or not. They've done it for the past ten years. It has left us with a wider gap between the richest & poorest and some of the highest levels of hunger and deprivation among the world’s richest nations. They've done it throughout this pandemic & now we've the highest excess deaths rate in Europe. I'm sure we all wait expectedly for the rewards to start trickling down and at least they got Brexit done. Bravo 👍 p.s - Chartwells have said this doesn't reflect their food parcels and is a one off. So I might be proven wrong tomorrow when we hear all about their nutritious game changing food parcels.