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Ryan sings boring boring tables at his mrs and kid while theyre sat eating their lunch whilst hes dressed as a giant brocoli in the front room.

Always love these Ill do what I want folk when it comes to restrictions. Ive probably said similar myself. But the truth is, you'll do as you're told. You really don't get a choice bar going to someones house party or wearing a mask in tesco.

Very true, but I seem to be able to understand these quite simple briefings we're being given.

He's not there as a politician, TV star etc. His slides aren't the easiest to follow becasue of time constraints. He's typical of a highly knowledgeable academic, and often talks in such terms. I do like his willingness to correct reporters, when they're not fulsome in facts. Not sure I'd go to an after dinner speech of his though. 😄

Sat outside Breightmet Health centre waiting on a mate having his. There must be over 30 outside queuing. Good to see.

Dion? The Wanderer?

The manager, through his translator wasn’t best chuffed.

I enjoy playing it but, let's be honest, those who get excited by watching it generally tend to be simpletons.

yep, in the air they did far better than us, he stood out and would be a welcome addition at this level, but I suppose we've got to bring in players of championship kaliber

Go to the match, Spain won't let you in by Monday because of case rates

WWays Panto bad guy @bolty58 hero @Rudy heroine @bolton_blondie crazy buttons type @Youri McAnespie dwarf @little whitt actual talent @Smiley token drag @Big E special effects @royal white set design/costumes @Zico (keeping it clean) sports bra kidly supplied by @no balls produced by @Not in Crawley ice creams served by, erm... Saturday matinee watched by me and @Cheese (cos i is banned innit) programmes also by @Smiley

They were from Next apparently.

if she didnt open her legs and say 'and there's more' you are both a harlot and charlatan

http://imgur.com/gallery/ywe96Kj

You make me smile Youri. I meant was it your shit spelling that fucked your mates' leather. I'm not commenting on blokes shouting on vinyl. The Sweet were, and still are shite, as I told him with the blonde hair when I saw him in a pub in Chorleywood. He agreed by the way and then offered me outside.

I trust Mr Grey doesn't teach science or ethics either.

Whitty even said that we shouldn’t be locking down the vulnerable.

I didn’t get that from Whitty.

Hang up some beautiful crosses, love to bomb forward but sometimes their heads aren't in the right place!

He hasn't got long balls, it's just the way his shorts hang.

I'd rather watch golf on teletext that have Christmas Dinner with family.

Had a vest with (if I can remember correctly...) Iron madien seventh son of a seventh son 'Hot Metal' a short lived magazine title Metallica master of puppets And a massive guns n Roses one designed like a jack daniels label. Thin years on the girlfriend front, admittedly.

Dead cat bounce.

If it’s as transmissible as it seems, there’s not that can be done to stop it/slow it down. the booster seems to ramp up our immunity (good piece on BBC) Fingers crossed

In. Stopping over with the wife and bin lids.

Fat rapey Stoke cunt

The club has been saying they already have scouted out and know where they want to strengthen, so I am hoping that is true and the players they actually want are already in line to be brought in. Just interested now to see who they actually are, hence me wanting it all done early

Nah, they've done a shit degree and missed some baby being abused. They should be charged with misconduct. As should their boss, and their boss. If the degree wasn't up to it, then charge the uni. Charge every cunt involved, let them argue their case in court. Pull their pensions, sue them for all their earning whilst not doing their job correctly. We'd lose our jobs, they should be the same.

Not like they could complain

That's the third Irony-o-meter he's blown this week.

Sir Lewis

@Not in Crawley meant to say Little Simz live was exceptional best act I’ve seen in years , she’s down in London tomorrow and Saturday if you’re at a loose end and not dying of plague.

He looks like a bouncer who feels up women, kicks fuck out of students , goes home after he memorises womens names off their ID’s and stalks them on Facebook whilst having a pot noodle and a wank. Sorry athlete

I remember ‘leaving home’ when I was about 8-9 years old after an argument with my mum about cleaning my room. I moved to the bottom of the garden for 2 hours and lived in a makeshift tent built from 2 sticks and a blanket off my bed. My mum brought me a butty and a glass of milk before I went back in, so I fucking won that one.

I've seen plenty on Twatter saying they'll not be going. Plenty who are triple jabbed, but just won't go out of principle. I'd love to know what percentage actually go through with it. I just can't get my head round why you'd not just download the app so you can watch the game. Crazy.

Longest goodbye in the history of WW this, and there's been a few flouncings over the years.

Your Googling skills are shit, her last name wasn't Cricket ffs.

Lots o' young fellas running around in shorts - that's the kinda thing you like watching, you're imagining what they'd look like WITHOUT shorts, you're sitting there imagining that with a big smile on your face - yer durty Fecker.

When you go, will there be a Father Ted style reading from your shitlist, will it be a simple goodbye, or will they not have WiFi in the carehome?

One of em did a The Good, The Bad and The Ugly which was always a good read. Perfectly summed up following BWFC in the 80s. Perhaps not so much of The Good though 😆

And Bill Gates, he's arsed as well, as he can't track you properly until you have a jab

Thought he’d died listening to Radio Manchester earlier

Good shout !

Will the Christmas Day one be Mrs Zico?

That must be the worst season Leeds have ever had in Manchester 5-1 and their mob ran at United and 7-0 at City Their manager is a rich mans Evatt - far too attacking for the low quality of player he has and can't organise a defence very well

This thread is getting a bit OTT on the Bolty baiting I think. Back to an earlier point about what a fuck up the Government are making of this , it would seem 99 of their MPs feel strongly enough to vote against them.

up the arse, so I'm told 😉

Notwithstanding all of the above, reasoned, comments, the ECB needs to put test cricket where it belongs, as top priority.

And who knew loads of shit about loads of shit.