Youri McAnespie Posted February 5, 2022 Share Posted February 5, 2022 There was some documentary on Liam Gallagher, he came across as an amiable oaf - I think like a method actor he's bought into it he genuinely believes it - seeing his kids obviously coked up with his approval was genuinely sad. Oasis could cobble together an 8 song Greatest Songs mini LP. It was obvious Noel 'I got my my manky teeth done with our 1st advance from Creation, and I wear rings on my fingers' Gallagher was the brains of the operation. Unless it's disingenuous I'm sure their bickering warms the heart of their geriatric mam. Liam is good at snotting mild-mannered French teenagers, but got twatted when he, chinged up, monkey walked and squared up to the wrong bloke, who'd probably have murdered him if his minders hadn't stepped in. The documentary showed Liam had finally acknowledged his daughter with that Lisa Lisa or whatever - when she was about 12 (the daughter not Lisa Lisa - he's many things but not a nonce). She must've been delighted to finally be invited into his drug-addled wings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 9, 2022 Author Share Posted February 9, 2022 Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express. Sounds like something off urban dictionary. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 1 hour ago, gonzo said: Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express. Every few months with them, rinse and repeat. They'll be right one day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 9, 2022 Members Share Posted February 9, 2022 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express. Sounds like something off urban dictionary. That’s an Alaskan Pipeline. Amateur. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 9, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2022 3 hours ago, gonzo said: Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express. Sounds like something off urban dictionary. When? Bit cooler next couple of days, but not beast from the east conditions by any means. Needs to happen quick, or not at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 9, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2022 4 hours ago, gonzo said: Arctic Plunge about to hit the UK according to the express. Sounds like something off urban dictionary. So a few snowflakes on the higher Grampians, and a chilly wind elsewhere. The Express are fucking chumps. It’s why the limited of intelligence like to quote them. (Not you, just Mounts) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 The Express is always shite when it comes to weather. Netweather is your best bet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morizio Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 Snowing in Inverness Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 9, 2022 Members Share Posted February 9, 2022 Fuck rain, fuck snow. All i want is sunsshiiiiiiiiiinnneee 😎 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
London Wanderer Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: So a few snowflakes on the higher Grampians, and a chilly wind elsewhere. The Express are fucking chumps. It’s why the limited of intelligence like to quote them. (Not you, just Mounts) Think I'll drive not cycle tomorrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevieb Posted February 9, 2022 Share Posted February 9, 2022 1 hour ago, jmjhb said: The Express is always shite. EFA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted February 9, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 9, 2022 45 minutes ago, stevieb said: EFA Correct answer. Who the fuck buys The Express? It is obsessed with so called Royal scandals that absolutely no one gives a flying fuck about. Not even The Telegraph is a weird as The Express and they have Allison Pearson on their books ffs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 8 hours ago, Winchester White said: Correct answer. Who the fuck buys The Express? It is obsessed with so called Royal scandals that absolutely no one gives a flying fuck about. Not even The Telegraph is a weird as The Express and they have Allison Pearson on their books ffs. Who buys papers anymore? Soon as they stopped women getting their tits out that was the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 21 minutes ago, Rudy said: Who buys papers anymore? Soon as they stopped women getting their tits out that was the end. Scousers buy the SUN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 2 hours ago, little whitt said: Scousers can't read Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmjhb Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 14, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2022 4 hours ago, jmjhb said: Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards Everywhere we go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 14, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2022 6 hours ago, jmjhb said: Getting absolutely battered with wind Wednesday onwards And I’m spending the week on the north west coast of wales 😁 fckin gorgeous here like. bring it on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 2 hours ago, Spider said: And I’m spending the week on the north west coast of wales 😁 fckin gorgeous here like. bring it on. Cael amser gwych Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted February 14, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 14, 2022 27 minutes ago, leigh white said: Cael amser gwych Diolch cariad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted February 14, 2022 Share Posted February 14, 2022 3 minutes ago, Spider said: Diolch cariad x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 15, 2022 Author Share Posted February 15, 2022 Batten down the hatches. My absolute worst nightmare this. Two consecutive storm systems. We are already kicking on 30mph gusts and the cunting thing hasnt landed yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted February 15, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 15, 2022 7 hours ago, gonzo said: Batten down the hatches. My absolute worst nightmare this. Two consecutive storm systems. We are already kicking on 30mph gusts and the cunting thing hasnt landed yet. Guard those eggs on your breakfast barms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 15, 2022 Author Share Posted February 15, 2022 1 hour ago, Tonge moor green jacket said: Guard those eggs on your breakfast barms. They'll be scrambled by the end of this lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolton_blondie Posted February 15, 2022 Members Share Posted February 15, 2022 3 minutes ago, gonzo said: They'll be scrambled by the end of this lot Bet you still have shorts on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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