Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I had a number 3 all over last week, a simple enough job you'd think... For reasons known only to the barber he shaved about an inch at my peak (forehead) with the guard off. I thought I'd just receded quickly but now it's growing back and I look a reet berk. I'm off out out toneet an' all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 I've still got an undercut with highlighted blonde curtains Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Youri McAnespie Posted October 15, 2016 Author Share Posted October 15, 2016 Sounds like my namesake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 After my koosh ball hairdo any haircut I have will look amazing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Spider Posted October 15, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 15, 2016 I cut my own once. A friend of mine laughed so hard at the result he threw up on bradshawgate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deane koontz Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Shaved head and a tuft of hair at the front. I'd have had a Nike tick at the back too but I wasn't allowed one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Derik's is shit So is Ameobi's Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoadRunnerFan Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Derik's is shit So is Ameobi's #sickening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Dean's in town is really good but they once had a lad in who after finishing my do off (not a long job) said "you want me to tramline your brows as well bruv?" Innit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members bolty58 Posted October 16, 2016 Members Share Posted October 16, 2016 Any haircut not performed by an Italian using the razor cut method is either shit, not very good or for tickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Any haircut not performed by an Italian using the razor cut method is either shit, not very good or for tickets. Unpatriotic Bugger! We've voted out of the EU don't you know. We should be getting our short back and sides done only by British barbers. Something for the weekend Sir? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Underpants Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 As years have progressed I've gone from the best mullet this side of the Watford Gap too what I have now. Anyway, the balder I've got the easier the haircuts have become. I few months ago I put the old No2 on the clipper thing and did a DIY cut. It's times like that when you realise how bumpy and uneven your bounce is. When I had finished the cut I looked in the mirror to admire my handy work and it was then I realised that the No2 clip had fallen off halfway through. The left side looked like I was going to have a brain operation. Anyway I lobbed all of it off and the girls are all over me like bee's around honey; form an orderly queue ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I went to a Barber's shop in Atherton once,the Barber is a Kurd I think. He was like speedy Gonzales cutting my hair with these giant scissors, he was practically legging around my chair as he was lobbing it off. He made a right fooking mess of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted October 16, 2016 Moderators Share Posted October 16, 2016 I did exactly the fucking same! Opposite Atherton Tackle. £6 but he left me with a mullet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blondi Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I did exactly the fucking same! Opposite Atherton Tackle. £6 but he left me with a mullet. That's the one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Biggish Dave Posted October 16, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2016 Gerry Francis shit 1970's mullet is horrendous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Gerry Francis shit 1970's mullet is horrendous werewolf Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted October 16, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2016 As years have progressed I've gone from the best mullet this side of the Watford Gap too what I have now. Anyway, the balder I've got the easier the haircuts have become. I few months ago I put the old No2 on the clipper thing and did a DIY cut. It's times like that when you realise how bumpy and uneven your bounce is. When I had finished the cut I looked in the mirror to admire my handy work and it was then I realised that the No2 clip had fallen off halfway through. The left side looked like I was going to have a brain operation. Anyway I lobbed all of it off and the girls are all over me like bee's around honey; form an orderly queue ladies. Been doing my own for years. Saved me a fair bit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter victor meldrew Posted October 16, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 16, 2016 casino sports a wiggy the vet look... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burndens Bogs Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 I reckon Diddles mullet looks pretty cool at the mo - Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naytch Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Shaved head and a tuft of hair at the front. I'd have had a Nike tick at the back too but I wasn't allowed one. I had the shaven with a big fringe look when I was about 12, quite a lot of lads in our school did. I wasn't allowed the Nike tick either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 (edited) All i am saying is never get a Mr Topps. I looked like I had two hair cuts for about 3 months. Styled it out though, Edited October 19, 2016 by Not in Crawley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 I've had the same hairdresser for 20 years. You don't take risks with your hair when you're a bird. Everything else might be fucked but I've still got ace hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted October 19, 2016 Site Supporter Share Posted October 19, 2016 I've had the same hairdresser for 20 years. You don't take risks with your hair when you're a bird. Everything else might be fucked but I've still got ace hair. It is an advantage being a bloke; when it starts to thin and disappear life is so much easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not in Crawley Posted October 19, 2016 Share Posted October 19, 2016 It is an advantage being a bloke; when it starts to thin and disappear life is so much easier. Used to take the piss out of my mates who went bald, until Kent said - if I had hair, I certainly wouldn't waste it on that haircut. Put me in my place! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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