Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 Every Greggs purchase provides funding for a dirty paedo to buy protection in prison from a stairwell nonce-bashing that would see him quadraspazzed on lifeglug... And using the phrase 'Maccies' although nowhere near as bad as using 'Maccy D's' is still akin to treason. Sex Beast Clownery or McDonald's, please... The reason folk think it's a good hangover cure is because their 'food' is bland stomachable shite laden with fat, sugar and salt... But I'd rather have a hangover for a day than food poisoning for two weeks after some 'Lovin' it' twat went and had explosive diahorrea then sloppily wiped their arse, then returned to their station, not washing their hands, and smearing E-Coli over all the 'food' they prepare for the rest of their shift. Quote
Escobarp Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 15 minutes ago, radcliffe white said: Yes McDonald’s or KFC after a session as for the air fryer the resident jock recommended this and it’s the best investment I’ve made Chuck more or less anything in it Settle yourself Quote
stevieb Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 My worst ever meal in my post uni days, after me and the lads had spent all our cash on drugs and booze was cooked pasta with margerine. We were generally OK as a household of always having someone who had cash to get enough in to feed the others until the next one of us got paid and the party started again but this one time I think the plate spinning stopped and we had pasta and fucking margerine! 🤣 Quote
gonzo Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 10 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Every Greggs purchase provides funding for a dirty paedo to buy protection in prison from a stairwell nonce-bashing that would see him quadraspazzed on lifeglug... And using the phrase 'Maccies' although nowhere near as bad as using 'Maccy D's' is still akin to treason. Sex Beast Clownery or McDonald's, please... The reason folk think it's a good hangover cure is because their 'food' is bland stomachable shite laden with fat, sugar and salt... But I'd rather have a hangover for a day than food poisoning for two weeks after some 'Lovin' it' twat went and had explosive diahorrea then sloppily wiped their arse, then returned to their station, not washing their hands, and smearing E-Coli over all the 'food' they prepare for the rest of their shift. Everything ok Youri? Quote
freds dad Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rudy said: My mate has a crackin picture of his mam in the 80’s, stood over a chip pan, dressing gown, curlers in, fag in the mouth I’d imagine these sort of people stopped many a game of pool for @MickyD Edited August 29, 2021 by freds dad Quote
Dimron Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 Had a Bombay Mix and Salad Cream sandwich today Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 4 minutes ago, gonzo said: Everything ok Youri? Look up "Greggs child abuser"... And my open dislike of McDonald's is long documented, so my diatribe isn't indicative of anything being wrong. I've had the lurgy again and feel like Iron Mike Tyson has spent a few hours giving me dead-arms and legs, and had so many bloody crows and shit coming out my nose I could end up like Daniella Westbrook. Been more or less bedbound the past week... Other than that, fine. I've come to the conclusion the AZ vac is a bag o' shite. Then again, who knows, maybe I could've been pushing up daisies without it? Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 57 minutes ago, dave2980 said: Everyday Chilli Sauce from the Sauce Shop is amazing on a bacon butty WTF is The Sauce Shop? Bacon butties are one of the few things I don't (or did) drown in Encona... Quote
Dimron Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 36 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: I've come to the conclusion the AZ vac is a bag o' shite. I believe it wears off, taken me best part of 5 weeks to get rid of covid Quote
dave2980 Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: WTF is The Sauce Shop? Bacon butties are one of the few things I don't (or did) drown in Encona... https://www.sauceshop.co Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 6 minutes ago, Dimron said: I believe it wears off, taken me best part of 5 weeks to get rid of covid It's been worse than the 1st time for sure, I was running 12 miles twice a week not long ago, now I'm having to psych myself up to mooch the short distance to the corner shop... I'm not in the least bit surprised though, mask-wearing pretty much non-existent around G/L now. And I have to admit, I almost never wash my hands when I've been out either. I was writing my will and ending phone calls with mates with "I love you" t'other week though, just in case... 2 minutes ago, dave2980 said: https://www.sauceshop.co I thought they'd be absolutely daft prices but they're relatively reasonable. A bit more than 69p for Windward, 79p for Dunn's River or £1 for Encona. I might explore further and treat mesen... Because I'm worth it. Quote
Zico Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 2 hours ago, Youri McAnespie said: And using the phrase 'Maccies' although nowhere near as bad as using 'Maccy D's' is still akin to treason. Sex Beast Clownery or McDonald's, please... I've come across folk who called chicken nuggets "nugs" All mostly fat mancs Quote
athywhite1958 Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 We have one of those Ninja frier type things, absolutely brilliant piece of kit Quote
Dimron Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Youri McAnespie said: It's been worse than the 1st time for sure, I was running 12 miles twice a week not long ago, now I'm having to psych myself up to mooch the short distance to the corner shop... I'm not in the least bit surprised though, mask-wearing pretty much non-existent around G/L now. And I have to admit, I almost never wash my hands when I've been out either. I was writing my will and ending phone calls with mates with "I love you" t'other week though, just in case... I thought they'd be absolutely daft prices but they're relatively reasonable. A bit more than 69p for Windward, 79p for Dunn's River or £1 for Encona. I might explore further and treat mesen... Because I'm worth it. It does get better, although I woke up with that "too tired. can't be arsed" feeling yesterday, today we've been for a 5 mile walk across the fields stopping off for a pint halfway Quote
paulhanley Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 7 hours ago, athywhite1958 said: On the subject of fried bread, this morning we had no oil so I cooked my fried bread in butter (Lurpak spreadable) it tasted OK and was nice and crispy, what is the best way to a perfect fried slice? Like your way, but with hot oil and watch the pan very carefully so you can take it out when crispy and before burning. Quote
wanderer1984 Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 For those that like a bit of spice I recommend https://pembrokeshirechillifarm.com/collections. They sell a variety of sauces, rubs, Jams and snacks. Also sell different types of chilli's that supermarkets don't sell (not around here anyway) We get a mixture of chilli's and freeze them. Recommend the Scotch Smiler sauce, Chipotle Gold sauce, the Habanero Chilli jam and Burmese Naga Pickle. Decent prices too. Quote
MickyD Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 Some woman who works with MrsD sent home a jar of home made strawberry and chilli jam a week ago. Question: why? I don’t mean why did she send it. More why did she make it in the first place? Fucking shit! Quote
deane koontz Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Zico said: I've come across folk who called chicken nuggets "nugs" All mostly fat mancs Nugs on a muff Quote
bolton_blondie Posted August 29, 2021 Author Posted August 29, 2021 14 minutes ago, wanderer1984 said: For those that like a bit of spice I recommend https://pembrokeshirechillifarm.com/collections. They sell a variety of sauces, rubs, Jams and snacks. Also sell different types of chilli's that supermarkets don't sell (not around here anyway) We get a mixture of chilli's and freeze them. Recommend the Scotch Smiler sauce, Chipotle Gold sauce, the Habanero Chilli jam and Burmese Naga Pickle. Decent prices too. Oooh will take a look. Love a bit of a tingle. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, stevieb said: My worst ever meal in my post uni days, after me and the lads had spent all our cash on drugs and booze was cooked pasta with margerine. We were generally OK as a household of always having someone who had cash to get enough in to feed the others until the next one of us got paid and the party started again but this one time I think the plate spinning stopped and we had pasta and fucking margerine! 🤣 Even at my poviest nadir I could buy a single onion, a single bulb of garlic and tin of tomatoes from the asian grocers - cost about 90p - even if I had to use spread to fry it and malt vinegar - Get some pepper from McDonald's for nowt. Baby you got Pomodoro sauce going on... Surely you had 30p apiece? If not, in such circumstances, going robbing from Tesco or Asda is justifiable - says so in the Torah (black bible), the Quran and the Bible. One of you dresses scruffy like Renton to attract attention, acts all suss but doesn't nick out, they draw the attention, the others wear Sunday best and help themselves, but never conceal owt, keep it in hand or under arms. Edited August 29, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Zico said: I've come across folk who called chicken nuggets "nugs" All mostly fat mancs 'Kin ell, Big Macs etc. are bad enough but 'nugs'? You may as well crack open a jar of babyfood... We had a grandiosely titled 'kitchen designer' round once, I was working local so went home to let him and his minion in to measure up one dinnertime. He was dressed smart casual for his work, this bloke, mid-thirties, but was rebelling by wearing cowboy boots and modelling his facial hair after a 1991 James Hetfield - pointy shaped sideboards etc. He tried to engage me showing me samples of finishes etc. I told him I didn't give a shit, ask her, or just pick yourself. Anyhow, I went to make myself a brew and James and Lurch were guffawing over sommat on his (Hetfield's) phone - unsolicited he said "Hey, look at this..." (to me). It was a video of a woman in stockings, bent over on all fours getting shagged quite literally doggy style by a Rottweiler... WTF? Anyhow, they probably sensed my indifference, nay, hostility, to their presence and decided to adjourn for their dinner... Hetfield asked Renfield. "What do you fancy, Maccy D's?" That's the type of twatface who uses that phrase. Burn them, with fire. Edited August 29, 2021 by Youri McAnespie Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 1 hour ago, Dimron said: It does get better, although I woke up with that "too tired. can't be arsed" feeling yesterday, today we've been for a 5 mile walk across the fields stopping off for a pint halfway I feel better than last week... Seem to be more breathless-y in the afternoon for some reason. Be reet. Just annoyed if it was some variant allowed in to preserve a fucking trade deal. Quote
Dimron Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 I'd have launched them out of the door or window for coming around with the aim of taking a lot of money off me, being useless and disrespectful. Quote
Youri McAnespie Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 2 minutes ago, Dimron said: I'd have launched them out of the door or window for coming around with the aim of taking a lot of money off me, being useless and disrespectful. I'd have snotted him just for saying "Maccy D's" tbh... Wasn't my idea anyway, so... I wanted an 'industrial' style one, no fitted crap, just racking, steel workbenches etc. And not from a firm with a bestiality wanker who ate children's food in their employ. Quote
stevieb Posted August 29, 2021 Posted August 29, 2021 37 minutes ago, Youri McAnespie said: Even at my poviest nadir I could buy a single onion, a single bulb of garlic and tin of tomatoes from the asian grocers - cost about 90p - even if I had to use spread to fry it and malt vinegar - Get some pepper from McDonald's for nowt. Baby you got Pomodoro sauce going on... Surely you had 30p apiece? If not, in such circumstances, going robbing from Tesco or Asda is justifiable - says so in the Torah (black bible), the Quran and the Bible. One of you dresses scruffy like Renton to attract attention, acts all suss but doesn't nick out, they draw the attention, the others wear Sunday best and help themselves, but never conceal owt, keep it in hand or under arms. 30p a piece? Are you mental. That would have got us several 3l smart price ciders. Enough for a cider centurion Quote
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