DazBob Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 [insert name here] get battered. Your support is fucking shit (ironically sung to the fans who have made the journey). Ooooooh, you shit bastard aaaahhhh. [insert town/city name here] is a shithole - thankfully pretty rare these days. Any more for any more? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum... Not being funny like but its a bit rich us wools singing that to some fulham fans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 10, 2022 Author Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, gonzo said: Your Mums Your Dad, Your Dads Your Mum... Not being funny like but its a bit rich us wools singing that to some fulham fans. Fulham's a shithole, I wanna go home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Cheese Posted February 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2022 "Get into em, fuck em up" at Blackburn is possibly the worst thing I've ever heard at a football match. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnnyrotten Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Wanky wanky Wanderers sung by us. It was ironic the first time we sang it about 30 years ago, now its just crap. At least we've stopped singing it immediately after a goal at home now, its been replaced by the generic "De de de, de de de dur, de, de de, de, de de, dur, BOLTON" (unsure of spelling) which used to just be a song for the likes of Fulham and Watford but we seem to have adopted it. But at least Dads and kids can join in together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kent_white Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 All of the above Also 'eyes right' has always been a bit cringey. Sorry 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pablo Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 That Icelandic clap thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DicksonDockGRN Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Songs about players genitals - Trafford… Santos… etc. Grow up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderson93 Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 3 minutes ago, Pablo said: That Icelandic clap thing. Wrong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 Xabi Alonso (BROTHER, BROTHER) Sung to Michael Alonso Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DazBob Posted February 10, 2022 Author Share Posted February 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, Pablo said: That Icelandic clap thing. Is that what Sigurdsson gave to that young girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Electric Gretar Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Two chickens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mutley Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 John Trafford in the middle of our sticks one of the worst. what do you think of Swindon… shit.. another putrid chant sung by kids. Anything to do with Richard Santos private parts not remotely funny. There’s a star man another shocker. Sick of it. mutley in peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paulhanley Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 "White Army ... white army ...white army". (peters out). Sounds as lame as fuck to opposition fans. Please stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 hour ago, DazBob said: Fulham's a shithole, I wanna go home. Walking across the park by craven cottage before the FA cup game there, i heard a group of lads singing 'Fulham is quite nice, still wanna go home' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 How shit must you be...? My garden shed is bigger than this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 10, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2022 all of them, basically though I particulary don't like that "in fact we fucking love it, we love it ooohh aaahhhh" one or "we only hate man utd" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 24 minutes ago, frank_spencer said: Walking across the park by craven cottage before the FA cup game there, i heard a group of lads singing 'Fulham is quite nice, still wanna go home' Guess where I'm having my pack up at the moment... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, Zico said: all of them, basically though I particulary don't like that "in fact we fucking love it, we love it ooohh aaahhhh" one or "we only hate man utd" Football matches are like gigs now for me , I don’t get in the mixer, I’ll cheer and clap but if the song is wank I’m not having it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi Not heard that one for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted February 10, 2022 Moderators Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Rudy said: Football matches are like gigs now for me , I don’t get in the mixer, I’ll cheer and clap but if the song is wank I’m not having it I rarely stand up or clap a substution anymore haven't done the thunder clap yet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimron Posted February 10, 2022 Share Posted February 10, 2022 We need a new anthem, most of those singing have never done the Manny Road walk except to go to Asda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 1 minute ago, Zico said: I rarely stand up or clap a substution anymore haven't done the thunder clap yet I’ll do the Thunderclap when Bod sticks a 95th min winner in the postage stamp. Not for a 5 min cameo to waste some minutes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter desperado Posted February 10, 2022 Site Supporter Share Posted February 10, 2022 Bloody hell our already depleted song list will be non-existent soon! I’m pretty happy with most of them mentioned if it gets some atmosphere going. That said I can’t abide the Munich chants (other anti Man U sings ok- but they all seem to lead to the Munich ones) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members Rudy Posted February 10, 2022 Members Share Posted February 10, 2022 27 minutes ago, Dimron said: Come in a taxi, you must have come in a taxi Not heard that one for years There used to be a bellend in the ESL who would add his own spin on songs usually with a shit comment after it to raise a laugh ”Taxi, more like a skateboard” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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