Politics

[Cheese]

6 minutes ago, kent_white said:

Thanks for your interest - I'd say it's moderately hairy. Which is ironic as I am a very hairy man with the exception of my head and a small patch of skin right at the back of my ballbag.

How much flesh is there between your balls and your ringpiece, to the nearest mm? ROUND DOWN

Edited August 21, 2023 by Cheese

[kent_white]

6 minutes ago, Spider said:

Like a lion’s whiskers

Sea or land lion?

[kent_white]

2 minutes ago, Cheese said:

How much flesh is there between your balls and your ringpiece, to the nearest mm? ROUND DOWN

Sorry Cheese. Nice try - but that's only available to my subscribers! 

[Spider]

1 minute ago, kent_white said:

Sea or land lion?

Land.

My nose hairs, now they would resemble sea lion whiskers.

The footwell of my car is littered with them

[Spider]

https://x.com/peterstefanovi2/status/1693508589300617586?s=46&t=qgN49MtQ6ylOYccHfl-kUw

[tyldesley_white]

8 minutes ago, Spider said:

https://x.com/peterstefanovi2/status/1693508589300617586?s=46&t=qgN49MtQ6ylOYccHfl-kUw

As it was proven earlier , math's is not everyone's strong point 🙂

 

[Winchester White]

[Carlos]

As if they do their own accounts.

[tomski]

1 hour ago, Carlos said:

As if they do their own accounts.

To be fair I think Rees Mogg has ate that many crayons he may of forgotten his 6 mill loan

Edited August 24, 2023 by tomski

[Spider]

I see the asylum backlog is at a record high.

Another ✅ in the Tory box

[Sweep]

52 minutes ago, Spider said:

I see the asylum backlog is at a record high.

Another ✅ in the Tory box

What's the point in processing them, when we don't have enough empty houses to put them in......or something like that, probably. 

[Duck Egg]

Aye, we mustn't process them too quickly or it'll just encourage more of the buggers

[mickbrown]

This fucker is as bent as Johnson. 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

Can a country commit suicide?

It's increasingly feeling like we're trying to

https://twitter.com/habibi_uk/status/1694282787719717127?s=20

 

[Traf]

More piss-taking.

[Cheese]

1 minute ago, Traf said:

More piss-taking.

Strange that innit. Wonder why that decision's been made?

[tomski]

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Strange that innit. Wonder why that decision's been made?

Ha they really are the biggest scroungers in the UK

 

[BobyBrno]

1 hour ago, Cheese said:

Strange that innit. Wonder why that decision's been made?

Ask IPSA.

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2023/aug/25/financial-support-double-mps-lose-seats-uk-election

[Cheese]

2 minutes ago, BobyBrno said:

Ask IPSA.

https://amp.theguardian.com/politics/2023/aug/25/financial-support-double-mps-lose-seats-uk-election

Strange that they've only decided now though, eh?

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

40 minutes ago, Cheese said:

Strange that they've only decided now though, eh?

It is literally just coincidence, though

IPSA is independent of the Government and these changes have been on the cards for a while

There's no conspiracy

[Spider]

Scrubbers

[jmjhb]

So, what have we learned over the course of the last 3000 pages?

[Spider]

4 minutes ago, jmjhb said:

So, what have we learned over the course of the last 3000 pages?

The Tories aren’t to blame for anything 

[royal white]

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

The Tories aren’t to blame for anything 

Or everything. Depends on who you want to listen to. 

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, royal white said:

Or everything. Depends on who you want to listen to. 

Boris should be king