Whites man Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 was just looking at that good day on piss round the quay side in pool you get a boat from bournemoth pier You can shout abuse at 'Arry Redknapp as you go past his house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 was just looking at that good day on piss round the quay side in pool you get a boat from bournemoth pier FFS pal, talk to your tour operator MR58... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 Sky are cunts. End of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted March 27, 2015 Share Posted March 27, 2015 FFS pal, talk to your tour operator MR58.... AKA Brendan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 I don,t do boats so we,re on the number 21 bus so i can use my pass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaydan Posted March 28, 2015 Share Posted March 28, 2015 Already suggested and its the top two (Poole and Corby) playing the last match and either could win the league. Good stuff. Sounds like it was meant to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead83 Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MalcolmW Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website Mute is reserved for ITV commentary. It's a moot point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bolton va va Posted March 31, 2015 Share Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website They can stuff their fucking tickets up their fucking arse. ( I'm not bitter ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter MickyD Posted April 1, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 1, 2015 Mute is reserved for ITV commentary. It's a moot point. Get him told MW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Fuck the Bolton tickets, when do the Poole v Corby tickets go on sale at our ticket office Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 Fuck the Bolton tickets, when do the Poole v Corby tickets go on sale at our ticket office I think as a gesture of goodwill the club should sort the tickets out for you plus return transport from Bournemouth to Poole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smeghead83 Posted April 1, 2015 Share Posted April 1, 2015 I knew it was one or the other :-D. I think Malc doesn't like me grammer, innit! Former school teacher? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 I think as a gesture of goodwill the club should sort the tickets out for you plus return transport from Bournemouth to Poole. Good call, i will be on the phone as soon as the lazy bastard ticket office opens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Good call, i will be on the phone as soon as the lazy bastard ticket office opens I'm sure they'll be eagerly anticipating a call from one of their favourite customers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 2, 2015 Share Posted April 2, 2015 Job done 12 complementary VIP tickets for the Poole v Corby game in the post as a good will gesture from Mr Gartside Cheers Phil you have my vote at the next general election Gartside IN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C86 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Job done 12 complementary VIP tickets for the Poole v Corby game in the post as a good will gesture from Mr Gartside Cheers Phil you have my vote at the next general election Gartside IN Good man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little kids stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about that see you in a few weeks, i will ring you and meet up, possibly have a few drinks and see where the night takes us Poole - Hangs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Members DazBob Posted April 7, 2015 Members Share Posted April 7, 2015 Disappointed you didn't ask HBAHT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweep Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 MR58......she sounds like she could be making it onto the list Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
no balls Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 The lucky lucky lady. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Carlos Posted April 7, 2015 Moderators Share Posted April 7, 2015 Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door I'm amazed you didn't hang up at that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little whitt Posted April 7, 2015 Share Posted April 7, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little kids stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about that see you in a few weeks, i will ring you and meet up, possibly have a few drinks I WAS BOLTON'S FINGERING CHAMPION 1971-1973 Poole - Hangs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter only1swanny Posted April 8, 2015 Site Supporter Share Posted April 8, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little WHITT stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about HIM Poole - Hangs up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mannyroad58 Posted April 8, 2015 Share Posted April 8, 2015 MR58......she sounds like she could be making it onto the list I think she's just playing hard to get which is a bit of a turn on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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