Whites man Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 was just looking at that good day on piss round the quay side in pool you get a boat from bournemoth pier You can shout abuse at 'Arry Redknapp as you go past his house. Quote
C86 Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 was just looking at that good day on piss round the quay side in pool you get a boat from bournemoth pier FFS pal, talk to your tour operator MR58... Quote
no balls Posted March 27, 2015 Posted March 27, 2015 FFS pal, talk to your tour operator MR58.... AKA Brendan Quote
mannyroad58 Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 I don,t do boats so we,re on the number 21 bus so i can use my pass Quote
kaydan Posted March 28, 2015 Posted March 28, 2015 Already suggested and its the top two (Poole and Corby) playing the last match and either could win the league. Good stuff. Sounds like it was meant to be. Quote
smeghead83 Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website Quote
MalcolmW Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website Mute is reserved for ITV commentary. It's a moot point. Quote
bolton va va Posted March 31, 2015 Posted March 31, 2015 Bit of a mute point for many now but the ticket priority sales dates are now on the official website They can stuff their fucking tickets up their fucking arse. ( I'm not bitter ) Quote
MickyD Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Mute is reserved for ITV commentary. It's a moot point. Get him told MW Quote
mannyroad58 Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Fuck the Bolton tickets, when do the Poole v Corby tickets go on sale at our ticket office Quote
no balls Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 Fuck the Bolton tickets, when do the Poole v Corby tickets go on sale at our ticket office I think as a gesture of goodwill the club should sort the tickets out for you plus return transport from Bournemouth to Poole. Quote
smeghead83 Posted April 1, 2015 Posted April 1, 2015 I knew it was one or the other :-D. I think Malc doesn't like me grammer, innit! Former school teacher? Quote
mannyroad58 Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 I think as a gesture of goodwill the club should sort the tickets out for you plus return transport from Bournemouth to Poole. Good call, i will be on the phone as soon as the lazy bastard ticket office opens Quote
no balls Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Good call, i will be on the phone as soon as the lazy bastard ticket office opens I'm sure they'll be eagerly anticipating a call from one of their favourite customers Quote
mannyroad58 Posted April 2, 2015 Posted April 2, 2015 Job done 12 complementary VIP tickets for the Poole v Corby game in the post as a good will gesture from Mr Gartside Cheers Phil you have my vote at the next general election Gartside IN Quote
C86 Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Job done 12 complementary VIP tickets for the Poole v Corby game in the post as a good will gesture from Mr Gartside Cheers Phil you have my vote at the next general election Gartside IN Good man Quote
mannyroad58 Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little kids stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about that see you in a few weeks, i will ring you and meet up, possibly have a few drinks and see where the night takes us Poole - Hangs up Quote
Sweep Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 MR58......she sounds like she could be making it onto the list Quote
Carlos Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door I'm amazed you didn't hang up at that point. Quote
little whitt Posted April 7, 2015 Posted April 7, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little kids stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about that see you in a few weeks, i will ring you and meet up, possibly have a few drinks I WAS BOLTON'S FINGERING CHAMPION 1971-1973 Poole - Hangs up Quote
only1swanny Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 Cheers C good call Seriously though, i called Poole and this is how the conversation went Poole (ladies voice) - Hello Me- Is that Poole Football Club because it sound like you're in someones living room Poole - Yes it is and yes i am, i run the ticket office from my house Me - Oh right, a few of us are coming down to Bournemouth the weekend you play Corby and we want to come to your game so how do i go about ordering tickets Poole - Ha ha ha is this a wind up Me - No honestly we're Bolton fans and our game has been moved to Monday night so we fancy coming watching your game on the Saturday Poole - Ha ha ha you don't need tickets it's £10 pay on the door Me - But it's the top of the table clash Poole - Ha ha ha Yes i know and what has that got to do with it Me - Sorry ok then if it's a tenner on the door, how much will it be if we fancy splashing out on corporate in a box Poole (absolutely pissing herself) - You are 1 funny guy, can i meet you when you get here because i haven't laughed so much in years, the only boxes we have are what little WHITT stand on to see over the barriers Me - Ha ha sorry about HIM Poole - Hangs up Quote
mannyroad58 Posted April 8, 2015 Posted April 8, 2015 MR58......she sounds like she could be making it onto the list I think she's just playing hard to get which is a bit of a turn on Quote
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