Politics

[mickbrown]

11 minutes ago, MickyD said:

Talking of Guinness, I got one of those Guinness surge machines. You charge it using a phone charger and then attach it to a can of Guinness. It then pours a perfect glass of the black stuff… apparently!

NOTE: DO NOT USE THE CANS OF GUINNESS WITH A WIDGET IN, IT MAKES FOR A LOT OF WIPING DOWN OF KITCHEN TOPS.

You can use the widget ones.
 

What he said 😁

Edited December 27, 2023 by mickbrown

[mickbrown]

22 minutes ago, Winchester White said:

Try B&Ms

Will do. Ta

[Spider]

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨

UK Government poised to announce:

* eggs will now be available in cartons of 7

* 3 fingered kitkats

in another kick to the balls of the Brussels elite.

 

[Jol_BWFC]

1 minute ago, Spider said:

🚨🚨🚨BREAKING🚨🚨🚨

UK Government poised to announce:

* eggs will now be available in cartons of 7

* 3 fingered kitkats

in another kick to the balls of the Brussels elite.

 

That’s bananas.

[Spider]

[Spider]

Jacques Delors couldn’t handle the BOOM of the pints of wine.

He’s brown bread

Pain complet

Up yours Delors. Should have let us have our pint bottles

[bolty58]

These bitter Remoaners just get funnier and funnier.

Looks like they'll be bitter until death.

[Spider]

I must have missed all the complaining about our inability to produce pints of wine.

😂🤡

[Traf]

Our wine exports are just a fraction of what we import and this just seems like another pointless exercise like the 10-bin bullshit, the Dartford Tunnel signs in yards and the non-existent meat tax.

[Winchester White]

Blue on blue!

 

[green genie]

Just seen Tony Blair was keen on Wimbledon being relocated to a 40K stadium in Belfast.

Wonder which of the sides would have adopted if either?

[Winchester White]

Northern rail are fucking dog shit.

The lads girlfriend is making her way back from home near Newcastle via Carlisle and Preston. All no problem except train from Preston to Aggy cancelled so no biggie, she can get the next one to Chorley and I can pick her up from there.  Then that gets cancelled and the one after also so that's three trains in a row canceled. Now I am about to set off to fucking Preston. 😡

[Spider]

2 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Northern rail are fucking dog shit.

The lads girlfriend is making her way back from home near Newcastle via Carlisle and Preston. All no problem except train from Preston to Aggy cancelled so no biggie, she can get the next one to Chorley and I can pick her up from there.  Then that gets cancelled and the one after also so that's three trains in a row canceled. Now I am about to set off to fucking Preston. 😡

Can’t help but feel this is not the fault of the Tory government and is, more likely than not, Jeremy Corbyn’s doing.

[Casino]

Is there a graph?

[kent_white]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Can’t help but feel this is not the fault of the Tory government and is, more likely than not, Jeremy Corbyn’s doing.

Plus he had a rumpled tie once

And didn't understand how to bow at a sufficiently low angle

[Sweep]

19 hours ago, Winchester White said:

Northern rail are fucking dog shit.

The lads girlfriend is making her way back from home near Newcastle via Carlisle and Preston. All no problem except train from Preston to Aggy cancelled so no biggie, she can get the next one to Chorley and I can pick her up from there.  Then that gets cancelled and the one after also so that's three trains in a row canceled. Now I am about to set off to fucking Preston. 😡

You should speak to @Boby Brno, I'm sure he suggested there are no issues with the rail service in the North West, a few weeks back

Edited December 30, 2023 by Sweep

[bolty58]

4 hours ago, kent_white said:

Plus he had a rumpled tie once

And didn't understand how to bow at a sufficiently low angle

This is incorrect. He knew how to bow alright. To the IRA and various Middle Eastern based terrorists.

[kent_white]

11 hours ago, bolty58 said:

This is incorrect. He knew how to bow alright. To the IRA and various Middle Eastern based terrorists.

The IRA are hardly operational anymore. Largely because we (very wisely and astutely) engaged moderate elements of its political wing in the peace process. Sadly the same can't be said about Hamas and Hezbollah. Which I think is part of the reason we are where we are now.

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

Ridiculous 

 

[bolty58]

16 hours ago, kent_white said:

The IRA are hardly operational anymore. Largely because we (very wisely and astutely) engaged moderate elements of its political wing in the peace process. Sadly the same can't be said about Hamas and Hezbollah. Which I think is part of the reason we are where we are now.

Not my point. We were discussing his ability (or otherwise) to bow.

[bolty58]

11 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Ridiculous 

 

Refugee advocates would like you not to post such material. Thank you.

[kent_white]

7 hours ago, bolty58 said:

Not my point. We were discussing his ability (or otherwise) to bow.

Blessed are the cheese makers! 😁

[Ani]

19 hours ago, Lt. Aldo Raine said:

Ridiculous 

 

Suppose it depends on when the fraudulent applications were picked up.

If it was during the application process surely that is why there is a process. So maybe highlights why we need to speed up the  process so we can send the buggas back

If it was after the application process maybe highlights why we need to tighten the process ? So the buggas never arrive. 
 

Something the Govt could do rather than issuing headlines that no boats crossed the channel during the recent storms. 

[Spider]

You know Brexit is shit when even Rees-Mogg says it is. Waaaah waaaah waaaaah:

 

[Lt. Aldo Raine]

I see there'll be another by-election on its way