miamiwhite Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 1 hour ago, Casino said: Ball goes in hole Hand goes in hole Next ball goes in hole Next hand goes in hole Is that not a bit of an unneccessary risk Dunno, just asking The resident Scouser is used to having balls near his hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 If you fancy a mooch around the Pendle trail, don't bother. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 11 minutes ago, radcliffewhite1 said: Exactly when you think and dig more there’s loads of essential jobs you wouldn’t of even thought of Like mine, no-one would class my job as essential, but when a roof starts to leak, then that all changes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miamiwhite Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Just now, miamiwhite said: Like mine, no-one would class my job as essential, but when a roof starts to leak, then that all changes. And like a good socialist.....when I'm called out for emergency leaks in the crisis, I will only triple my prices. Instead of quadrupling it 🙂💪💣 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
radcliffe white Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 7 minutes ago, miamiwhite said: Like mine, no-one would class my job as essential, but when a roof starts to leak, then that all changes. Another example S Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank_spencer Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 Had to venture out to fetch a tin opener for the wife's grandparents. The car park at B&M was heaving so odd after no cunt being on the roads as I went round the family dropping stuff off. I've become the designated gofer for the whole family I'll be sticking some miles on the car at this rate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marc505 Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 2 hours ago, Casino said: Ball goes in hole Hand goes in hole Next ball goes in hole Next hand goes in hole Is that not a bit of an unneccessary risk Dunno, just asking Girlfriends dad says they've removed the flags and upturned all the cups so you don't have to handle anything. How much this helps or not I'm not sure, never even picked up a golf bat in my life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
royal white Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 (edited) https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/boxing/billy-joe-saunders-coronavirus-prank-21729978 🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️ * wrong thread Edited March 22, 2020 by royal white Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted March 22, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 22, 2020 6 minutes ago, leigh white said: Tame effort... We had 45 in one of those going to Notts County on first day of the season in 1980 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leigh white Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 3 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Tame effort... We had 45 in one of those going to Notts County on first day of the season in 1980 😁 Derby away a few weeks later from the Albion could've beaten that.😃 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 22, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 22, 2020 48 minutes ago, RONNIE PHILLIPS said: Tame effort... We had 45 in one of those going to Notts County on first day of the season in 1980 😁 I bet more than one lad jizzed on that journey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mounts Kipper Posted March 22, 2020 Share Posted March 22, 2020 18 in a transit van to Bristol city was the worst trip I endured. Was only LH lad in the van with a right bunch of not rights led by J.C. and S.G. 17 ended up trying to take the Bristol end I thought I’d give that a swerve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 We decamped to the caravan last Wednesday. Site is very quiet, so less chance of coming into contact with people. Big field next to site, so we run the dogs on there and that's about it. Sadly, site thinks they might have to send us home at some point this week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Tonge moor green jacket Posted March 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2020 28 minutes ago, Traf said: We decamped to the caravan last Wednesday. Site is very quiet, so less chance of coming into contact with people. Big field next to site, so we run the dogs on there and that's about it. Sadly, site thinks they might have to send us home at some point this week. Just seen this about Wales. Expecting to shut caravan parks soon. Will probably happen all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Haven, Parkdean etc etc all closing today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Winchester White Posted March 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2020 1 hour ago, Traf said: We decamped to the caravan last Wednesday. Site is very quiet, so less chance of coming into contact with people. Big field next to site, so we run the dogs on there and that's about it. Sadly, site thinks they might have to send us home at some point this week. Ours is open for now, obviously the bar and restaurant is shut but I can see reception closing too soon. The fishing folk wont be happy with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Traf Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 18 minutes ago, Winchester White said: Ours is open for now, obviously the bar and restaurant is shut but I can see reception closing too soon. The fishing folk wont be happy with that. Yes, the bar and the cafe are already closed, as are the kids' play rooms and the swimming pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter RONNIE PHILLIPS Posted March 23, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 23, 2020 17 hours ago, Mounts Kipper said: 18 in a transit van to Bristol city was the worst trip I endured. Was only LH lad in the van with a right bunch of not rights led by J.C. and S.G. 17 ended up trying to take the Bristol end I thought I’d give that a swerve. They had the same idea at Hull on THE Friday night, left them to it😊. They were part of the crew at Notts County too, we went in the Paddock facing ours & were politely escorted to the right section. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gonzo Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 Lytham front today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickbrown Posted March 23, 2020 Share Posted March 23, 2020 You suit them sunglasses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators Zico Posted March 23, 2020 Moderators Share Posted March 23, 2020 6 minutes ago, gonzo said: Lytham front today it's folks like this ruining Mounts chance of a game of golf, utter fuckwits Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big E Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 11 hours ago, gonzo said: Lytham front today whos robbed his stick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Escobarp Posted March 24, 2020 Share Posted March 24, 2020 Golf courses shut. #prayformounts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Supporter Steejay Posted March 24, 2020 Site Supporter Share Posted March 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Escobarp said: Golf courses shut. #prayformounts 😂 I can picture him running from bunker to bunker, tree to tree, like army manoeuvres with a 9 iron! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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