Christmas

[Big E]

10 hours ago, Traf said:

And whist I have a quiet Christmas, I'd sincerely like to wish each and every one of you cunts (even @Big E) a very merry Christmas and an even happier New Year.

 

Flirt 

[Big E]

We are having Christmas at home. I think because we don’t have kids I find it a bit shit and would sooner be abroad. 
 

spent yesterday’s shopping for some presents. Everyone just buys shit people don’t need / want so they have something. Should be a rule that after 21 you just don’t get presents for anyone other than kids in your family / close friends. If you want a new set of straighteners or out just buy em when ya want em. 

[Dimron]

14 hours ago, wanderer1984 said:

Enjoy mate ... Just booked Munich next April.

Best avoid February... it can be a bit too snowy for travelling

[only1swanny]

10 minutes ago, Big E said:

We are having Christmas at home. I think because we don’t have kids I find it a bit shit and would sooner be abroad. 
 

spent yesterday’s shopping for some presents. Everyone just buys shit people don’t need / want so they have something. Should be a rule that after 21 you just don’t get presents for anyone other than kids in your family / close friends. If you want a new set of straighteners or out just buy em when ya want em. 

Wife and I do "funny for a tenner ". Last year I got her a mug with rude cartoons on, this year it's an OS map of places with rude names (geography teacher). 

Makes it less financial stress as she goes mad on the kids.. daughters got a 500 quid laptop, wife's still buying as "she's not got a lot to open". 

I was tempted to just embroider something for everyone, but apparently that makes me a cheap skate :p 

[Not in Crawley]

1 hour ago, Whitestar said:

They're on soaking now!

 

Merry Christmas 

Thanks Whitestar! Have a very merry and mushy Christmas 🎄 

[L/H White]

2 hours ago, little whitt said:

Annual Christmas Eve  piss up

round Atherton 2 till about 8 

Get in the cabinet 

Full of crumpet 

[little whitt]

28 minutes ago, L/H White said:

Get in the cabinet 

Full of crumpet 

we end up in that 

Curiosity 

there is a young 20s fit bird that sings in there from 5 

last 3 years she has been Amazing 

we dont rush have 2/3 most bars 

home for about 8 before all your 

ONCE A YEAR LOT COME OUT 

[Ani]

It is the dads turn to have the kids, so only me, her and her mum on Xmas day.

Got a few more here Boxing Day night. 
 

Got stuff on most days but with no younger kids can not really be arsed. Red wine and cheese and biscuits will see me asleep before Gavin and Stacey on Xmas Day. 

[Casino]

Theres only 2 of us at home as eldest moved out to Wigan and the lad is in Krabi or somewhere equally dismal

Up early this morning to collect the Carrs order

Off to the nook and billncoo about 4

Think theres 10 here tmrw, id be as happy with half as many

Like to see G & S, but will prob do it BD

[athywhite1958]

1 hour ago, little whitt said:

we end up in that 

Curiosity 

there is a young 20s fit bird that sings in there from 5 

last 3 years she has been Amazing 

we dont rush have 2/3 most bars 

home for about 8 before all your 

ONCE A YEAR LOT COME OUT 

Behave in Atherton you deviant

[green genie]

The yoofs having girlfriends now means cycle of alternate trips oop there is broken. Thankfully they are sensible enough to realise starting Xmas day in Popworld wouldn’t be brightest move so they can take their mums mind off missing her mum tomorrow.
 

Roll on the 30th and rattler to Oxfordshire. 

[Spider]

Missus has just come back from work at the vets with our dog on a drip.

We suspect he’s eaten a pair of her knickers and his stomach is massively swollen up but the X-ray is inclusive.

So now we’ve got him under observation for the next 2 days whilst he either dies or shits out a g string.

merry fucking Xmas.

[Traf]

1 hour ago, Spider said:

Missus has just come back from work at the vets with our dog on a drip.

We suspect he’s eaten a pair of her knickers and his stomach is massively swollen up but the X-ray is inclusive.

So now we’ve got him under observation for the next 2 days whilst he either dies or shits out a g string.

merry fucking Xmas.

Joyous, we too have paid a visit to the vets.

Our beagle has developed as ulcer on one of her eyes. 20 minutes in the vets and 3 sets of medication and I'm £200 out of pocket.

[burnden]

Some of our kids and grandkids coming to visit tonight , quiet day just me and our lass tomorrow.

[Tonge moor green jacket]

We had another 70 quid vet bill this morning. 

On top of 120 last week.

Infected nail bed.

[Ani]

54 minutes ago, Traf said:

Joyous, we too have paid a visit to the vets.

Our beagle has developed as ulcer on one of her eyes. 20 minutes in the vets and 3 sets of medication and I'm £200 out of pocket.

My step lads dog just pissed on our bed so the new quilt we got this week is drenched.  We got a new quilt this because the dog pissed on the old one earlier in the week.

The dog is called Dapo. 

[mickbrown]

2 hours ago, Spider said:

Missus has just come back from work at the vets with our dog on a drip.

We suspect he’s eaten a pair of her knickers and his stomach is massively swollen up but the X-ray is inclusive.

So now we’ve got him under observation for the next 2 days whilst he either dies or shits out a g string.

merry fucking Xmas.

Deviant. Sound like a@gonzo vid. 

Edited December 24, 2024 by mickbrown

[little whitt]

just got 

home 

put BoB 

they just found the camp

crying like a baby 

[Dimron]

3 hours ago, Spider said:

Missus has just come back from work at the vets with our dog on a drip.

We suspect he’s eaten a pair of her knickers and his stomach is massively swollen up but the X-ray is inclusive.

So now we’ve got him under observation for the next 2 days whilst he either dies or shits out a g string.

merry fucking Xmas.

Sorry to hear that mate

I had a dog in the old days that would eat anything... I recall chasing him around the living room trying to pull strands of tinsel out of his arse after he'd obviously been eating decorations from the Christmas Tree.

Then there was the time he shat a used johnny out of his arse when I was talking to a posh neighbour.

Best dog ever.

 

Edited December 24, 2024 by Dimron

[Spider]

5 minutes ago, Dimron said:

Sorry to hear that mate

I had a dog in the old days that would eat anything... I recall chasing him around the living room trying to pull strands of tinsel out of his arse after he'd obviously been eating decorations from the Christmas Tree.

Then there was the time he shat a used johnny out of his arse when I was talking to a posh neighbour.

Best dog ever.

 

It’s the “used” part that has just made me spit my wine out 🤣🤣🤣

[Dimron]

2 minutes ago, Spider said:

It’s the “used” part that has just made me spit my wine out 🤣🤣🤣

He lived to an old age... good luck pal

[Jol_BWFC]

1 hour ago, Ani said:

My step lads dog just pissed on our bed so the new quilt we got this week is drenched.  We got a new quilt this because the dog pissed on the old one earlier in the week.

The dog is called Dapo. 

Half dog half lion?

[BobyBrno]

This time last year, my youngest was over for Christmas and I drove down to Lincoln on Boxing Day. This year I’m in Sydney and my present off him is an away day in Melbourne. Flying down and back for the Boxing Day Test at the MCG! (It’s actually a belated birthday present) I’m a little overwhelmed. 

[desperado]

Merry Christmas each and everyone of you. ❤️

Love this place.

Family day at home. Hosting for both sets of the family.

Lion of Vienna upgrade for Boxing Day - looking forward to it. 

[Tonge moor green jacket]

Hadn't noticed the Edinburgh dweller will be a dad in a few months.

Congratulations. 

Hopefully he/she will be a good sleeper.

Get that cracked and happy days.